Karlie Kloss is rumored to be Taylor Swift’s real life, small breasted, barbie doll…you know the kind of girl that Taylor Swift pays to live in her house, so that she can play with her at any given time, as Models don’t work all that much, and are available to entertain the needs of a young billionaire, who gets everything she wants, because she’s the single hottest thing in the entertainment industry now…and here she is dancing for Vogue, but I think everything she does is for Taylor Swift..because that’s what being owned, bought, paid for is all about…that and scissoring…obvs.
The Hollywood Film Awards were held last night, and if you’ve never heard of the event, don’t worry – neither has anyone else. It was the first time the awards were televised. A-listers from Ben Affleck to producer James L. Brooks publicly dismissed the HFAs as a joke. But the best indicator of just how seriously Hollywood takes the Hollywood Film Awards was Johnny Depp’s BAC, which apparently peaked right around the time he took the stage: Johnny Depp: Hollywood Film Awards Speech Yes, it seems Depp employed the Captain Jack Sparrow method for coping with pre-show jitters and downed a barrel of rum backstage. Hey, Johnny might be in he’s 50s, but he’s engaged to Amber Heard , who’s only 28. Maybe he figures if she’s not gonna take full advantage of her youth, then he’ll party hard enough for both of them. The sight of Depp slurring and stumbling his way through what should have been a 30 second speech makes us nostalgic for the days of his booze-and-coke-fueled relationship with Kate Moss . Ah, memories. In case you can’t tell, Johnny is presenting an award to Shep Gordon – subject of the new documentary Supermensch – because apparently the HFAs are the kind of show that honors people for being the subject of a documentary. (And for showing up.) Sounds like the kind of night that requires a drink or 12 in order to make it tolerable. Hunter S. Thompson would approve. 33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You’re Not Them 1. Flavor Flav It’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.
Gisele Bundchen is modeling jeans for some jeans company because apparently she doesn’t have enough money and the jeans company doesn’t feel that spending their budget on a younger, hotter, less famous, but far less expensive model makes sense…you know give it to the has been, washed up, practically dead mom that no one really cares about, but that her agent makes brands think people care about, because she’s a big meal ticket and you know she’s not doing this for less than 300,000 dollars for a day of work…. I mean why give instagram models with more followers 1000 dollars when you can give Gisele 300,000…it makes your brand seem way more legit when you get a Victoria’s Secret model, married to an NFL Quarterback than – just some hot girl in jeans….I don’t know if my message is getting through, but I think booking Gisele for anything is dumb, but paying Gisele prices is dumber, when there are so many girls down to do this for free… Here are the pics anway, because I know you’ve masturbated to girls in jeans, probably on public transportation….when they were on their way home from High School…
Helen Flanagan is a funny UK Glamour Model, who I guess is doing a shave for a UK Glamour model Lad Mag, where she gets to showcase her talent as a model, because she’s got a huge set of tits, and a huge set of tits, when it comes to Glamour Modelling is all the talent you fucking need….I guess this is some Movember shit… The funny thing about Helen Flanagan is that she started out as a legit actor on some Soap Opera…who dropped out to do this…and that’s the kind of career scope and ambition I like “why learn lines and go on set and maybe have a career, when I can just show my tits”…my kind of logic…
We’ve seen her ALLEGED TIT BEFORE People are saying that this picture above is also her…which I guess would make sense because she’s been naked before…but I am saying “Who the fuck is Jennette McCurdy…. I get the whole naked for publicity angle, but I’m not going to go google this shit to see who she is, what she does, or what she is publicity stuntin’ for…it takes a certain kind of girl to want to be famous, and that girl if not already connected is usually pretty willing to get naked.. I guess since we live in the internet porn generation – this kind of thing is hardly a scandal…but still naked…and that counts for something – even if it isn’t her, and she isn’t spreading her gaping asshole…
We’ve seen her ALLEGED TIT BEFORE People are saying that this picture above is also her…which I guess would make sense because she’s been naked before…but I am saying “Who the fuck is Jennette McCurdy…. I get the whole naked for publicity angle, but I’m not going to go google this shit to see who she is, what she does, or what she is publicity stuntin’ for…it takes a certain kind of girl to want to be famous, and that girl if not already connected is usually pretty willing to get naked.. I guess since we live in the internet porn generation – this kind of thing is hardly a scandal…but still naked…and that counts for something – even if it isn’t her, and she isn’t spreading her gaping asshole…
