So many girls get the “Medi-Spa” treatments of face injections and fat being sucked out of their stomachs and pumped back into their asses to try to live an Instagram Filter of a life, while looking like fucking clowns….which is a fucking look that apparently so many of these girls want to have because they are weak, insecure and give into weird ideals they think society puts on them, only to complain about the patriarchy in a few years when they figure out what the patriarchy is, as they are too fucking dumb to figure it out now, while at Bottle Service and shit… Well, I always wonder how those face injections and treatments will age, there’s no real case studies or science behind it, yet everyone is up on it, like it’s fucking crack, and I know it can’t end great…. So every time I see Den Mother Kim K out with her look, slowly rotting out from the inside, I think..well…this is going to end bad for all those people who are following her lead…cuz shit looks terrifying as fuck… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kim Kardashian Weird Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
UDSA/Splash / SplashNews.com Kylie Jenner Has $1 Million Per Post Instagram Earning Potential Kylie Jenner can simply post a pic on social media and make more money than some CEOs see in a whole year. According to Page Six , the 20-year-old mom topped IG’s 2018 top earner list — soaring past Selena Gomez and big sis Kim Kardashian — to hit the $1 million per post mark. With her 111 million follower fan base, Jenner is able to demand that high price tag for sponsored posts. Strangely, she beat out Selena, who with her 139 million followers can “only” demand about $800k per post. Must be nice! Kinda makes you re-think posting up pics of your side boob and booty meat just for the likes, doesn’t it? Splash
Source: Ethan Miller / Getty Pusha T is officially a chose man. This past weekend, he married his longtime girlfriend Virginia Williams at the Cavalier Hotel in his hometown of Virginia Beach. According to Us Weekly, the festivities took place on Saturday where Pharrell Williams served as Push’s best man. Of course G.O.O.D. music founder and friend Kanye West was also there, along with his wife Kim Kardashian West. Some people’s first introduction to Virginia Williams was probably in Drake ‘s diss record to Pusha T “Duppy.” His line “I told you keep playin’ with my name, and Ima let it ring on you like Virginia Williams” most likely pushed Pusha T to release his even more savage diss record “The Story of Adidon” back in May . Now that the beef between Drizzy and Pusha T is supposedly over, Push and Virginia can hopefully enjoy their life as newlyweds stress free and name-dropping free. Congrats to the new couple!
One woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure … and, possibly, soon-to-be fiance. Hailey Baldwin has been enjoying Selena’s sloppy seconds in the form of Justin Bieber, but it’s not the first time that Hailey’s dated the Biebs. A report says that, this time, Hailey is playing for keeps — and wants Justin to put a ring on it. So, Justin and Hailey are back together . But it looks like this is already no casual fling between old flames. RadarOnline reports that Hailey Baldwin is eager for Justin Bieber to propose. “Hailey has always been crazy about Justin,” the source explains. Well, so were a lot of people. Even though some fans think Justin’s basically ugly now given that he’s covered his body in tattoos . But Justin and Hailey have dated before, and the insider says that “they stayed friends after ending their romance.” That’s not so unusual. The source says that this friendship was great, “but it’s no secret that she was hoping it would turn into something more again.” Former lovers can be hard to leg go. Now that they’re back together, the source says, “she’s finally got what she wanted.” Some of that infamous Bieber wang! Also the rest of him and, like, his affections. “And now that they’re together,” the insider continues. “[She] wants to make things official.” Not just by announcing their relationship — though fans have seen proof that they’re back together — but with an engagement. And the source says that Hailey hopes that Justin will pop the question “as soon as possible.” Wow … isn’t that rushing it a bit? “They already know each other so well and have a great connection,” the source explains. They already know that they’e compatible, the insider spells out, “so Hailey wants this to move fast.” The source even characterizes Hailey as “begging” the Biebs for a ring, though that sounds a little like exaggeration, right? “She would love to marry Justin,” the insider dishes. “And hopes that he’s ready to take that step with her.” And she’s reportedly not afraid to give Justin a nudge in that direction. The source says: “Hailey is dropping plenty