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Jayde Nicole And Her Playboy Friends

Some of you might think that when I say Jayde Nicole is out with her Playboy friend’s I’m referring to her boobs, I’m not that clever, I’m actually talking about the chick she’s with who’s apparently also a Playboy lady. I don’t know who she is, but I can see her boobies through that top and that’s the kind of thing that makes this guy happy. Enjoy.

‘The Expendables’ Cheat Sheet: Everything You Need To Know

Stallone directs Schwarzenegger, Willis, Rourke and a bunch of other ass-kickers in this explosive action flick. By Eric Ditzian Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone and Randy Couture in “The Expendables” Photo: Lionsgate “The Expendables” is what would happen if a 10-year-old growing up in the 1980s was given godlike powers and could brainstorm and green-light the action flick of his preteen dreams: Take Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis , Dolph Lundgren and a bunch of other ass-kickers, give them an army’s worth of guns and explosives, and set them loose to wreak havoc on anyone who so much as breathes on them the wrong way. Co-written and directed by Stallone, “Expendables” is indeed a loosely plotted throwback to the bang-bang ’80s, a cinematic period when muscled superstars chewed scenery (when they weren’t blowing it up) and the actual story didn’t have to make a whole lot of sense. Stallone and his pals — including Jet Li , Jason Statham , Terry Crews and Randy Couture — are a group of mercenaries hired to overthrow a South American dictator and the American drug lord who finances his despotism. That’s really all you have to know about the plotline. But there is a ton you need to know about this flick … because despite its many flaws, “Expendables” still kicks a ton of cinematic ass. And MTV News is just the place to find out all about it. It’s time to lock and load with our “Expendables” cheat sheet! Expanding the Expendables Word of the movie first dropped in November of 2008 when Variety reported that Stallone had pulled the project together with an eye toward beginning filming the following February in Costa Rica and Louisiana. “It’s a great circle of people to be involved with,” Statham told us back then. “Sly is someone I grew up watching on TV and in the movies. He’s a living legend. He’s one of the biggest action stars that Hollywood’s ever seen, the whole world’s ever seen. And so the chance for me to come all these years later and be working alongside Sly is just one of those, like, pinch-yourself moments. Rest assured, it’s going to be a kick-ass film.” Said Crews , “There are a lot of big personalities, big egos in this thing, but it is great. I think it’s going to be wonderful for the fans.” Extending the Expendables Filming didn’t actually start until April of last year and it wrapped up three months later. But it wasn’t until October that we got details about Sly’s lone scene with Willis and Arnie , who both appear in brief cameos. “I thought it was electric in Brazil when all of the Expendables stepped on-set — but today was atomic!!!” wrote a unit publicist. “[The] whole crew was mesmerized as we watched the three of them play off of each other in a pivotal scene that sets up the whole movie.” Actually, “atomic” was a pretty good word for the first trailer , which popped up in March of this year. There were guns, explosions and more guns. People said stuff, but mostly we paid attention to the guns. And the explosions. A second trailer arrived in June, delivering less action but peeks at all of the famous “Expendables” faces . Exalting the Expendables Sly and his castmates stormed Comic-Con in July, delivering a slew of clips, an animated panel discussion and a late but satisfying arrival by Willis . “The biggest problem I think today with action films is it’s too much action and not enough reaction, guys just sitting around,” Stallone told us . “Then you become invested. That’s what they had in the old days. Like ‘Magnificent Seven,’ you maybe had 15 minutes of action and the rest is just character work.” “It is [a tough movie to put together], because these kinds of guys, there’s not a lot of them in abundance, especially in the acting world,” he added. “There is in sports but not in our particular chosen profession, so it took a while to get it together. Most of them have been veterans in their own films, so when you put all these guys together with this kind of muscle power, this kind of ego, it becomes an interesting challenge.” Check out everything we’ve got on “The Expendables.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .

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Jessica Hart and Samantha Harris for Seafolly of the Day

Jessica Hart is the gap-toothed bikini model from Australia who is slowing taking her really hot body to the top by selling her soul to Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated. I am ok with her success, not because I love Australian women ever since I lived with one for 6 months when I was a lot younger and realized their white trash, trailer park hard drinking and hot bodies despite being a lot like dudes was hot but kinda gay, but because I like my women with dental issues…. Mainly because it means a woman can’t afford to take care of herself properly enough to really care about what dick they put inside them. You know when they are willing to sacrifice their mouth before turning to the streets to prostitute themselves… rejecting braces, vaneers and regular teeth cleanings and even brushing that your chances of getting with them is high. That’s why a brown and yellow stained, broken smile is like porn to me, it screams “i’ll fuck you cuz my mouth is so fucking disgusting no one with standards will touch me”….making bad dental hygiene a clear cut ticket to her pussy…and invitation to try my best to fill her polluted mouth with my dick and not my tongue….like a Valnetine’s day card that makes me cum….whatever that means…. Either way, here’s high class dental issues, the kind that are used as marketing to differentiate themselves from other models, not the kind of dental issues my women who have neglected themselves enough to let me fuck them, and she’s doing some bikini modeling for some Australian company like it was SI or Victoria’s Secret….

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Queen Latifah and Her Lesbian Lover in Bikinis of the Day

This is the kind of shit is what ruins all lesbian fantasies….Enjoy. Pics via Bauer

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Minka Kelly Is Absolutely Delicious

In case none of you have noticed already, Minka Kelly is a hot piece of ass. Here she is doing a little grocery shopping while she inadvertently gives me a chubby. Actually, this kind of thing happens to me more than I care to mention, it makes going to the public pool virtually impossible. Anyhow, I like this woman and I want at least one chance to try to impregnate her. … I don’t think I’m asking for too much.

