It’s been a krazy kouple weeks for the Kardashians. Did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian got dumped in the delivery room, despite now having yet given birth to her third child? Or that Kim Kardashian was betrayed by her siblings? And that she’s also pregnant again? And that she’s been let go as a wife by Kanye West ?!? These stories would vary from interesting to shocking to emotional to dramatic… if they were remotely true. But because Kim Kardashian and her family don’t actually do anything in order to be famous (no, taking Instagram selfies doesn’t count; or, sadly, maybe it does in this day and age), supermarket tabloids must make stuff up about them in order to move copy. And make stuff up they sure do! From plastic surgery rumors to baby and cheating chatter, here’s a run down off 55 recent cover stories that are hilariously untrue: 55 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do?
Kardashian momager Kris Jenner wants to send daughter Kourtney’s partner and baby daddy, Scott Disick, to rehab for alcohol abuse, but he’s not buying in. She even picked out a location, in Arizona, only to receive a flat-out rejection from the hard-partying reality star and soon-to-be father of a third child. “Everyone knows Scott has a problem with alcohol, including himself,” an insider said. “Kris has been researching rehab facilities that would be a good fit.” “A bed could be ready for Scott with less than 48 hours of notice. However, Scott is simply refusing to go. He truly believes rehab isn’t the answer, “He’s talked about outpatient treatment. In his mind, Scott is strong enough to beat this on his own, and doesn’t need rehab, so everyone is in a holding pattern.” In the Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons trailer , the hard-partying 31-year-old can be seen literally falling over drunk and getting carried up stairs. He’s always been known to have a good time … but yikes. Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons It’s our first glimpse into a problem that has existed for some time, but escalated out of control after the death of both Scott’s parents within the last year. “Unless you want to be sober, then I don’t want you here,” Kourtney Kardashian, 35, tells Disick, who she kicked out of their Hamptons home at one point. “If you want to die then you can continue to act this way.” “Scott might be going to rehab ,” says Kardashian. Apparently not yet, despite hitting a low point in June and being hospitalized for alcohol poisoning and a possible drug overdose. Yet he thinks he can beat this? The source adds that Disick knows he has issues, but is still in denial: “Scott won’t go to rehab until he hits rock bottom, and thinks that hasn’t happened yet.” We’d hate to be around when it does. 13 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick That Make Us Wonder If They’re in Love 1. This Ain’t Good Scott says it all with his reaction to Kourtney’s third pregnancy.
On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 20, or part two of the season finale, we chronicle Kim’s once in a lifetime journey to the altar. Or once every few seasons, as she’s currently averaging. Kim Kardashian Wedding Photos 1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married! They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth. Whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online , on TV or even just read the tabloids, you know Kim married Kanye West this year. You also know it was an epic European affair, with no expense spared. On the season finale, we finally got to see what went on behind the scenes. It’s five days before the wedding and Kendall and Kylie Jenner arrive for fittings. Kim can tell that all of her sisters (and her mom) don’t like their dresses. Determined to make sure her friends and family have a good time and aren’t caught up in a total media circus, Kim takes Jonathan Cheban to the Eiffel Tower. Scott Disick is totally overwhelmed by the paparazzi in Paris. Rob Kardashian is too, but he’s taking it even harder than Lord D in a bit of foreshadowing. Kim’s friend Lorraine Schwartz decides to host a dinner for Kim’s friends and family. Everyone reminisces about Kim and the first time they met ‘Ye. Kim admits that the first time she ever talked to Kanye on the phone, they talked for eight hours, even though she was with someone else back then. Lorraine says Kanye claimed he was going to marry Kim five years ago before they even knew each other, which is either really romantic or stalkerish. It’s a thin line between those two things, as the old saying goes. 9 People Made Famous by the Kardashians 1. Jonathan Cheban Jonathan Cheban has been a publicist for years. But only by publicizing his friendship with the Kardashians has he become known. With just 24 hours to go, the tension is running high between designers, planners and even the happy couple … who drop a bomb on their guests: Kanye and Kim tell everyone they’re flying from Paris to Florence in the morning because that is where the wedding will actually be. OMG what? Khloe Kardashian is so hung over, she can barely function. The guys arrive in Italy in slightly better shape than Kim’s little sister (who is falling asleep while getting her makeup done, so that’s not saying a lot). But there’s a twist. While Jonathan Cheban & Co. made it fine, Scott reveals that Rob bailed on Kim’s wedding . Instead, he flew back to L.A. by his lonesome. When Rob flew to Paris, he read some of the very mean comments about himself online, so he decided that he couldn’t go through with the wedding. Kim is upset, but a little distracted at the moment. Not just by Kylie’s blue hair (which she decides to let slide) or her full length veil (possible safety issue). She’s about to become Mrs. Yeezus, baby! As the organ begins playing, the make-up team adds its last touches and pins her veil down as Kim walks down the aisle for the third and hopefully final time. 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well.