of hints that she’s eager to settle down.” Whenever anyone is dropping hints , we think of the infamous dropping hints meme that Kim Kardashian spawned. Don’t worry. Hailey is eager, the insider says, “but she’s also being careful not to push him away.” That sounds smart. “The last thing she wants,” the source explains. “Is to lose him again.” We cannot confirm any parts of this report, and want to make that clear. Hailey Baldwin, we would hope, would have the sense to make sure that she and Justin are still romantically compatible before pushing for an engagement. It’s true that sometimes people just know and get married right away and have long, healthy relationships. But she and Justin have done this dance before and then parted ways. There is a tendency for the human mind to romanticize the past. Your old apartment, your old job, your former lover, your former grocery store — whatever it may be. After a few days or a few weeks or a few months, however, you start to remember why you moved on. It’s usually a good idea to not rush into things with an ex whom you’ve spent years romanticizing. That said, Hailey is a grown-ass adult and she can get engaged to the Biebs if she wants to. But … would he feel the same? He may still believe that God wants him to marry Selena Gomez . It’s kind of difficult to argue with someone who believes that their romantic destiny is divinely ordained. Let’s just see how things go for these two. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber: A Chronological List of 31 Women Who Slept With Him For Some Reason
One woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure … and, possibly, soon-to-be fiance. Hailey Baldwin has been enjoying Selena’s sloppy seconds in the form of Justin Bieber, but it’s not the first time that Hailey’s dated the Biebs. A report says that, this time, Hailey is playing for keeps — and wants Justin to put a ring on it. So, Justin and Hailey are back together . But it looks like this is already no casual fling between old flames. RadarOnline reports that Hailey Baldwin is eager for Justin Bieber to propose. “Hailey has always been crazy about Justin,” the source explains. Well, so were a lot of people. Even though some fans think Justin’s basically ugly now given that he’s covered his body in tattoos . But Justin and Hailey have dated before, and the insider says that “they stayed friends after ending their romance.” That’s not so unusual. The source says that this friendship was great, “but it’s no secret that she was hoping it would turn into something more again.” Former lovers can be hard to leg go. Now that they’re back together, the source says, “she’s finally got what she wanted.” Some of that infamous Bieber wang! Also the rest of him and, like, his affections. “And now that they’re together,” the insider continues. “[She] wants to make things official.” Not just by announcing their relationship — though fans have seen proof that they’re back together — but with an engagement. And the source says that Hailey hopes that Justin will pop the question “as soon as possible.” Wow … isn’t that rushing it a bit? “They already know each other so well and have a great connection,” the source explains. They already know that they’e compatible, the insider spells out, “so Hailey wants this to move fast.” The source even characterizes Hailey as “begging” the Biebs for a ring, though that sounds a little like exaggeration, right? “She would love to marry Justin,” the insider dishes. “And hopes that he’s ready to take that step with her.” And she’s reportedly not afraid to give Justin a nudge in that direction. The source says: “Hailey is dropping plenty of hints that she’s eager to settle down.” Whenever anyone is dropping hints , we think of the infamous dropping hints meme that Kim Kardashian spawned. Don’t worry. Hailey is eager, the insider says, “but she’s also being careful not to push him away.” That sounds smart. “The last thing she wants,” the source explains. “Is to lose him again.” We cannot confirm any parts of this report, and want to make that clear. Hailey Baldwin, we would hope, would have the sense to make sure that she and Justin are still romantically compatible before pushing for an engagement. It’s true that sometimes people just know and get married right away and have long, healthy relationships. But she and Justin have done this dance before and then parted ways. There is a tendency for the human mind to romanticize the past. Your old apartment, your old job, your former lover, your former grocery store — whatever it may be. After a few days or a few weeks or a few months, however, you start to remember why you moved on. It’s usually a good idea to not rush into things with an ex whom you’ve spent years romanticizing. That said, Hailey is a grown-ass adult and she can get engaged to the Biebs if she wants to. But … would he feel the same? He may still believe that God wants him to marry Selena Gomez . It’s kind of difficult to argue with someone who believes that their romantic destiny is divinely ordained. Let’s just see how things go for these two. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber: A Chronological List of 31 Women Who Slept With Him For Some Reason
