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Ariel Winter Was Basically Naked at Coachella

You might think you’re experiencing deja vu looking at Ariel Winter’s latest Instagram pics. If, like us, you consider yourself a connoisseur of Ariel Winter boob photos , then the look she’s rocking in her latest Instagram posts will no doubt seem familiar. The reason, of course, is that Ariel already posted pics in which she’s sporting that particular shredded, underboob-baring ensemble when she went to Coachella two weeks ago. But she liked the look so much that she’s decided to bless us with a second round of snaps. Yes, Ms. Winter is defying social media norms by throwing it back to just a few days ago. Call it a micro-throwback. And it’s not even Thursday! This woman will not be oppressed by your rules, society! All kidding aside, Ariel’s curves are the stuff of Internet legend at this point, and we encourage her to use any excuse to flaunt them. Ariel’s Coachella boobs became overnight sensations last month, and we don’t blame her for riding that wave again. After all, Coachella stopped being about the music and started being about the skimpy attire a long time ago. That means Ariel was basically the headliner of this year’s festival. These days, Coachella is basically a place where young celebrities cos-play as semi-nude hippies for a few days while some bands they pretend to have heard of play in the background. So at least it was the right time and place for some serious underboob. Unlike, say, the time Ariel went to the Smurfs premiere in a see-through dress, which is arguably a much less appropriate time to put the girls on display. But we’re not complaining. As far as we’re concerned, there’s no wrong time for giant boobs. Ariel could show up to your grandmother’s funeral in a severely low-cut number, and maybe you’d hesitate for a second, but you’d eventually give it a thumbs up. The woman is out there spreading joy – like Johnny Appleseed, if instead of apple trees, he brought the gift of massive breasts to the American frontier. We don’t want to say Ariel is history’s greatest hero, but we will absolutely fight anyone who says she’s not. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 35 Hottest Pics of an Internet Legend in the Making

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MET Gala 2016 Photos: A Fashion Flashback!

2016 MET Gala brought out the rich, the famous and the rich AND the famous. Long considered fashion's most forward-thinking event, last year's version of this gathering did not disappoint. Not by a long shot. Relive ALL the red carpet looks below: 1. Blake Lively Lively wore Burberry to the gala. 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West The couple wore Balmain. 3. Beyonce Beyonce in Givenchy. 4. Zoe Saldana and Marco Perego Saldana wore a feathered strapless Dolce & Gabbana gown. 5. Alicia Vikander The Best Supporting Actress winner wore Louis Vuitton with Bulgari jewels. 6. Kate Upton The newly engaged model wore Topshop. View Slideshow

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MET Gala 2016 Photos: A Fashion Flashback!

2016 MET Gala brought out the rich, the famous and the rich AND the famous. Long considered fashion's most forward-thinking event, last year's version of this gathering did not disappoint. Not by a long shot. Relive ALL the red carpet looks below: 1. Blake Lively Lively wore Burberry to the gala. 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West The couple wore Balmain. 3. Beyonce Beyonce in Givenchy. 4. Zoe Saldana and Marco Perego Saldana wore a feathered strapless Dolce & Gabbana gown. 5. Alicia Vikander The Best Supporting Actress winner wore Louis Vuitton with Bulgari jewels. 6. Kate Upton The newly engaged model wore Topshop. View Slideshow

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Turk Hates Butt Injections So Much He Wrote A Diss Song About Them

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Via | HipHopDX Looks like Kendrick Lamar isn’t the only one speaking out against surgical beauty enhancements. Turk (aka one of Cash Money’s original Hot Boys) recently hit Instagram to speak out against fake asses in a series of posts. The New Orleans rapper’s main target became none other than Kim Kardashian, and now he’s […]

Turk Hates Butt Injections So Much He Wrote A Diss Song About Them

Donald Trump: Man, Being President is HARD!

