We hope you’re ready to celebrate, because after weeks of anticipation, the big day is almost here. No, we’re not talking about Christmas; we’re talking about Teresa Giudice’s release from prison ! Months ago, we learned that Teresa would be released in time for the holidays , and now it looks like prison officials will keep their promise (without much time to spare), as several sources are reporting that she’ll be a free woman again on December 23. Teresa will have to live in a halfway house for at least 60 days, and her husband, Joe Giudice, will begin serving his 41-month sentence shortly thereafter, but for now, Teresa is worried more immediate problems. Namely, she’s concerned about the paparazzi that are sure to be lurking outside of Danbury Correctional Facility in anticipation of her release. “Photographers are expected to begin surrounding the premises ahead of the December 23 release,” an source close to the situation tells Radar Online. “Prison officials at Danbury Correctional Facility have been made aware that there even will be helicopters trying to get Teresa on camera coming out of there!” The insider says Teresa has been working with prison officials to arrange a secret escape route so that the paps won’t even know she’s been released. View Slideshow: 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates “Teresa doesn’t want this to turn into a media frenzy,” the source said. “While this is a very happy time for her, being released, Teresa is very grateful to the prison staff for being so professional during her time beyond bars. She doesn’t want her release to create chaos for them.” The insider says that Teresa doesn’t want to the subject of any unflattering candid shots while she’s leaving prison, and, of course, she;’s hoping to sell her first post-prison photos for big bucks. Never change, Teresa. never change. View Slideshow: 23 Celebs Who Did Time Behind Bars
This is so ridiculous that it’s almost offensive. Star Magazine ‘s latest cover story has Caitlyn Jenner wanting to go back to being Bruce. “Caitlyn wanted to be a woman her whole life, but now that it’s happened, she’s disappointed,” a source claims. “Caitlyn is really thinking twice about the decisions she made to get to this point.” The publication is likely referencing the backlash Jenner has received from certain LGBT groups who claim she’s a terrible role model for transgender youths. When Jenner appeared on Ellen , she wavered on the issue of gay marriage , which shocked DeGeneres. “In many ways, actually, things have become worse for her,” the source said. “Caitlyn is starting to wonder if she hasn’t made a gigantic mistake.” The story also claims that Caitlyn remains attracted to women, which is really putting a damper on her romantic life. “She does not want to date men and is still deeply attracted to women, but not many women are comfortable dating a woman who used to be a man — especially as high-profile as Caitlyn.” And in news that is none of our business, Caitlyn may have kept her man parts. “Caitlyn has always played it coy when people ask if she’s had her genitals altered, but the truth is she wants to remain a man, at least in that sense. It’s just not a step she’s been ready to take.” This is…how did this get past a legal team? “Transitioning hasn’t given her the life she thought it would. She even told her kids: ‘I hate being a woman! I feel ugly, but as Bruce I used to be so handsome and happy.'” I…whatever. View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce! What a Year!
It’s been six months since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner separated , and it’s still unclear if the couple is planning to proceed with their divorce, or it there’s actually some truth to the tumors that they plan to give it another shot. The couple has been spotted together on several occasions – often with their three kids in tow – but there have also been rumors that they’ve both moved on and that Ben is dating Sienna Miller . Now, E! News is reporting that Ben and Jen plan to spend Christmas together in Montana. But before you start spreading the rumor that Bennifer 2.0 will be officially back together by New Year’s, note that the source on this says the couple is only spending so much time together for the sake of their children: “They will be together as a family,” the insider explains. “They continue to put the kids first and spend time with each other for the sake of their children. “There are still a lot of issues, but she has put them aside for the sake of her family. Jen’s number one priority is the kids and always has been…When [she and Ben] spend time together, it is for the kids.” So there you have it. Affleck and Garner aren’t consciously re-coupling; they’re just trying to make the process easier on their kids – by pulling the Band-Aid off verrrrrrry sloooooowly. Hey, whatever works! View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind
You know how the old adage goes, right? Dance like no one is watching. And you know what it means, right? Be confident in yourself. Don't worry about what anyone else is thinking. Heck, don't even notice what anyone else is thinking. You just do you and prove to others that you are a worthwhile person on your own, original, creative merits. This can be easier said than done, of course, as every guy who has ever shied away from dancing on a wedding floor knows. But try telling that to the little girl featured in the following video, which we first saw on My Fanatic and which comes to us from Bev's Dance Studio & Lily Pad in Michigan. Do you think this girl cares that, to be honest, she may be the worst “Whip/Nae Nae” dancer in the history of the universe? No, she can't pull off these moves like Justin Bieber can, or, heck, like some 95-year old men may be able to. Not even close. But that isn't preventing her from having a blast while jumping around and shaking her leg and doing God knows what, really. But we tip our figurative hats to her and we stand and applaud her effort.