Dean McDermott says he isn’t proud of cheating on Tori Spelling, but hey, he’s also not the first guy to ever pull such a move, so give him a break, will ya? In an interview with ET Canada, the True Tori star and King of Excuses feels bad for himself and manages to make everything about himself, as usual: “When you’re at the checkout and you look over and you see one of these magazines and it’s like, ‘Dean McDermott’s a monster,’ I’m like, ‘No, I’m not a monster.'” “I’m a human being and I messed up. I messed up and I’m owning up to it and I’m getting help for it. But to label me a monster or evil is very hurtful.” “You know, I’m not the first person to ever cheat on his wife.” That’s a great point, Dean. Why didn’t we think of that?! If you watch True Tori online , you know the entire premise is Dean messing around with Emily Goodhand last winter while on a business trip to Canada. He got busted, and a lot of people thought the entire charade was fake, but at the very least, Tori Spelling decided to make lemonade out of Dean’s lemons. Two things we can guarantee you are completely real: Tori Spelling is so obsessed by fame, appearances and so on that it is literally killing her (she was just hospitalized for a nervous breakdown ). Dean is a pathetic, unstable, alcoholic, self-absorbed, enabler who thinks only of his own “needs” and manipulates people to get them. Not a monster, though. Let’s make that clear okay? Watch True Tori Season 2 Episode 1 Online The parents of poor Liam, 7, Stella, 6, Hattie, 3, and Finn, 2, return for a new episode next week. What’s to come on True Tori Season 2 Episode 2 ? Sounds like pretty much a lot more of the same. Dean says of the vacation they recently took, “I thought we’d be able to bring that feeling back and maybe start working on simplifying our lives here.” “But a lot of the emotional stuff changed when we came back to the house,” he adds. “I was surprised and I was really hoping that we could carry it over.” “It didn’t go that way, so it did surprise me.” Considering that Dean just goes through the motions of marriage until someone or something else comes along that pleases Dean, it does not surprise us. As for wife Spelling being quarantined ? “Everything is okay. All the tabloids are reading Ebola and it’s not,” McDermott said of her health scare. “The show we’re shooting is obviously very emotional.” “It’s six days a week. It finally caught up with her and took its toll, so she has bronchitis, sinusitis, and pneumonia and she’s getting great care at the hospital.” Here’s hoping Tori’s health improves and that these two characters eventually find what they’re after … whatever that is. We’re not sure even they know. Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad 1. Tori and Dean Moment Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.
Katy Perry has a major reason to set off some fireworks today: The singer is now 30 years old! 33 Hottest Katy Perry Photos 1. Katy Perry Nude GIF Katy Perry in nude, GIF form. That right there is just phenomenal stuff. Will the artist head down to Mississippi to celebrate? She was featured on an edition of ESPN Gameday from that state a few weeks ago and appeared to have an epic time after Old Miss defeated Alabama. One of the more fun-loving stars out there, Perry may not have much time to enjoy this special milestone. She will reportedly be featured at the Super Bowl XLIX halftime show , meaning she may be hard at work already on a set that will blow away the 100 million-plus viewers who will be tuning in for the big game. First, however, rumors have stated she may throw it down with a $4 million 30th birthday party . Hey, you only turn this age once, right?!? We’ll let you know if that becomes a reality. In the meantime, go ahead and send in your best wishes to Perry while we honor the singer in the most appropriate way we can think of: Via cleavage shots! 25 Best Pics of Katy Perry’s Cleavage 1. Katy Perry GQ Photo (February 2014) Katy Perry covers the new issue of GQ. She looks like this. We hate John Mayer so hard.
Halloween is just around the corner, but if you still haven’t figured out a costume, worry not – we’ve got your covered. You can always check out our list of unorthodox “sexy” Halloween costumes , if you want to got the revealing route. Of course, if the cat ears and underwear look isn’t for you, why not just steal an idea from a celebrity? 13 Best and Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes 1. Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus has selected her Halloween costume. She’s going as Lil Kim. What do you think? Now, you’ll want to be careful about who you draw inspiration from on this list. For example, Rihanna did some sort of sexy zombie thing last year, but that’s not the kind of thing most people can pull off. As a rule, rotting flesh isn’t sexy. Oh, and when we mentioned Nicki Minaj in the headline, we meant the celebrity who went as Nicki Minaj. We can’t stress this enough: if you wear Nicki Minaj’s Halloween costume from last year, you will get arrested for indecent exposure. As for the guys – yes, Tom Brady dressed as the Cowardly Lion, but that’s really the kind of thing you can only get away with if you have three Super Bowl rings or, like…you were on Seal Team 6 or something. For the average dude, we recommend sticking to something that’s more like your regular wardrobe. Like when Kanye West went as Batman . It was perfect, because he dresses in all black and wears a mask on a typical Tuesday. And, as always, don’t even attempt anything worn by Heidi Klum. As the only person with multiple entries on our list, Heidi is officially the queen of Halloween . We have no idea how she’s that hot the other 364 days of the year, but somehow makes herself look hilarious and terrifying on October 31. That’s skill.
Natasha Poly is a Russian mom…pushing 30…and she’s in a recent Vogue Paris shot by Mario Testino….and she is showing some tit, posing with her baby, because this is fashion motherfuckers…and I am impressed because she is looking better than 99 percent of mom’s out there, you know the kind with their flappy stomachs hanging over their pants, because they are too exhausted to hit the gym, as they struggle to carry their baby supplies into Stabucks to caffeinate – hoping to get through another day…you know the kind of moms who will never lose the weight, age 20 years… I guess this says something about the resilience of a Russian people, or maybe of someone with lots of money…because she could have ended up a cam girl – and would probably still look as good in pictures…
