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Jessica Simpson is a Thanksgiving Day Float of the Day

There comes a time in every fat chick’s life where she gets recognized and rewarded for her hard eating. I guess that day was yesterday for Jessica Simpson, where she wasn’t just asked to be in the prestigious thanksgiving parade by riding on a float, she was asked to be a fucking float. Now I don’t know if she was their emergency back-up cuz a tire blew out on the Butterball sponsored Float and she just happened to be at head office stocking up on supplies, you know right place right time….making her some hefty Thanksgiving hero…and I’d like to give thanks to her horrible diet on this beautiful hungover friday…

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Tila Tequila Milking Her Bandaid On of the Day

I don’t know if she’s trying to revive Nelly’s signature bandaid fashion accessory that I always found annoying, or if she’s taking the same approach as my friend with oral herpes who covers up her cold sores cuz she’s embarrassed their evidence she sucked dirty scabby rockstar dick back when she was a groupie and couldn’t turn down the low level act that rolled thru town, despite the scabs on his dick, cuz girls are idiots…. But I do know that she’s just trying to milk this story of getting shit thrown at her at some concert she was miraculously booked at, unfortunately, they didn’t throw ACID or fire that lead her to disfigurment and hospitalization to give her something to actually cry about…. This has been the most airtime she’s got in months, and I just don’t get why she doesn’t just give us what we want and start walking around with her vagina bandaged up or exposed…but instead she’s in pants…I assume that’ll happen when this stunt dries up and the others get ignored… Either way – she’s a fucking joke….

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Should Susan Boyle Guest Star on Glee?

At some point this year, Ryan Murphy is hoping to combine two of pop culture’s most buzzed-about recent phenomenons. The Glee creator is on record as saying he hopes Susan Boyle would consider a guest-starring role on his hit Fox show. In the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly , Murphy says Boyle wold make an ideal lunch lady in a December episode: “I think Kurt would just die to give her a Christmas makeover. I don’t even know if she’s interested, but it’s been pitched.” In real life, of course, the Britain’s Got Talent finalist has already undergone a makeover . Less than a full season into its run, Glee has already welcomed such guest stars as Kristin Chenoweth, Neil Patrick Harris and Molly Shannon. Would Boyle be a good fit on the show? Should she be next?

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Cindy Margolis’ Breast Are Seductive

Here’s former internet sensation Cindy Margolis blowing some cleavage and dropping some kisses, or something along those lines, at the season finale of some reality show called Seducing Cindy . I’ve never heard of it either. I’m guessing the winner was the dude who threw the most cash at her. I’d like to say that she’s a pretty hot MILF, but I don’t know if she has any kids and can’t be bothered to look it up, so I’m just going to call her some old broad with a killer rack . Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Pumps It

Here’s Ashley Greene partaking in my favorite fetish, pumping gas. Unfortunately, we don’t know if she managed to stick the nozzle into the hole, but I’d like to think that she did. I have no clue why that’s important, but I guess it can’t really be considered a fetish if nothing gets plugged

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Katie Price Has Another Goddamn Book Out!

Guess who has another book out? If you guessed Katie Price you are correct! How many is thos now?!

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Hilary Duff Is A Reason To Watch Gossip Girl

Here’s Hilary Duff on the set of Gossip Girl . I don’t know if she’s a permanent cast member, but if so I might actually have to watch the show. I know I keep saying that, but that would mean no more fighting over the remote with my girlfriend

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Aubrey O’Day’s Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey O’Day likes black dudes so much she’s gone out and got herself a fat ass. Now I don’t know if she made this shit by eating donuts, or if it some kind of implant to match her titty, and I guess none of that matters, because soon enough she’ll be the stripper her family and friends all thought she was destined to be, before her whole reality TV/music career fell into her lap and pretty much went no where….

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Audrina Patridge Pics: Too Hot For 944 Magazine!

Audrina Patridge is no stranger to racy photos. From her “leaked” Playboy pictures (never actually published by Playboy , but submitted by Audrina, supposedly, a few years ago) to her Carl’s Jr

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Kim Kardashian: Slutty or Sexy?

Kim Kardashian needs your help. No, she doesn’t need the number of a professional hitman, not unless those Carmen Ortega rumors prove to be true. For now, Kim just wants to know if she should add a new look to her repertoire

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