Donald Trump may have very small hands , but he has many big, important and challenging responsibilities as President of the United States. And he didn’t see any of them coming! In an interview with Reuters meant to reflect on the first 100 days of his Presidency, Trump remarked that he sort of wishes he were NOT actually President. (Editor’s Note: This is the first time in those 100 or so days that a majority of the country agrees with Trump.) “I loved my previous life. I had so many things going,” Trump told reporters Stephen J. Adler, Jeff Mason and Steve Holland, adding: “This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.” Such a statement does not need extra commentary or further quips; it speaks for itself. But it’s still worth noting (with eyeballs popping out of their sockets and jaws dropped violently to the floor) that Donald Trump thought being leader of the free would would be less work that hosting Celebrity Apprentice. This is somehow the least surprising and most surprising thing he’s said yet. Melania tries to stay THIS far away from me at all times. At minimum. Can you blame her?!? During this interview, Trump remained focused on his November victory over Hillary Clinton, even handing those present copies of the electoral map. “It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us,” Trump said of his 300-plus electoral votes. His defeat of Clinton was likely the most stunning upset in the history of American politics. Trump, meanwhile, has been famous for decades. He told Reuters that he grew accustomed to not having privacy in his “old life,” yet expressed surprise at how little of it he has now. Due to the constant presence of the Secret Service, “you’re really into your own little cocoon,” he said, lamenting that “you can’t really go anywhere.” Critics, of course, will note that this isn’t true… considering Trump has gone to his private club in Florida nearly every weekend since taking office. Still, just because Trump plays golf as frequently as possible, this doesn’t mean he has the sort of freedom he desires. “I like to drive,” he says. “I can’t drive any more.” Seriously, who dared to say during the election that Trump doesn’t know anything about sacrifice?!? But while it’s easy to joke about Trump and to shake one’s head over how in over his head the guy clearly is, the wide-ranging interview also covered the President’s meeting with the Chinese president Xi Jinping and the tense situation with North Korea. In other words: it got serious… and Trump’s take on North Korea got very scary very quickly. “There is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea. Absolutely,” he said, adding of the unstable nation, which continues to test nuclear missiles: “We’d love to solve things diplomatically, but it’s very difficult.” View Slideshow: Tiny Trump: Internet Cuts President Down to Size! God help us all.

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Kourtney Kardashian: Did She Photoshop Those Hot Mexico Pics?

Kourtney Kardashian is frequently touted as the “real” sister in her famous family, a blessed reprieve from her plastic, pretentious siblings. If this report regarding her smoking hot Mexico photos is any indication, however, Kourt’s pristine reputation could be in serious doubt. Case in point, look at the photo above. You’re welcome. Now, once you pry your jaw back up off the table … Her Instagram followers were undoubtedly drooling over the shots of her derriere that made it to social media, but they did raise questions. Is Kourtney, who just turned 38, doctoring images of herself in light of the Kim Kardashian cellulite photos that recently leaked online? Celebrity photographer and Photoshop expert Alan Barry, quoted by venerable Internet celebrity gossip publisher Radar Online , says yes. “Her upper left back has been edited in to a perfectly straight line,” Barry explained . “Both of her butt cheeks have been heavily edited. “And badly at that.” The gorgeous mother of three, he believes, went to town on that butt (digitally) “to remove all evidence of any kind of cellulite or marks.” “I would think they would learn by now.” Whether his analysis is true or not, and regardless of whether it matters, it’s not the first time she’s been accused of such not-so-handiwork. Last year, Kourtney shared a hot tub photo in Iceland which many observers believed had also been altered to smooth out her backside. Then there was the below shot featuring herself and daughter Penelope that was live for just a few short moments before she deleted it. Why, you ask, would she – a Kardashian, and by definition an over-sharer – take down a seemingly harmless picture of herself?  “Start at her waist,” Berry said. “When you come down she has altered what would be her hips down to where her hand is on one side.” “And where the child is on the other side. I don’t know what applications they’re using, but in Photoshop you would actually use the clone tool.” “There’s a jagged line. Her daughter’s face has actually been pulled over by the software. Her daughter’s head has been turned into an alien!” “If you go above her waist to the bend in her right elbow alongside her body, below her right breast, if you look at that line that would be her torso.” “That’s been played with. She had a little muffin-top thing going on there and that line has been altered extensively by trying to blur it out.” “[She tried to] shrink it because you notice on that side her body doesn’t extend out. It’s a flat, straight line from her elbow to her torso.” That’s quite the breakdown, and maybe has some merit to it, but let’s be honest, we’re willing to overlook a few photo alterations. When Kourtney Kardashian takes a trip to celebrate her 38th birthday, and posts images like this, we are the ones who should celebrate. As depicted in a number of photos and tweets from sister Kim, the sisters had a wild, crazy, borderline naked time south of the border. Are we really worried about Photoshop?! If she’s trying to sell products using bogus pics to influence fans, that would be one thing, but come on, who doesn’t edit their photos? Exactly. So call her out if you want, but that doesn’t change the fact that the gallery below is a gift from the heavens. Or at least Mexico. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Pics: Bikinis and Belfies Galore!

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Serena Williams Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

Serena Williams is pregnant with the dude from Reddit who didn’t kill himself after selling off to Conde Nast…that was the other one…instead this one took his billions of internet money…and used it to live out a very weird sexual fetish, because ultimately, who a man knocks up is representative of their fetish, whether it is a hot sugar baby gold digging, or a famous actress, or a successful athlete or some weird youthful asian import…or some 500 pound pig of a woman the dude is presenting it to the world.. what he couldn’t resist cumming inside.. Now I love tennis, and I respect this woman’s ability, or love for skinny white boys, but I don’t really understand why someone not gold digging her, would be turned on by her…but I guess people are weird and I do have a friend who likes being smothered by fat black women and their monster tits, maybe this is like that…WHO knows…not me…but trying to like her pregnant tits in this sport bra…isn’t working out for me. The post Serena Williams Pregnancy Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Bed Erotica of the Day

