Omg Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit, look at this great body, can you believe she’s a mom! I know I know…that vapid cunt eating bathing suit bottoms is a pretty good indicator…but you’d think she’d be the sister with the smallest cunt even after being a mom of a few…thanks to liking white meat… But she still looks ok, even though she’s a cancer that needs to be taken out with the rest of the virus that is their family…It must be because she believes in health and fitness, I’m sure it’s all natural from hard work in the gym and a good diet, there’s no way this is plastic surgery or a cheap attempt to get people to notice her, as this family is traditionally about sending a positive message to the kids, and I guess she’s continuing that legacy! Go Kardashians, please tell me what lip plumper I need to buy”…. The post Kourtney Kardashian’s Mom Pussy Eats Her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Omg Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit, look at this great body, can you believe she’s a mom! I know I know…that vapid cunt eating bathing suit bottoms is a pretty good indicator…but you’d think she’d be the sister with the smallest cunt even after being a mom of a few…thanks to liking white meat… But she still looks ok, even though she’s a cancer that needs to be taken out with the rest of the virus that is their family…It must be because she believes in health and fitness, I’m sure it’s all natural from hard work in the gym and a good diet, there’s no way this is plastic surgery or a cheap attempt to get people to notice her, as this family is traditionally about sending a positive message to the kids, and I guess she’s continuing that legacy! Go Kardashians, please tell me what lip plumper I need to buy”…. The post Kourtney Kardashian’s Mom Pussy Eats Her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts….especially when they were willing to die for their slut….while now AIDS and AIDS jokes are far less fun or funny…because it’s no longer a death sentence… She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them… Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE …. Well now she’s flashing her ass on the street in a short skirt…because that’s all part of her fashion, fashionista, hipster, celebrity, artist bullshit she’s angling… The post Chloe Sevigny Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the biggest joke in this ad is that they are using Kendall Jenner and girl isn’t doing it for free, like she should be, according to me, because I understand there is value in using someone all the kids follow and who has positioned herself as relevant, but I think she wants it so bad, isn’t that hot, and the whole family disgusting, trashy, twats who shouldn’t be given money for anything due to their desperation and the fact that they do NOTHING…and have DONE nothing…and aren’t talented in anyway….it’s like “you wanna be in our ad, cool, but we aren’t paying you, we pay the professionals”….proving yet again that professional models don’t need much skill…. But people are mad because it mocks activism. It mocks black lives matter. The intent is to say “cops kill black people, but some rich cunt so detached from reality can hop into a protest and hand a cop a Pepsi, because she’s some rich cunt so detached from reality, and she didn’t really even want that Pepsi, she’s more a coke girl, but Pepsi are the one paying her so let’s pretend OK”….. So rich vapid twat – detached from the world – hops into a protest from a BUSY photoshoot because that’s what defines Kendall…doing photoshoots…with some random activist…and within a minute she’s with the cops….knowing she’s more like them than these dirty activist weirdos.. Either way, activists are pretty upset about it. Talk about parodying what goes on the world, making it cheesy and a joke, using a joke of a model, whose career is very real, but still a joke…. It’s nice to see a rich kid, uneducated and unaffected, can mend the differences between cops and protestors…blacks being shot by cops….because she is the beacon of white gold…white hope..and can solve everything with a Pepsi. The more absurd thing about this commercial isn’t the mocking of Black Lives Matter or the Women’s March, or really any anti-establishment commanding change event….it’s that this probably cost 10 million dollars to produce. 10 million dollars that could have been spent elsewhere on good. I guess this is why COKE is the party drug of choice. The only thing that would make this better, funnier, more powerful is if the cop shot her in the throat for being a fucking terrorist… I guess this has been a success for Pepsi….people be talking. The post Kendall Jenner’s Controversial Pepsi Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Aubrey and Bristol Marunde hope to be the next Tarek and Christina El Moussa. On the professional front, at least. Tarek and Christina filed to divorce in December, of course, and have been making headlines over the past few weeks for their revealing Instagram photos and passive aggressive shots at one another. But it’s easy to forget that they remain best known for their roles on Flip or Flop. The estranged husband and wife are still filming episodes of the HGTV home renovation series, in fact, as they await to learn whether the network picks up the show for Season 8 . It seems unlikely. However, executives are keen on expanding the franchise, having announced last month that FIVE Flip or Flop spinoffs are on tap, none of which will feautre the El Moussas. Instead, new couples will follow Christina and