Nicole Scherzinger Hot Body and Man Face of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger confuses the fuck out of me…She is so masculine and hard faced, but her body is so tight and amazing…The kind of girl you jerk off to and focus on her tits, cuz the second you catch a glance of her face you have to question your sexuality. She is the kind of girl you want to see under black light dancing to some Pussycat dolls and not so much the kind of pussy you want to see when they are closing up for the night and the lights go back on and you are forced to ealize who you’ve been giving your money to all night…….and here are some pics…. Pics via Fame

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On DVD: Breck Eisner Does The Crazies Once More With Feeling

I know what you’re thinking: At this rate, they’ll get around to remaking even Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things sooner or later. But the new reboot of George A. Romero’s The Crazies is the right kind of remake — the kind that endeavors to squeeze every drop of acid out of its potent scenario, execution-wise, in ways Romero rarely could.

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On DVD: Breck Eisner Does The Crazies Once More With Feeling

Mel Gibson Officially Unglued, Possibly Ruined in Epic New Hate Tape

If Mel Gibson’s first audiotaped rant to emerge from the bowels of tabloid-breakup hell was not toxic enough for you, have a listen to the eight-minute dance remix that debuted today. Ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva surreptitiously recorded the actor-producer-director in a meltdown to end all meltdowns — which honestly, for much of the tape, sounds like just what you’d expect from a guy who acknowledges having “left my wife because we have no spiritual common ground” , and then shacked up with the kind of person who would leak a tape of him going nuts after things went poorly between them . Anyone would be pissed! And then comes the final minute, and this kind of changes everything.

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M.I.A. Premieres Entire MAYA Album Online

LP had already leaked, but M.I.A. provides a high-quality version of her lo-fi project. By James Montgomery M.I.A. Photo: MTV News Even though the official release date of her ///Y/ album is still a week away, on Wednesday (July 7), M.I.A. decided to post the entire thing her MySpace page , giving her fans a chance to hear a high-quality version of the album (as opposed to the lousy-sounding leak that’s already out there). And, after a few spins, the question must be asked: Why did she even bother? Because ///Y/ is most certainly a down-and-dirty, decidedly skuzzy -sounding thing, full of glitches and skips and digital detritus, dial-up squelches, pneumonic belches and all manner of blown-out bloop-bleep. It is perhaps the most lo-fi high-tech album ever created — rattling, buzzing and scraping, it sounds, for all intents and purposes, like the back alleys of the Internet. Or, as M.I.A. put it last month , when we caught up with her in New York, it sounds just like the United States of America. At least to her, anyway. “Everyone keeps saying, ‘Why doesn’t it sound like the last one?’ ” she said. “But I think being … an artist [or] whatever, it wouldn’t be truthful for me to make a worldly sounding album when I was in America. So to me, I think it sounds really American — in an English-alien-in-America kind of way.” ///Y/ opens with the click-clack of computer keys, and then the fuzzed-out beat of “The Message” kicks in, over which a voice can be heard repeating a paranoid mantra that links Google to the government, and we’re off from there. “Steppin’ Up” — that’s the one with the pneumatic power tools — follows and then “Teqkilla,” a wacked-out mix of tablas, handclaps and vocal whoops that collides with blaring electronic sirens and M.I.A.’s singsong vocals. First single “XXXO” is next, and the album version is miles different than the Blaqstarr remix she premiered back in May, featuring starry, club-ready beats in the chorus. It’s a rare clean moment on the album and a highlight, for certain. “Story to Be Told” opens with the sound of screaming jet engines, then picks up steam with a lithe, lipid electro backbeat and vocal chanting, as M.I.A. repeats the title over and over again on the hook. “It Takes a Muscle” chirps along over a crackly Jamaican beat (which sounds like it’s coming from a radio in the next room) and features M.I.A. singing about — for the first time — actual love. “It Iz What It Iz” is hazy and lazy like a stoned summer afternoon, and listeners are likely to get whiplash when it abruptly smashes into the staccato drums and Suicide sample of the binge-and-purge “Born Free” (chances are you’ve seen the video ). “Meds and Feds” is next, a neck-snapping mix of power chords and booming bass, handclaps and muffled gunshots (I’d wager it’s all the handiwork of Sleigh Bells guitarist Derek E. Miller), which just keeps getting louder and prouder until it spills over into “Tell Me Why.” With its marching-drum cadence and multi-tracked chorales, “Tell Me Why” is as close as the album comes to a genuine “cell phones in the air” moment. And ///Y/ concludes with “Space,” a placid, really excellent tune featuring M.I.A.’s newfound singing voice (she’s actually pretty good), gently undulating electronic tendrils and starry burbles. It’s grimy, it’s (sorta) gorgeous, it’s the kind of album that positively requires repeat listens. So it’s a good thing you can do that all day now. After all, work is overrated. ///Y/ is the kind of album that doesn’t come around all that often; a densely packed thing, to be certain, but the firmest pressure usually produces the best diamonds. Of course, you’ve got to wipe the crud off ’em first. But that’s half the fun now, isn’t it? What do you think of M.I.A.’s new album? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists M.I.A.

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Zoe Saldana’s Legs of the Day

This bitch from Avatar has some seriously great legs and ass. I guess the virgin Sci-Fi weirdos weren’t so crazy when they started jerking of to her Avatar character, before they got really into in and started making lifesize models of the bitch in full avatar costume in their basement, so that they could fuck her and feel an actual connection with something other than their mothers..the kind of lonliness that breeds insanity and the kind of insanity that makes them think they are actually dating the bitch, or married to the bitch, because of an awkward ceremony they set up in their backyard late one night….. Pics via Fame

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