When Kylie Jenner got impregnated by Travis Scott last year, many folks around the Internet were surprised. She was only 20 years old, after all. She was unmarried. She and Scott had been dating for mere months. There was no way this development had been planned, right? No, Kylie has basically admitted after welcoming daughter Stormi Webster in February, this pregnancy was not planned. Which doesn’t mean she doesn’t still love her kid a lot, of course. However, while Jenner hadn’t thought out what might happen if she had unprotected sex with her boyfriend, Kim Kardashian admitted on Monday that she totally predicted her half-sister would be a young mother. Not this young, mind you, but still… “We used to say, ‘Season 17, Kylie has a baby,'” Kim joked to The Business of Fashion founder Imran Amed yesterday during a Business of Fashion West panel, adding: “And we all looked at each other and [were] like, ‘Oh sh-t! That just happened.'” Indeed, it really just did. Kim was joined on stage during this panel discussion by her mother, Kris Jenner. When asked how long Keeping Up with the Kardashians will run, the famous manager teased: “It’s going to be here forever!” She then quipped that Kim’s five-year-old daughter North West is going to get married in a future season. It was clearly said with tongue firmly planted in cheek, but that’s still an odd thing to crack about, isn’t it? Basically marrying off your grandchild for the sake of future reality show ratings? Earlier this month, E! released a sneak peek of Season 15, although the network has not yet announced a premiere date. Here is said sneak peek: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 15: First Dramatic Look! Kris previewed a “major blowout” to come on these new episodes, while Kim hinted that it would center around Kourtney Kardashian. “When I think about it, I do get really mad,” Kim said of this fight. “It’s basically just like people being disrespectful. It’s the one thing that really gets me.” She then mysteriously added: “Talk about Kourtney behaving like that.” Kim and Kris, meanwhile, attended the MTV Movie & TV Awards , which aired on Monday evening and which found them accepting a trophy for Favorite Reality Show. After all these years, the family has still got it, somehow. But the family also receives its fair share of backlash. ( Why did you straighten your kid’s hair, Kim ?!?) How does Kim and company deal with all the negativity out there? “I think that the way my family and I have always dealt with everything is we know we have each other. Nothing else really matters,” the she replied, concluding: “So at the end of the day, this could all go away and we all have each other and we’re confident in that. So, we’re always going to be who we are. And if one of us is fighting with, you know, a boyfriend or an ex, or whatever the examples you were giving, I mean, we all know what it is. Like, we all know we support each other and we love each other. “And a part of all of that craziness has given us the platform to have our brands.” View Slideshow: Richest Members of the Kardashian Clan: Ranked! (And Kim’s NOT Number 1!)
We already know who won big at the MTV Movie & TV Awards . But there was more going on than awards, folks. Tiffany Haddish was the hilarious host, and she had some great lines as she roasted everyone from the Kardashians to the Stranger Things kids. It's funny. You might not trust her around food after this, though. Take a look. Tiffany Haddish is quite a character. Some of her claims and analogies are a little weird, but they always get a laugh. She starts off by talking about some racial milestones. “This has been a year of firsts for black people,” Haddish says. “I'm the first black woman to host the MTV Movie and TV Awards.” That particular milestone is long overdue. ” Black Panther ,” she mentions. “Is the first African American movie to make a billion dollars.” That was an excellent movie. One of Marvel's best, in fact. “And The Quiet Place ,” Haddish continues. “Is the first film to scare black people out of talking in movie theaters.” She is making a joke, there, about a stereotype that portrays African Americans as vocally engaging with films as they are happening. “I'm always excited to see the Kardashians.” “Hiiii,” Haddish says, waving at Kim Kardashian, who is wearing problematic braids , and Kris Jenner, whose commanding presence is always welcome. “That family,” Haddish continues. “Is