Tarek’s lead by purchasing dilapidated homes across the country, fixing them up and trying to sell them for a profit. The new shows will be based on Chicago, Nashville, Atlanta, Texas and Las Vegas. Explained Allison Page (general manager, U.S. programming and development for HGTV, Food Network and Travel Channel) in announcing this decision: “Because every market is unique, there was an opportunity to highlight what works in various regions by featuring successful people in different locations who had mastered the art of flipping in their town.” So… this brings us back to Aubrey Marunde and Bristol Marunde. The couple will anchor Flip or Flop: Las Vegas, which is the first spinoff to receive an air date and which will premiere on Thursday, April 6 at 9/8c on HGTV. What do we know about Aubrey and Bristol? Well… Bristol is 34 years old and competes as a mixed martial artist. The couple met in 2009 while watching an MMA fight in person with a group of friends. They went for coffee on their first date. And got married six years later in their backyard. “We decided right then and there that we wanted to settle down and be together,” Bristol tells HGTV of how great that first date went. They have a six-ear old son named Kale and a three-year old son named Kane. “Kale is just like me and pretty amazing when it comes to colors,” Aubrey explains, adding: “I handed him the huge paint swatch book yesterday and said, ‘I’m thinking light blue accent wall…’ He flipped through, and in about 30 seconds said, ‘This one.’ “It was the exact color I had picked from an online swatch book earlier in the day! It’s a pretty cool thing to see yourself shine through in your kids.” Aubrey bought her first home at age 20. They love animals. “Bristol is always bringing something home for the kids from job sites,” Aubrey says. “Last week, it was a huge lizard in a drywall bucket he found, and before that, a baby bunny.” The family has two dogs, two parakeets, two turtles, four chickens and two fish. Neither is a Las Vegas native. Aubrey moved to Sin City after high school from small town Milton, Pennsylvania; while Bristol grew up in Sequim, Washington. View Slideshow: HGTV Shows: RANKED! “I always knew I would own my own business, and the challenges of starting from nothing and building your business was exciting for me,” Aubrey tells the network. Will you give the new Flip or Flop a shot? Will the fact that this version features another pretty blonde and another well-muscled brunette bode badly for the couple’s future? We’ll soon find out!
Blac Chyna Gets Work Permits For King And Dream Blac Chyna says regardless of her baby daddies’ shenanigans …her kids will collect industry checks JUST like the rest of their Kardashian cousins. According to TMZ , Angela Renee Kardashian was spotted at an LA courthouse handling some paperwork. No, she wasn’t filing docs against Tyga (or Rob, for that matter) for child support…but setting up her kids with the ability to support themselves ASAP. Sources discovered that Chyna was down there securing work permits for 4-year-old King Cairo and 4-month-old Dream Kardashian . Seems a bit early, but in the age of ASAHD , you got to make sure even the babies are out here with the ability to secure their own bag — far before trivial things like reading, speaking, or using the potty independently. What do you think of Chyna’s ambitions for her kiddies? Splash/Instagram
From the moment the world learned that Blac Chyna was dating Rob Kardashian , it was rumored that the relationship was nothing more than an act of supreme gold-digging. The most cynical theorists maintained that Blac was after far more than just Rob’s money. Many believed both then and now that she was playing the long con – pursuing the wealth and fame that she could attain only by acquiring Rob’s iconic last name for herself. These days it’s hard to see the relationship as anything other than a semi-failed cash-grab executed by Blac. She even filed papers to change her name to Angela Kardashian , despite the fact that she and Rob never reached the point of setting a wedding date. But Blac hasn’t given up on her efforts to cash in on the Kard clan’s lucrative moniker. After all, she now has ties to the family that are more powerful than a marriage certificate. We’re talking, of course, about Blac and Rob’s daughter, Dream Kardashian. Dream is only four months old, but when you’re born to two parents who make their bucks off social media, you start earning from day one. According to a new report published by TMZ, Blac stopped by a government buikding in Los Angeles yesterday to ensure that both of her kids are legally allowed to start bringing in the bucks. It was initially thought that Blac went to the office to settle a legal beef. (She’s reportedly had problems with both of her baby daddies in recent weeks, and sources say Tyga is behind on child support payments.) But now the site’s sources are claiming that Blac was actually securing work permits Dream and 4-year-old King Cairo. Yes, at 4 months and 4 years old respectively, Blac’s kids can now legally be paid for on-camera appearances in the state of California. It may sound a bit icky, but it’s sort of a necessity. After all, they’ll almost certainly continue to make occasional appearances on Kardashian-related reality shows, and you can’t blame Blac for making sure her kids get paid. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom But you can still blame her for getting engaged to and impregnated by a guy because his sisters are famous. That part is still super gross and weird.
