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Kourtney Kardashian on Scott Disick: What an A-Hole!

Poor Scott Disick. Not really, of course. The dude sucks a whole lot. But it's almost hard not to feel badly for the guy upon watching this scene from Sunday's brand new episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. It features Kris Jenner trying to act as peacemaker between her daughter and her daughter’s three-time baby daddy, calling Kourtney and putting her on speaker phone with Scott sitting right nearby. “Scott seems a little confused because he thought there was an open-door policy that he can come by whenever,” Jenner explains to Kourtney, to which the irritated reality star replies: “There was! There was! He was flaking too often. “Every time I've tried to have him sit and have dinner with [the kids] he sits in the other room. He flaked on going to the kids' first day of school. “He said, 'I can't go to school s–t because I get anxious.' When really he went out and partied throughout the next day.” Kourtney split from Scott this summer after he ignored her and the couple's three children too often (while possibly sleeping with an ex-girlfriend) and she lets him have it in this clip: “[He's] just a real f–king a–hole. He's only concerned with himself and not the kids. And that's what's important here. The kids.” True. But then why are you allegedly now having sex non-stop with Disick , Kourtney?!? We'll give her a few minutes to think of an answer while encouraging fans to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online in order to stay current before this new episode airs.

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Tito Ortiz: Jenna Jameson Abandoned Our Twins

Ooof, this is a bit awkward. TooFab tweeted an adorable photo of Tito Ortiz and his twins (mom is ex, Jenna Jameson ) at the premiere of The Good Dinosaur , and it was all well and good until Jameson’s name was mentioned. Hokay then! “That is totally untrue,” Jameson told Toofab in response to the tweet .  “He has alienated me as a parent, and I am in court proceedings overturning his wrongful judgment.” The former couple went through a very public split, which resulted in Ortiz getting full custody of their 6-year-old twins boys, Jesse and Journey in 2013. Ortiz and the twins live with his girlfriend, Amber Nichole Miller in Huntington Beach, CA. “We’re lucky,” Ortiz told the San Diego Tribune  of Miller in 2014.  “She’s been amazing. She’s so caring. The boys love her, she has patience with them, and she teaches them. She makes me happy.” In the same interview, Ortiz said that Jameson hadn’t seen their boys in over a year. After accusing her of drug use in 2010 (which he claimed started during her pregnancy), Ortiz and Jameson went through hell, with Jameson claiming that Ortiz abused her (the charges were later dropped).  For his part, Ortiz claims that he never hit her. “That was probably the worst time of my life,” Ortiz recalled. “I was trying to defend my family and make sure my kids don’t live in a drug environment.” Jameson recently appeared in Celebrity Big Brother UK alongside Farrah Abraham . View Slideshow: 14 Stars Who Have Tried to Quit Twitter

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Hate It Or Love It?!?! (Fabulously Flamboyant) Little Boy Appears In A Barbie Commercial For The First Time Ever

Mattel Features First Boy In Barbie Commercial For the first time ever, a major corporation has marketed their doll for both boys and girls. Even though the ad is more of a tongue-in-cheek throwback to the 90’s Barbie commercials, a lot of parents are noting that the little boy in the ad is a little too…um…whimsical for their taste, and calling it inappropriate and pushing some “gay agenda.” Others are noting that it plays into gay stereotypes, since the little boy was extra effeminate and used the word “fierce.” Meanwhile, we’re just wondering who is really giving their kids a $150 (reselling on Ebay for $400-$800) limited edition designer collector’s item Barbie to unbox and play with? What do you think?? YouTube

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August Alsina’s Future Baby Mother Is Over His Antics

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Word on the street izzz, August Alsina has a baby on the way and the mother of the child is not happy… Apparently, a photo…

