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Top 10 Kimberly Garner Rockin’ Side Tit of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

#453172282 / gettyimages.com The highlight of my life – you know the moment I thought I peaked but didn’t realize I peaked until it was too late – was when Kimberly Garner, an unknown UK scripted reality star, with one of the hottest bikini bodies I’ve seen, especially considering it is out of the UK, where most girls are Grey Skinned and shaped like a doughy potato, or like some trashcan stripper with absurd sized fake tits…giving her bonus points or some leniency when it comes to her bikini body… Then she took it all away from me…by unfollowing me – reminding me that I am not relevant, important, or ever going to have her sit on my face… The good news is that I’ll deal, there are a million other girls who don’t want to sit on my face, even really ugly ones, for me to forget exist until side tit at red carpet events happen…and I am reminded of the day they broke my soul…for about 3 minutes before remembering that I don’t have a soul… Here are some pics of her tit, because I am not petty and I will celebrate what was and not pretend we never existed as one cohesive unit for about an hour…through the internet… Here she is dressed for Prom….at some Premiere she got invited to cuz she made the “barely famous enough, but just famous enough” cut. #453184272 / gettyimages.com #453184254 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kimberly Garner Milking Cannes Like a Bottom Feeding Cow of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Kimberly Garner, no wait, I loved Kimberly Garner, back when she she followed me on twitter last week, before deciding she was too good for that… You know that I wasn’t the kind of person she wanted to fall in love with over the internet, like this was a dating site, because I guess she’s snobby cunt, who think she’s more important than she actually is, and doesn’t realize she’s just fucking bottom feeding as hard as she can, while on some show in the UK no one cares about… And all it is doing for her is increasing her value so that she can settle down with some Billionaire…just keep above the surface of irrelevant… And she’s got a pretty fucking amazing body, and that doesn’t really change if I hate her, think she’s a garbage low grade cunt who I’d hate if she was just a little less non-existent than she is…. If anything, I’m doing this post for her as charity, because I feel bad she hasn’t officially made it like so many British reality stars before her….like….I don’t think any UK reality star has ever quite made it…but at least this one looks good doing it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kimberly Garner Tit Slip of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kimberly Garner is a UK Reality Star, who is actually pretty hot and has managed to leverage her hotness into a brand of bikinis and some other bullshit that makes her more money that you, since the UK love these trashy hooker bitches, and buy into their nonsense… Well it turns out she took a very important page out of the attention seeking low level celebrity book, and that’s pull your tit out for the paparazzi in a subtle way, because tits may just be tits, so no big deal, but websites love talking about them…even me…because…TITS>

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Stupid Mother Recording Her Kids While She Drives of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is probably one of the best videos I’ve seen in a long time. Some dumbs mom recording her kids sing because they are so cute only to get fucking slammed and have airbags deploy in some kind of scene from a suspense thriller…seriously…there’s fucking build up in this video and it’s amazing… I don’t think anyone died, but with behavior like this…they probably should have..

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Kimberly Garner Flashes Her Thong of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kimberly Garner is good fun…straight from the slums of UK Reality TV…to the paparazzi camera as the “wind” blows up her dress and shows the world her ass…the “wind” that I assume was an industrial fan her team placed on the red carpet for all of us to see her ass… I mean, that’s not to say that the wind doesn’t provide miracles like blowing up skirts every once in a while, I’ve seen it happen…I just don’t believe it when it happens to some low level reality star…crying for attention…but I do still look at it eagerly cuz it’s a thong people…a thong..OMG…who fucking cares… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kimberley Garner And Amy Willerton Cause A Stir

Posted on January 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I love Kimberly Garner , I think it might be time for me to move on from our Twitter relationship. I just don’t think Kimberly her social media assistant is as invested in it as I am. But don’t worry about me, because I think I found my rebound girl: Katie Price’s former protege Amy Willerton . Now granted, Amy’s not quite as cute or famous as Kimberly, but I think that’s a good thing for me. It means I might actually have a shot at convincing her to consummate our online relationship with some hot bikini pictures. And if that makes Kimberly jealous, even better. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kimberly Garner Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why Kimberly Garner exists, but more importantly, I don’t know why her ass is so fucking awesome…I just know that I am a fan of her in all she does, even if it is fucking garbage, because love is unconditional and love is forever and love is all you need…and even if she gives me nothing in return but a heart full of emptiness, and wall to wall sadness to walk on while I cry, at least she’s doing it in a bikini that’s jacked up her ass and fun in ways I like to see bikinis cut….and my opinion matters…since I’ve been posting bikini pics daily since 2004…that makes me an expert on what works and what doesn’t….it’s like I am could be a bikini designer….but more perverted than the gay designers you know made this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kimberly Garner Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why Kimberly Garner exists, but more importantly, I don’t know why her ass is so fucking awesome…I just know that I am a fan of her in all she does, even if it is fucking garbage, because love is unconditional and love is forever and love is all you need…and even if she gives me nothing in return but a heart full of emptiness, and wall to wall sadness to walk on while I cry, at least she’s doing it in a bikini that’s jacked up her ass and fun in ways I like to see bikinis cut….and my opinion matters…since I’ve been posting bikini pics daily since 2004…that makes me an expert on what works and what doesn’t….it’s like I am could be a bikini designer….but more perverted than the gay designers you know made this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some UK Slag Kimberly Garner Thong Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kimberly Garner is some UK slag who doesn’t fucking matter, but who obviously thinks she matters, because she is on some reality show in the UK, and probably up on some other Glamour model bullshit, as girls do, or maybe she just has a lot of instagram followers…there are just so many girls like this, who put themselves out there, and who are pulling all the tricks from skimpy bikinis, to topless on the beach, and the whole thing is funny, only because in the grand scheme of things, none of this really matters, but they want it so bad…but at the same time, it’s funny to watch because sluts on sluts on sluts makes for things to masturbate to…and a world without attention whores, even random ones from the UK is a world not worth living in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima’s Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mom Adriana Lima is modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because why the fuck not, they pay her a lot of money, she’s contractually obliged and as long as it’s from this angle, no one sees the remnants of the natural disaster that happened to her pussy and stomach thanks to child birth….and despite hating moms and everything that comes with them…despite being a stepfather…I can always appreciate good ass in a small bikini…It’s my theme song…and she’s lookin’ good enough for me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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