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Miranda Kerr Titties for Chris Colls of the DAy

I don’t know when these pics were taken…it doesn’t matter….I just know I can see Miranda Kerr’s nipple…something I’ll argue is more fun to look at than her tits in a bra….even a billion dollar bra…cuz the whole concept of the billion dollar is so stupid…probably just as annoying to get off….and if you did it’d be too tempting to kill the bitch and keep the shit turning you to a life of fucking crime as a fugitive….forced to kill yourself on your way to mexico…nothing but problems…but nipples…they are just so elegant and lovely….far more pleasurable uncovered than covered…..here are the romantic pics…for you to be romantic with yourself with….

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Some More Kim Kardashian Honeymoon Bikini Pics of the Day

If you’re planning on killing yourself this weekend….this may help inspire you to go through with it…not that you should kill yourself, I mean even if you’re a fucking loser, fuck up, failure, criminal, pathetic like me, it’s more fun to ride it out and laugh at shit like this….because it is entertaining, disgusting, and helps remind you the world is doomed and there is comfort in that…. For a pornstar , I expected more fuck in this staged bullshit she’s using for attention because the world is starting to hate her, I’m sure it’ll come eventually….they got all kinds of obvious tricks up their sleeves… To See The Pics Follow This Link

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Some More Kim Kardashian Honeymoon Bikini Pics of the Day

Amanda Seyfried Does Ryan Phillippe of the Day

Amanda Seyfried was on a date with the dad she’s fucking…or rumored to be fucking….or staged for the public to think they are fucking cuz they have the same representation…and that’s just how Hollywood works…make up stories to make the agents more fucking money than they already get for doing nothing… And as the unofficial Amanda Seyfried fan club, I like to track her every move….or at least every move in her Stripping sex scene from Chloe that I’ll keep bringing up and bringing up and bringing up until she brings some slutier fucking content for me to fixate on. I’m OCD like that….and she is amazing. She’s the new Lohan and I’m a fan…thinking about her getting ravaged in the pussy after these pics were taken…cuz if you were stuck with mom of 3 Reese Witherspoon for years, this young pussy would be a breath of fresh air when used as a gas mask…. Here are a few pictures of her on Regis and Kathy Lee Ripa from earlier today promoting Red Clit Hood… Here’s some Reese Witherspoon to remind you what he used to fuck after he knocked her up on set of Cruel Intentions and she kept it like a good hick would….can we collectively say #Upgrade.

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Katy Perry Big Tits Performing Badly of the Day

Katy Perry and her sloppy body, no style, ugly face, bad skin, no talent, irritating songs with shitty lyrics and bubblegum pop that makes me want to kill myself that I wish had the same effect and that she followed through and the shit cuz she fucking sucks…I mean, when I’m not staring at her well positioned tits….she knows are all she’s good for! Here’s a Behind the Scenes look at some DVD she’s releasing…This legendary preview that may make you want to kill yourself…cuz the only behind the scenes shit I’d be happy watching this cunt in would be her living with terminal cancer special they air after she died…..which hasn’t happen yet, but still hoping…Fingers crossed motherfuckers…

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Rihanna and her Lesbian Haircut Bullshit of the Day

There is no way Rihanna got beat up by any fuckin’ man, especially not a pansy ass dancin’ celebrity who probably gets manicures and worries about whether his ass looks good in his tailored, made to fit, gangster jeans his high paid stylist picked up for him driving thru the ghetto and watching what hip hip heads really dress like. Chris Brown and his mother who saw her uterus as a meal ticket has been working towards being famous since he was a kid and there’s no time to get “hard” or “tough” or any of the shit that makes you man enough to treat your bitch like a fuckin’ bitch.

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Kristin Cavallari Fucks John Mayer Shorts and a Bikini Top for a Bra of the Day

Wanna hear something you won’t give a fuck about, but I know because it was emailed to me by someone who either things I will give a fuck, or who is paid to spread the rumor around to raise this cunts public profile and that’s that she has been John Mayer’s fuck slut for over the last 2 years secretly, like that makes any fucking difference on my fucking life in any fucking way. If anything it makes me question humanity. Do normal people go to the water cooler and tell each other this incredible news like they are friends with either Kristin Cavallari or John Mayer

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