August Alsina’s Future Baby Mother Is Over His Antics

Spurgeon Seewald: Fans React to Jessa Duggar’s Baby Name

By now, you’ve probably heard that Jessa Duggar has named her firstborn son Spurgeon Seewald . Spurgeon Seewald: What’s In a Name? Needless to say, the name is a bit odd, even by the standards of the Duggar family, which previously gave us such gems as Joy-Anna (not to be confused with her sister Johannah), Jinger, and Josh. (Okay, “Josh” isn’t a weird name, but Josh Duggar is a total freakshow.) Anyway, Jessa and husband Ben Seewald have explained why they chose the name Spurgeon , but some fans are still feeling mighty confused – and some of them are oddly pissed off. So here are some of the most memorable comments from around the web. Feel free to offer your own thoughts on the name, just remember that while his parents are fair game, it’s not cool to poke fun at an infant. View Slideshow: There are SO Many Duggars! Sadly, he’ll probably experience enough of that years from now. (Once his high school classmates realize he comes from a famously chaste family, you know “Spurgeon the Virgin” will haunt him until his wedding day.) Anyway, take it away, Internet jerks: “Good thing they homeschool cause that poor child. His nickname would be sperm germ or some psycho sh-t the kids these days come up with.” “Sounds like the name of a sea vegetable. Poor kid, he’s gonna be bullied.” “Good God. I’m starting to think these people pick ugly names for their kids to get attention. First Israel and now this. That poor child!!” “So sad, poor kid. Spurgeon Seewald, sounds like the name of Spongebob’s cousin!” Congratulations to the Seewald family! That being said, please do not use the nickname “Spurge”. Spurge is dirty slang for the male ejaculation (akin to splooge). Not trying to leave filth on this very clean page, but it does seem this particular audience would be in ignorance of that fact. That last comment resulted in an interesting conversation about which terms for male ejaculate are considered socially appropriate. Sigh. Good luck, kid. We’re just gonna call you Elliot, okay? View Slideshow: Jessa Duggar Baby Photos: Welcome #BabySeewald!

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Samuel Krost: Who is Selena Gomez’s New Boy Toy?

Samuel Krost is no Justin Bieber. But that doesn't mean Samuel Krost doesn't now possess what Justin Bieber once had. In mid-November of 2015,  Krost was spotted out and about in New York City with Selena Gomez, holding hands with the singer and stirring up quite the online chatter. A New York University graduate with a bachelor’s degree in Business, we can confirm that Krost graduated Cum Laude and that he works for a swimwear company as an Sales and Merchandising Executive, according to LinkedIn. We can also confirm, thanks to Instagram, that these are photos of Samuel Krost. What do you think, ladies? 1. Samuel Krost Picture Samuel Krost is allegedly dating Selena Gomez. They got together in the fall of 2015. He’s not terrible looking, we guess. 2. Samuel Krost in a Tux Samuel Krost cleans up pretty well, huh? This young man made national news in the fall of 2015 for cozying up to Selena Gomez. 3. Samuel Krost Photo Samuel Krost is a New York University graduate. He must be doing something right because he started to date Selena Gomez in November of 2015. 4. Samuel Krost in Paris Samuel Krost is a sales and merchandising executive who has at least held hands with Selena Gomez. Here he is in Paris. 5. Samuel Krost Pic Samuel Krost is not better looking than Justin Bieber. But he still started to date Selena Gomez toward the end of 2015. 6. Samuel Krost at the Beach Samuel Krost hangs out here with a few lady friends. He wrote as a caption to this photo that “last night was lit,” making him sort of a loser. View Slideshow

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Father Catches Daughter Singing Imperial March in Bed

The father featured in the following video has clearly raised his daughter very well. Either that, or he's raised her really, really, really horribly. It's one or the other. In one of the funnier pieces of footage we've seen in awhile, a dad is spying on his two-and-a-half year old daughter via your basic baby monitor. But what he hears and sees is anything but basic: It's his little girl, having recently been introduced to the Star Wars franchise, showing off her affection for Darth Vader. By singing along to the Imperial March! HA! We love it! It sure sounds as if this toddler will make an adorable Sith one day, much to her dad's chagrin and/or excitement, we'd imagine. It's unclear which. Check out the video, prepare to laugh out loud and then take note of other recent Star Wars-related stories in the news: Daniel Fleetwood , a long-time Star Wars fan who got to see The Force Awakens early due to his terminal illness, passed away. Anna Kendrick made us fall in love with her even more than we thought previously possible by appearing in a commercial for Star Wars: Battlefront . An international trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens revealed new footage, which continues to have the Internet in a frenzy. Those are all well, good and interesting. We recommend clicking on all the links above and checking out all of those stories. But this is a very young girl getting totally into the Imperial March prior to falling asleep. It wins.