Nothing reminds me how irrelevant titty blogs like this are – than seeing the other blogs like this post shit about Halle Berry’s slutty instagram pics – like she wasn’t 1000 fucking years old. The fact is, this is an old timer internet concept and the kids use the internet different, leaving us fucking impotent fucks who remember dial up – and bitches like Hallle Berry to have conversations about her tits. Halle Berry’s tits that were great in Y2k…are still tits, she’s still a white as fuck Hollywood brat who can spin her story into “blackness”…because of her skin color and her deadbeat dad being black….who she only met when she won the Oscar and he decided to collect. The post Halle Berry and the Slutty Instagram Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Don’t let the smiles fool you. Don’t be bamboozled by the positive public statements and don’t get distracted by Christina El Moussa’s slamming bikini body . Just because Tarek El Moussa and his estranged wife have said nice things about each other, and just because they are still filming Flip or Flop episodes together, this doesn’t mean all his serene and simple behind the scenes. Quite the opposite, in fact. If a new E! News report is to be believed, that is. For years, of course, Christina and Tarek were simply known as two of many popular HGTV personalities. They co-hosted a series in which they purchased dilapidated houses, fixed them up and then sold them for a hefty profit. Or tried to, at least. Tarek was in charge of renovation, Christina was in charge of design, we got a few glimpses of the couple as parents and viewers enjoyed Flip or Flop as a form of mindless entertainment. But then it came out late last year that the El Moussas separated back in May, following an explosive argument that ended with Tarek storming out of the home… a gun in hand . He was eventually tracked down by the police and claimed at the time that the weapon was merely meant as self-defense against wild animals in the woods. No charges were filed and the reality stars confessed to their separation in a joint statement. Since then, Tarek has filed for divorce, but he and Christina have said all the right things about each other and how their focus remains on co-parenting six-year old Taylor and 19-month old Brayden. No ill will has been made public. But that doesn’t mean none exists. “He has a really bad temper,” an insider tells E! News of Tarek , emphasizing how the temper is ” really bad” and adding: “He can go crazy. He treated her poorly.” We’ve heard a similar sentiment shared in the past. One tabloid even ran a cover story that alleged Tarek often joked about raping Christina on the set of their TV show. This is a topic that should never be made into a joke, it ought to go without saying. “She put up with a lot. I think she really lost herself in that relationship,” the E! source adds, while a second mole echoes what this first individual claims: “Tarek has major anger issues and a really bad temper…They were volatile together, but Tarek treated her very badly.” This is the part where we wonder whether or not Christina leaked these quotes. Or had someone on her team do so. While Tarek has sat down for just a single morning show interview since the couple split, Christina has been everywhere. She’s covered People Magazine. She’s talked to Entertainment Tonight. She’s flaunted her body in a two-piece bathing suit and she’s clearly made a conscious effort to win the PR battle. Which she’s doing at the moment. By a landslide. A rep for Christina had no comment when asked for his/her thoughts by E!, while a rep for Tarek referred to these anger allegations as “crap.” After previous chatter came out that also claimed Tarek treated Christina like “garbage,” the HGTV star issued a statement on Twitter and Instagram that read as follows: No matter the lies, innuendo, salacious gossip and ‘fake news’ that is thrown at me from irresponsible media outlets via anonymous sources, I will keep my focus on what matters most, which is co-parenting our children and working hard on our business. And it’s not as though Christina is saying anything very different. “Tarek and I are in a very good place right now,” she told E! News’ Carissa Culiner last week, adding: “We’re doing a really good job. We share the kids 50/50 and our communication is great.” View Slideshow: HGTV Shows: RANKED!
In the most predictable development since Kim Kardashian and her family chose to publicize every conceivable angle of the star’s Paris robbery for the sake of ratings, Danielle Bregoli has signed to anchor a reality show. We’ll give you a minute to pick your jaw up off the floor… All good now? Over the utter shock of this announcement? Okay, allow us to pass along a few details. According to TMZ, Bregoli has officially signed with what the website refers to as a “major TV production company.” Not many other details are available at the moment, but it’s worth noting that the show (which will be centered on Danielle’s ridiculous life, of course) does not actually have a home yet. No network has agreed to air the series; nor is there an official pitch or summary of what the program will actually be about it. The 14-year old has simply agreed to work with a company that will help get a series on television. Tragically, it’s not difficult to see this happening. The Internet is very interest in the world of Danielle Bregoli, who rose to viral fame in September after she appeared alongside her mother on an episode of Dr. Phil. The segment was titled “I Want to Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried to Frame Me for a Crime.” After displaying some boorish behavior and trying to sound all tough on stage, Bregoli turned to the audience and taunted them with what has become has catchphrase. ” Cash Me Outside ,” she oddly yelled to members of the crowd. And, with just that, a Web superstar was sadly born. Since her initial Dr. Phil interview, Bregoli has done all she can to remain relevant. She is very clearly trying to extend her 15 Minutes of Fame into at least a full hour. For example, Bregoli once trash-talked Kardashian over her sex tape with Ray J, obviously hoping to get into a public spat with the Queen of Being Famous for No Real Reason. But Kim, to her credit, did not take the bait. Elsewhere, a disturbing video (like, a VERY disturbing video) of Bregoli getting pummeled over and over and over by her mother also recently made the Internet rounds. Here it is: Danielle Bregoli Gets Pummeled by Mother in Shocking Video That Explains a Lot Sort of makes you think twice over whether or not we ought to give this young woman a platform, doesn’t it? She needs professional help, not a reality show. In response to this crazy footage going viral, Danielle told TMZ it’s been blown way out of proportion. “Me and my mother are not fighting on the floor. We are play fighting,” she actually claimed to the site late last week, adding: “People need to take their head out of shit they shouldn’t have their head in. She doesn’t abuse me. I love my mother.” SIGH . So now the question is this: Will you watch a Danielle Bregoli reality show? VOTE: Yes, can’t wait! God, no! WHO?!? View Poll »