On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 20, or part two of the season finale, we chronicle Kim’s once in a lifetime journey to the altar. Or once every few seasons, as she’s currently averaging. Kim Kardashian Wedding Photos 1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married! They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth. Whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online , on TV or even just read the tabloids, you know Kim married Kanye West this year. You also know it was an epic European affair, with no expense spared. On the season finale, we finally got to see what went on behind the scenes. It’s five days before the wedding and Kendall and Kylie Jenner arrive for fittings. Kim can tell that all of her sisters (and her mom) don’t like their dresses. Determined to make sure her friends and family have a good time and aren’t caught up in a total media circus, Kim takes Jonathan Cheban to the Eiffel Tower. Scott Disick is totally overwhelmed by the paparazzi in Paris. Rob Kardashian is too, but he’s taking it even harder than Lord D in a bit of foreshadowing. Kim’s friend Lorraine Schwartz decides to host a dinner for Kim’s friends and family. Everyone reminisces about Kim and the first time they met ‘Ye. Kim admits that the first time she ever talked to Kanye on the phone, they talked for eight hours, even though she was with someone else back then. Lorraine says Kanye claimed he was going to marry Kim five years ago before they even knew each other, which is either really romantic or stalkerish. It’s a thin line between those two things, as the old saying goes. 9 People Made Famous by the Kardashians 1. Jonathan Cheban Jonathan Cheban has been a publicist for years. But only by publicizing his friendship with the Kardashians has he become known. With just 24 hours to go, the tension is running high between designers, planners and even the happy couple … who drop a bomb on their guests: Kanye and Kim tell everyone they’re flying from Paris to Florence in the morning because that is where the wedding will actually be. OMG what? Khloe Kardashian is so hung over, she can barely function. The guys arrive in Italy in slightly better shape than Kim’s little sister (who is falling asleep while getting her makeup done, so that’s not saying a lot). But there’s a twist. While Jonathan Cheban & Co. made it fine, Scott reveals that Rob bailed on Kim’s wedding . Instead, he flew back to L.A. by his lonesome. When Rob flew to Paris, he read some of the very mean comments about himself online, so he decided that he couldn’t go through with the wedding. Kim is upset, but a little distracted at the moment. Not just by Kylie’s blue hair (which she decides to let slide) or her full length veil (possible safety issue). She’s about to become Mrs. Yeezus, baby! As the organ begins playing, the make-up team adds its last touches and pins her veil down as Kim walks down the aisle for the third and hopefully final time. 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well.