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Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day

Girls get mad when I tell them that they shouldn’t be making jokes, but they should instead be laughing at my jokes, because a woman’s job is to make me feel like a king, even if I know I am not, while looking cute, so that I have a pussy to target and fixate my performance on…I do it for you baby… I’m traditional and think ever good man has a strong woman running the house, raising the kids, and allowing him to fuck other girls because he has needs… While female comedians, are just depressing, masculine…and all their jokes are the fucking same… That said, Sarah Silverman, is one of those female comedians, who dudes liked a lot, they even thought she was hot, even though she was sloppy and manly, but always busty…and I guess if you like your obvious, cheap, easy to digest, basic, fart jokes for the simple mind, you might as well have it with a set of tits, instead of on a fat chick named Amy… All these bitches are pretty much the same fucking joke…over and over again…but I guess it works, because the market is women, and women love women, and dudes love women too…because of their tits.. I don’t really understand the appeal…I don’t understand female comedians…I don’t understand how Sarah Silverman got ahead or why she was so fucking hyped up….but I guess she made the right people laugh…and whether I think she is overrated or not…means nothing…so I just focus on the tits.. Tits…that she’s showing the world, now that she’s taking irritating comedy, I never understood, into a serious role, because comedy is low hanging fruit for insecure bitches who want to act and have all eyes on them…but don’t feel pretty enough, and I guess…she’s no longer too insecure anymore…because she’s putting it all out there…because her everything is her tits… The joke in all this is that she’s less sloppy now than she was 10 years ago….so I guess we should stare. The post Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Moves ‘Dem Babies’ In With New Billionaire Boo…WITHOUT Telling Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey Moves In With James Packer Things have gotten very serious very quickly for Mariah Carey and billionaire businessman James Packer . They spent the entire summer together sailing all around the world with the twins in tow. Now, according to reports from TMZ , Mariah is so sure about this new man in her life that she’s already shacking up with him for good in his– after only 5 months of dating: Following her big Halloween soiree, Mariah’s staff packed up her stuff and moved it to Packer’s Beverly Hills home. She probably got a good deal with the movers … Packer’s house is only 5 minutes from the house she’s been renting. It’s a big move for Mariah and the Australian billionaire … we’re told they’ve openly discussed the end game … marriage. Apparently Mariah didn’t bother to run her and the twins’ new living arrangement past their father. Nick Cannon said in a statement to NYDN that he had no idea about the move: “America’s Got Talent” host Nick Cannon says nobody has told him that his recently divorced ex-wife, Mariah Carey has moved in with her billionaire beau, James Packer. “That’s news to me,” he told the Daily News about Carey’s new living situation. “I’m not even sure about it.” YIKES. One wound think the kids’ father at least needs to be sure of their address. Wonder why Mariah decided not to run this one past Nick?? SplashNews

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Clip: Darn You, Disick!

This (not really) just in: Scott Disick really sucks. In the following sneak peek from  Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 , Kourtney Kardashian is waiting up for her three-time baby daddy, not sure what to do about his partying ways. “Is Scott okay?” Kris Jenner asks her daughter, as Kourtney looks down at her phone while Kim Kardashian silently rolls her eyes while lying next to her mom. “Mmm, I don't know . . . ” Kourtney says in return. “I mean, this is what he wants to be doing. So, there's nothing I can do at this point, you know? That's life.” It's life when your long-time boyfriend puts drinking and going out with friends above his kids, yeah. But it really need not be life, Kourtney. There are plenty of fish in the sea, in case you haven't heard that before. Kourtney – who shares three children, Mason, 5, Penelope, 3, and Reign, 10 months, with her now-ex – seems calm yet irritated about the situation. From there, Kris jumps into the conversation to give her daughter some words of wisdom: “You have the weight of the world on your shoulders, because you're like a single mom. You know what I mean? But it's the single mom waiting for her partner to come home.” Kourtney says all she cares about in the end is her kids, which explains why did she eventually break up with Disick. Ready to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online in order to, well, keep up with all this family has been doing? Follow the above link to do so prior to November 15, when new installment of this beloved program return on E!. And check out the latest sneak peek now.

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