basically the Star Wars franchise.” That's true in lots of senses. They're successful, they're an institution in the entertainment industry, and they can also be very controversial. Also not everyone likes them. “They make a ton of money, a new one is always popping up, and they’re ruled by a bossy overlord who sleeps in a mask and she loves black men.” Those first two are very true. The third, though? First of all, Emperor Sheev Palpatine would be the “bossy overlord.” I have personally made plenty of comparisons between Kris Jenner and Palpatine — all favorable, of course. Sleeping in a mask sounds like a reference to Darth Vader (or maybe to Kylo Ren, though he hopefully doesn't sleep in that ridiculous thing). We're not prepared to rule out that either Palpatine or Darth Vader fetishized black male Humans, but that is certainly above and beyond the realm of Star Wars canon. Plenty of people were scratching their heads. But hey, it was funny. Haddish then turned her attention to another target. “And you know who else I love?” Haddish asks. “Zendaya.” As the young people say, big mood . “She taught me how to model,” the host informs the audience. “She taught me how to model,” she repeats. “And I taught her how to grapefruit.” If you're fortunate enough to not be aware, to grapefruit involves slicing a grapefruit ring and using it as an improvised sex toy to enhance the experience while performing fellatio. (Please don't do this; it's a terrible idea, particularly if it is followed by sex, where the fruit juices could ruin a vagina's pH balance) “What?!” Haddish says in a mock-defensive tone. “She's 21, now. She's a grown woman.” That she is. This joke would not be funny, otherwise. But it is very funny. “You gotta know how to do that if you want a husband,” Haddish explains. She also has other celebrity guests on her mind. “Seth Rogen is here,” Haddish announces. Seth, we should note, is sporting a full beard. “I like you, Seth,” Haddish says. “You're my favorite bearded white man since Abraham Lincoln.” That's cute. And then she moves on. “The Jonas Brother is here,” Haddish announces, to great applause. She is referring, of course, to Nick. He is famously attractive and the entire audience immediately steels themselves for whatever sex joke she will inevitably make. “Nick Jonas is going to tear it up with Mustard,” Haddish says, referring to the musician beside Nick. “Which is also how I want him to tear it up with me.” While we appreciate her enthusiasm for Nick, we wouldn't recommend involving mustard in sex. That would be worse than grapefruit. Haddish also talked about Riverdale . “Apparently, Betty dates Jughead because he's named after his penis.” (To be honest, that was a reminder to me that actual teens watch Riverdale ; everyone I know who talks about it is well into their twenties, at least ) She also had thirst for more audience members than just Nick Jonas. “I get to flirt with Chris Pratt from Parks and Recreation ,” Haddish brags. “And Chris Pratt from Guardians of the Galaxy !” True. “Hey Chris,” she says. “I've got a galaxy you can guard.” It's not subtle. Honestly, it was much funnier when she was trying to bang Leonardo DiCaprio .
Image via Tennessee Department of Corrections/Getty Cyntoia Brown To Face U.S. Appeals Board To Fight For Freedom Cyntoia Brown ‘s last opportunity to be freed from bondage might just be this week as she faces a U.S. federal appeals court. According to NBCNews , Brown, now 30 after being sentenced to life in prison at age 16, will be 69 years old before she is eligible for parole. Which is insane. “I do pray that you show mercy and that you give me a second chance,” Cyntoia Brown said recently as she sat before a parole board behind the walls of the Tennessee Prison for Women. Cyntoia isn’t just any ol’ murderous inmate. She killed a man who had picked her up as a prostitute and was, in her words, acting in self-defense. During her time in prison, she’s truly rehabilitated herself in the way that prison purports itself to do… “I have a college degree now. I have a family … a whole community of people who love me, who believe in me, who support me,” Brown told the board on May 23. Her lawyers are hoping the court will take notice of recent Supreme Court rulings that deem life sentences without parole to be an unconstitutional sentence for a minor. The system has failed. It’s heart breaking to see a young girl sex trafficked then when she has the courage to fight back is jailed for life! We have to do better & do what’s right. I’ve called my attorneys yesterday to see what can be done to fix this. #FreeCyntoiaBrown pic.twitter.com/73y26mLp7u — Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 21, 2017 Fresh off scoring victory for Alice Marie Johnson, we’ll see if Kim’s social justice juice can pull enough strings to go 2-for-2.