Lea Michele is out there promoting an album, ride that Glee fame as hard as you can and make that money….and she’s doing her promotional tour on TV shows and more interestingly she takes slutty pics of herself in bed….in her pajamas… I recently wrote this about Lea Michele who I called Sir Lea Michele…because I am comedic…so comedic…laugh people…laugh… Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she thinks she’s ovulating because she’s that into her role as lifelong woman, she needs to channel things women go through…or maybe she is a woman and I am just an asshole for calling her a dude due to her hard face, when she’s got a fit little body for a 30 year old, with some swollen, likely implant tits, making her face and her manly jaw irrelevant… You see, cuz when a girl in whoring out on her bed…she doesn’t face… The post Lea Michele Bed Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Fake Ass is Aging Weird of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s a shameless self promoter, who turned sacrificing herself and her dignity into a billion dollar empire that her entire family cashed in on, and I wouldn’t say she was the brains behind it, I am sure a lot of people were involved in making this, whatever it may be happen, but she’s the figure head and leader, the head on the monster, that look even more terrifying than it used to…. She was the sex tape star, the victim playing, TV show signing, roping her whole family in, leveraging social media, maximizing profits as brands threw money at them like they were relevant, because they were relevant, everyone follows them, talks like them, buys what they are told buy from them, making for a real interesting look to an old model of “avon lady” or “celebrity”…..these young girls are even trying to look like them, jacking up their faces and asses..and the world is looking real weird because of them…and that’s power…dark, greed, disgusting, vanity, power…getting paid…while being trashy… Well, her ass is just at the point of ridiculous, and it’s not aging or holding up as well as it should, yet she’s able to wear it out in a thong, to show the world what she’s spent so much time and money on….and as awkward, even absurd as it looks, it’s almost a disability, she’s still able to get people talking…the only hope we have is that the modern science that made her, or created her look, that wasn’t tested causes premature cancer and that in 10 years all this will be melted away, not just looking like it’s melting… Seriously…it’s fucking weird… So respect to her vapid leader to vapid followers in the millions…or her vanity that looks unnatural and terrifying…because it got her rich even if it took a few victims in the process…money is usually evil and this ass…whatever it is…is just that…a fucking monster… What a fucking mess, I wonder what message this sends to young girls into her…oh right, they are all whores on instagram now. Thanks Kim K! I love that shit….despite not loving whatever this shit where you shit is doing… This is obviously some kind of dysmoprhia, where she equates size of ass with success, and/or size of ass with her relevance, and/or something dark and twisted in her mental health…because this is just so beyond abnormal….it’s hilarious. The post Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Fake Ass is Aging Weird of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian: SLAMMED For "Blasphemous" Merchandise!

Kim Kardashian is no stranger to criticism. In fact, outside of her family members and particularly passionate sex tape connoisseurs , it’s rare to hear anyone say anything positive about Mrs. Kardashian-West. We’ve heard all the familiar complaints before: Kim lacks talent; she’s the world’s greatest narcissist; she’s set an impossible standard with regard to butt size … The list goes on and on. But one thing that Kim has never been accused of before (at least outside of the Westboro Baptist Church) is blasphemy. She crossed that controversy off her bucket list yesterday, thanks to the most ironic use of “virgin” imagery since the dawn of human sexual activity: As you can see, that’s a prayer candle with a photo of Kim in Virgin Mary mode, and it’s objectively hilarious. Artists and corporations have been using religious imagery to sell stuff for as long as we’ve had artists and corporations, but for some reason, Kim’s latest merch really struck a nerve with some of her social media followers: “Disgusting! As a Christian I’m truly offended. If you knew who the Virgin MARY was and represented you would actually be embarrassed,” one woman tweeted. “Kim Kardashian as the Virgin Mary……. is just as horrible as Kendall’s Pepsi ad …. what’s wrong with y’all, y’all that money hungry?” another asked. (Answer: Yeah. Duh.) And, of course, no witch burning would be complete without a healthy dose of slut-shaming. “Funny but you are not virgin from anywhere baby,” one guy helpfully pointed out to the mother of two. There’s a whole lot of knee-jerkin’ going on here. It’s enough to make you wonder if these people get angry every time an actor portrays Jesus. Anyway, it seems the candle was offered as part of a 4/20 sale on Kim’s website. Most of the new items were weed-related, including a hat and lighter that read, “Sorry for what I said while I was high.” The whole thing begs the question:  Is Kim a stoner and she’s somehow managed to keep it a secret all these years? We have our doubts. We’re pretty she doesn’t need drugs, as no one has ever experienced a high as intense ad the one Kim gets when she looks in the mirror. It was probably just an attempt to cash in on 4/20 coordinated by whoever runs her website, and Kim was probably only vaguely aware it was taking place. The story has a happy ending, as that person probably got a promotion when Kim woke up and saw that her name was trending because of a candle. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 19 Reasons Why She Isn’t That Terrible

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