Kathy Griffin is a monster…and I don’t care how good her fake tits are, or how into fitness she is, I just know the real sick thing isn’t her offensive as fuck selfie, up on some soulless, redheaded, would have been left in the forrest to die if it wasn’t for political correctness, back when redheaded babies were deemed from the devil…is that the hard truth in this attention seeking pic, is that I’d love to see her red pubic haired topped red pussy-lipped pussy contrasted against what may be the whitest white skin I’ve ever seen, but more disgustingly, I’d like to know what it tastes like… I am a sick man…but we didn’t need Kathy Griffin half naked at 100 years old, but more importantly that I’d fuck it…and even watch the sex tape of someone else fucking it…my perversion kinda follows me around everywhere I go and has been forever…
I love Hayden Panettiere as much as the next guy, but here she is at the CMT 2013 Artists of the Year celebration, apparently thinking she’s a real country star or something just because she plays one on TV. And not to burst Hayden’s tiny bubble or anything, but we all know the real reason she keeps getting invited to these events: to show off that giant little person cleavage of hers. So c’mon Hayden, it’s time to give your true fans what they came for. Photos: WENN.com
Marlijn Hoek is just some ethnic babe who I want to have sex with…you know a model making moves…half naked for fashion…who I’ve never heard of, but have now, and will look out for, on her quest to be as important as all the girls who work for Victoria’s Secret…you know the real benchmark of what a fashion model is meant to be…to every dude in the world…and not necessarily to every fashion company or magazine who prefers the less busty girls to be topless and model clothes…all of which are better than anything you fuck…and getting paid to be look good, meaning she’s already won at life… Here she is for Madame Figaro… [galley]
What happened to this awkward nerdy hundred millionaire in her oversized clothes and sneakers making her long lean model-like body look like some kind of lanky character in a sitcom that always falls all over herself… I just don’t know… But I do know that I like it. It’s like the weird girl makeover that happened in every Teen Comedy of the 90s, only real life. Take off the glasses, apply some make-up, put her in a hot dress, let down her hair, and boom, all of a sudden babe. I heard she’s gonna be in Canada this weekend, too bad I’m too lazy, cuz otherwise I’d totally stand out her hotel waiting for an autograph in the form of herpes…you know the real fan kind of autograph that you can’t frame, but you can remember forever. Taylor Swift, I love you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Recent gossip has been saying Miley’s boyfriend or fiance…which in and of itself was a fucking joke in the first place….has cheated on her…with first January Jones…and now Emma Watson….because I guess he’s into skinny girls who look like 14 year old boys….because it is less illegal that having sex with 14 year old boys…. Well, Miley was supposed to delete her twitter, has instead made statements like “I will only talk about my music”…cuz it’s al about the music man….cuz I guess she’s getting attacked by her fans and followers…or maybe…she’s just broken on the inside…cuz your boyfriend cheating you can cause distress and stupid behavior like writing shit about it on twitter…which will make her look like a bigger idiot than she is.. Now she’s posting pics of her with her new BF…a fat black kid who’s shirt is covered with cocaine….cuz sometimes…especially these sad times…when your joke of an engagement is in trouble…coke covered fat guys is the only answer…..at least that’s what I tell every sad girl I try to bone…sadness is the prime time for bad decision making.
This almost feels weird to stare at… I mean I guess Texan trash…even with all that Texan money has the ability to look like it just fell out of an 80s movie…with teased hair and a bad dye job…filled with corn casserole…that may be served in a mansion but where the recipe was developed back in the trailer park she grew up in… I’d say this intense kiss is just how the family does it…making me think a paternity test is in order…cuz just cuz she says it is Channing Tatum’s doesn’t mean it is….for all we know the real daddy could be her daddy…cuz if a non lesbian pregnant woman like this gets down to momma…I just can’t imagine how a cock hungry….proven by her uterus…girl gets down with daddy…. The weirdest thing in all this is just how much it is turnin’ me on…. It’s ok to love your momma…just as long as you document it for me to masturabte to it….I grew up on 70s porn…incest was kind of a recurring theme…
Jonesy breaks down all the great moments from Reality TV this week. The Kimbella hair fire tops it, but T.I. and Tiny show shows a lot of promise. And, you all know the Real Housewives of Atlanta fiasco is always in the mix.
‘America didn’t think that,’ latest castoff tells MTV News of Jennifer Lopez calling her the ‘D’ word. By Jim Cantiello Ashthon Jones Photo: MTV News If there’s one thing Ashthon Jones learned from her brief-but-memorable journey on “American Idol,” it’s that America does not take kindly to the word “diva.” “Idol” judge Jennifer Lopez called Ashthon the “D” word while raving about her semifinal performance, Monica’s “Love All Over Me,” but the Nashville native quickly realized that the term carries some negative connotations. “When J.Lo said it, I understood what she was talking about. You know how Patti LaBelle, Diana Ross, Whitney were divas but they were divas in a positive way? They were sweet and humble backstage, but when they got on the stage, they [showed] the world that they could do it,” Jones told MTV News on Monday (March 14). “America didn’t think that,” she laughed before sassily snapping her fingers. ” ‘Diva! Diva alert! … She thinks she’s all that!’ I was like, ‘Noooo!’ Nobody ever got to know the real me.” Ironically, Ashthon first made an impression on “Idol” for being anything but a diva. Jones lent her support to Hollywood Week group member Ashley Sullivan, who cracked under the pressure and threatened to walk off the show. In fact, Jones’ patience and positivity in Hollywood was in sharp contrast to other “Idol” singers’ backstabbing and whining. “That’s how we were. We prayed together. We grabbed each other, ‘Come on let’s pray.’ I’m a firm believer of spirituality and faith, and that’s how I live my life,” she said. Apparently, “Idol” fans have a very short memory. Jones acknowledges that picking a lesser-known Diana Ross song didn’t do her any favors, but she suggested the diva label may have been the big thing that kept viewers from getting to know the real Ashthon Jones With a Silent H (which might as well stand for “humble”). “When I get on the stage, I have to ask God for confidence,” she admitted. “You can’t be timid on ‘American Idol,’ because you’re gonna go home. I went home, but I went home top 13,” she said, proud of her accomplishments. Jones is champing at the bit to put more music out and hopes the connections made on “Idol” won’t go to waste. “Oh my goodness, if [Jimmy Iovine’s producers] call me? I can’t wait to see who I’m going to work with. I don’t know what the opportunities are, but I have a good feeling in my spirit that something’s gonna happen. This can’t be it.” Catch more of Ashthon’s interview with MTV News “American Idol” expert Jim Cantiello on “Idol Party Live,” following Thursday’s results show on MTV.com! Don’t miss “Idol Party Live” every Thursday on MTV.com, following the “American Idol” results show, for analysis, celebrity guests and even some karaoke — get in the conversation by tweeting with the hashtag #idolparty ! In the meantime, get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions. Related Photos ‘American Idol’ Season 10 Performances
I am bored of Cameron Diaz and her rectangular body that I can only assume comes with menopause, but her little ass are the remnants of what was Cameron Diaz you probably jerked off to, that I’m not so into her because I never liked Tomboys no matter how tall and thin and luxurious you are, you know the bitch farting and talking about shitting and jerking off like she’s a dude, was never for me, I was alway more more into the girls who were hungry, jonesing for drugs and willing to lick my asshole while jerking me off for 10 dollars, no matter how well I wiped….You know the real ladies of the world… Not sure where I am going with this…again…I just know that what it comes down to is that menopausal women make me want to drink…..but then again so does everything…. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow this Link GO