Image via Tennessee Department of Corrections/Getty Cyntoia Brown To Face U.S. Appeals Board To Fight For Freedom Cyntoia Brown ‘s last opportunity to be freed from bondage might just be this week as she faces a U.S. federal appeals court. According to NBCNews , Brown, now 30 after being sentenced to life in prison at age 16, will be 69 years old before she is eligible for parole. Which is insane. “I do pray that you show mercy and that you give me a second chance,” Cyntoia Brown said recently as she sat before a parole board behind the walls of the Tennessee Prison for Women. Cyntoia isn’t just any ol’ murderous inmate. She killed a man who had picked her up as a prostitute and was, in her words, acting in self-defense. During her time in prison, she’s truly rehabilitated herself in the way that prison purports itself to do… “I have a college degree now. I have a family … a whole community of people who love me, who believe in me, who support me,” Brown told the board on May 23. Her lawyers are hoping the court will take notice of recent Supreme Court rulings that deem life sentences without parole to be an unconstitutional sentence for a minor. The system has failed. It’s heart breaking to see a young girl sex trafficked then when she has the courage to fight back is jailed for life! We have to do better & do what’s right. I’ve called my attorneys yesterday to see what can be done to fix this. #FreeCyntoiaBrown pic.twitter.com/73y26mLp7u — Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 21, 2017 Fresh off scoring victory for Alice Marie Johnson, we’ll see if Kim’s social justice juice can pull enough strings to go 2-for-2.
Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian did a good deed. And it didn’t have anything to do with gratuitous nudity, believe it or not. Nope, while Kim usually brightens the world with selfies or fashion or mindless reality television trash, she used her powers for good by going to the White House to meet with Donald Trump about a woman named Alice Johnson. You probably know the details on this already — the story and the photo of Kim meeting Trump were pretty widely mocked. But just in case you missed it, Alice Johnson is a 63-year-old grandma who was sentenced to life in prison without parole for non-violent drug charges — her first arrest, even — all the way back in 1996. Kim took an interest in Alice, who was obviously unbelievably failed by the justice system, and she used her voice to help take the issue directly to the president. It worked: Trump granted Alice clemency, and she was released from prison on Wednesday . After hearing the good news, Kim tweeted that she was “grateful” to Trump, Jared Kushner, and to everyone who helped achieve the goal, because “her commutation is inspirational and gives hope to so many others who are also deserving of a second chance.” “I hope to continue this important work by working together with organizations who have been fighting this fight for much longer than I have and deserve the recognition,” she added. So that’s really nice, right? It was weird to see Kim at the White House with Donald Trump who is somehow still the president , of course, but it’s an undeniably good thing that Alice Johnson was able to be released. But still, lots and lots of people have been mocking Kim for what happened, and she acknowledges that in a new interview she did with Van Jones. For one, she admitted she was starstruck — not by Trump, but by the White House itself. “I never get starstruck,” she said. “I was starstruck over the Oval Office … It really felt powerful, and felt like, you can just feel the history in there.” “I just took a second to take it all in, and then we talked about it.” As for Trump, she explained that he told her that the situation with Alice “just isn’t fair,” and that “he knew that this is the right thing to do, and he said that from the start after he had heard her whole story and situation and he knew it was the right thing to do.” When it was mentioned to her that many other celebrities have been avoiding the White House these days, she said that “Kanye’s already given him legitimacy … you know, in that way.” Yeah, he has . Kim didn’t think she would be “used” in any kind of weird way for her celebrity, but “at the end of the day, he heard me out. We got the job done.” “I juat have to stay focused, and I have to know that if he is the only person in the world that could have done this for her, why wouldn’t I go talk to that person, if I had the opportunity to?” she asked. “Forget about my fears. Forget about my life. That was the right thing to do.” That’s actually pretty admirable, right? View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Meets with Donald Trump (And Twitter Can’t Handle It) She’s been open about her dislike of Trump and his platforms and his ideals and pretty much everything he stands for, and we’ve heard several times that she struggles with how much Kanye likes him . So after all that, she still met with Trump, despite knowing how hard she’d be mocked and ridiculed, because Trump was the person who could help Alice, and she knew that was more important than her own image. We’re proud of you, Kimmie!