I’ve written a lot of pretty funny, amazing, genius things about this Bella Thorne girl, but luckily no one reads this site, so I can say it again, and also, can one Bella Thorne, at what I assume will be a 50 plus compound in Florida in the next 8 years, when she fades away when the world finds out she’s in her 40s, pretending to be 18 and it is working because people are such morons these days, they believe everything they are told because they want to believe… She’s a Florida trash hippie child, exploited by her parents, unless she’s the mom who was doing the exploiting trying to prove a point to her hipster daughters, that are now her hipster sisters, who tried to make it and didn’t quite make it are actually her kids…you can never know with white trash… Well, she looks good for 40, and the papaprazzi and perverts everywhere who I guess watched her shitty Disney Show are all about her..so let’s celebrate her success…in her tight skirt.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Walking on the Mean Streets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You may know Martin Shkreli as the douche who jacked up the price of the life-saving AIDS drug Daraprim. But with any luck, the inmates at Lewisburg Federal Correctional Facility will soon know him as the little weasel who’s willing to shell out more commissary Hot Pockets for protection than any terrified new fish in cell block history. Shkreli was arrested this morning on charges of securities and wire fraud after an investigation revealed that the 32-year-old penis wrinkle CEO had used stock from his former drug company to pay off past debts from a hedge fund he ran into the ground. We don’t want to jump the gun and call this a Christmas miracle just yet (The guy still has to be convicted and sentenced, after all.), but it’s hard not to get excited over the idea of karma delivering a ball-shattering crotch kick to a guy who’s horrendously dick-holish behavior isn’t limited to rolling the dice with the lives of millions of sick people. Shkreli was recently accused of stalking and harassing a former employee; he was fired from his post at Retrophin (the company whose stock he essentially stole) “because of serious concerns about his conduct,” and he enjoys flaunting his obscene wealth by purchasing extravagant status symbols like a $2 million Wu-Tang Clan album . (Hilariously, Wu-honcho the RZA blasted Shkreli on social media, and the little fella got all worked up about it.) As of today, Twitter fights and random feuds with Bernie Sanders are probably pretty low on the wannabe-G’s list of 99 problems, as he’s facing a lengthy prison sentence if convicted. Hey, look on the bright side Martin: You might finally get some of that street cred you so desperately seek. They probably won’t let you take your collection of priceless, limited-edition Air Jordans into the clink with you, though.
Have mercy, Netflix users. In the very near future, you’ll be able to watch Fuller House and chill. Fuller House Promo The Tanners have been given an official move-in date, as the above teaser confirms that all 13 episodes of Fuller House will hit the streaming service on Friday, February 26. The spinoff will pick up with this beloved family 21 years after Full House went off the air, with Candace Cameron Bure starring again as D.J. Tanner Fuller. She is recently widowed and living in San Francisco with two familiar faces: Jodie Sweetin’s Stephanie Tanner and Andrea Barber’s Kimmy Gibbler. Joining these three adults under one roof will be four kids: Gibbler’s teenage daughter Ramona, and D.J.’s trio of children: rebellious 12-year-old Jackson; neurotic 7-year-old Max; her newborn baby, Tommy Jr. We can also look forward to guest appearances by John Stamos (Jesse Katsopolis), Bob Saget (Danny Tanner), Dave Coulier (Joey Gladstone), Lori Loughlin (Becky Katsopolis) and Scott Weinger (Steve Hale). Oh, yes, nearly the entire band is getting back together. With the exception of The Olsen Twins because some cast members allegedly hate them . Are you psyched for Fuller House? Or are you sort of stupefied that such a program is about to exist?
Have mercy, Netflix users. In the very near future, you’ll be able to watch Fuller House and chill. Fuller House Promo The Tanners have been given an official move-in date, as the above teaser confirms that all 13 episodes of Fuller House will hit the streaming service on Friday, February 26. The spinoff will pick up with this beloved family 21 years after Full House went off the air, with Candace Cameron Bure starring again as D.J. Tanner Fuller. She is recently widowed and living in San Francisco with two familiar faces: Jodie Sweetin’s Stephanie Tanner and Andrea Barber’s Kimmy Gibbler. Joining these three adults under one roof will be four kids: Gibbler’s teenage daughter Ramona, and D.J.’s trio of children: rebellious 12-year-old Jackson; neurotic 7-year-old Max; her newborn baby, Tommy Jr. We can also look forward to guest appearances by John Stamos (Jesse Katsopolis), Bob Saget (Danny Tanner), Dave Coulier (Joey Gladstone), Lori Loughlin (Becky Katsopolis) and Scott Weinger (Steve Hale). Oh, yes, nearly the entire band is getting back together. With the exception of The Olsen Twins because some cast members allegedly hate them . Are you psyched for Fuller House? Or are you sort of stupefied that such a program is about to exist?