Sunday night on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 18, Kourtney and Kim were abuzz over Khloe Kardashian’s “shady” behavior of late. She’s been hanging out with a rapper named French Montana – gasp – and even crazier than that, she hasn’t told her older sisters anything. Anything! Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 18 Online Meanwhile, Khloe notices that Kris Jenner overwhelmed lately and has been neglecting some of her manager duties, showing up late and leaving early. It’s one thing to be a Momager who gets the job done and makes you filthy rich despite an utter lack of talent. It’s another to be one who sucks. Khloe is pretty steamed in particular about how, in a recent radio interview, she was asked questions about both French Montana and Lamar Odom . As Momager, Kris should’ve quashed that at the onset. Kim is also pissed at her mom for meddling with her assistant and finding out all of her wedding plans with Kanye, which were supposed to be top secret. The Momager also flips when Kim says she doesn’t bridal shower, and that’s the last straw for KIm, who vows to move in with Kourtney until she finds a new house. Kris, naturally, calls Kourtney’s house nonstop, voicing her disapproval. Later, they patch things up. Kris can still come to the wedding … just BUTT OUT! Later, Kim calls Khloe out on sneaking around with French Montana and her “friends” and giving her sisters the silent treatment, keeping them all in the dark. What the heck is she up to? 9 People Made Famous by the Kardashians 1. Jonathan Cheban Jonathan Cheban has been a publicist for years. But only by publicizing his friendship with the Kardashians has he become known. Several nights after that, Kim and Jonathan Cheban stake out a club they know Khloe will be going to because they want to catch the shady one in the act. With cameras. Staking out a club. Kim Kardashian. Sorry, but the scripted nature of what you see when you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online is full-on absurd sometimes. And it gets worse: They see Lamar Odom walking towards the club! When Khloe rolls up with French, Jonathan and Kim rush over to tell her the news. Cue shock and awe! Khloe doesn’t know what to do about this situation. Lamar ends up not coming inside the club, probably because he was filmed at different place or a different night we’re guessing which helps Khloe. Kim totally can sense that Khloe and French are dating and it makes her happy, while Khloe finds comfort in the fact that Kim totally had her back this whole time. Aww. And they all lived happily ever after in scripted, wealthy bliss that was all made possible by the Kim Kardashian sex tape all those years ago. Just saying. That’s what started it. 19 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.
There isn’t much Dustin Diamond can say to surprise people anymore, and probably no way he can redeem himself, but darned if he isn’t trying. After co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Breckin Meyer dissed Dustin last week, good ol’ Screech is playing dumb and coy in a counter-interview. He will concede Breckin’s point about his alleged penis size, though, acknowledging that the member on his infamous sex tape is not even his. “I put the thing together. I got a stunt wang. I’m not an idiot. I’m not going to really put myself out there. So I got a stunt person to come in,” he says. “And I thought, what if this thing makes $3 million? That’s nothing to scoff at. But after that people looked at me dirty, like, ‘He does porn’. No, I don’t!” “I faked that one at a chance for millions. I’m an opportunist, really.” Okay … that makes us feel infinitely better about Dustin Diamond. Also, in the wake of the Saved by the Bell trailer ‘s release, he says he didn’t even write his own tell-all about the show. Someone ghosted that $h!t. Dustin says. “It was written by a ghost writer. I talked to a guy a few times, so there were people up in arms, ‘Oh! He’s putting all this trash out’. But I was like, ‘I didn’t even write it!'” Saved By the Bell Cast: Then and Now 1. Mark Paul Gosselaar Zach Morris was every 90s girl’s teen crush, and he’s still a super hottie! Mark Paul Gosselaar has been on NYPD Blue and most recently Franklin and Bash. ‘It has my name on it, but it was written by a ghost writer .” “So all the things like that, the Fit Club , the porn, and the book were kind of like the one, two, three of the bad-boy image. But I’m done with that.” Needless to say, regarding his stint on Celebrity Fit Club , “I had to gain weight to even be on the show. I had to keep it between me and producers.” “I couldn’t tell the other cast members about it. And, like, I’m not mean at all. I’m the most approachable, laid-back guy in the world. I like to laugh more than anything else.” “But I thought that being the bad guy on TV would show me in a believable light to convince casting directors to put me in Breaking Bad , or Dexter , or Law & Order .” Obviously, that never panned out. But there’s always music? “I know how to control my voice and sit within my vocal range,” he says. “I’ve always been musically inclined. I had a band. I played bass. I have perfect pitch.” “I’ve always been gifted at that.” Gifted is one word for him. Dustin Diamond Sex Tape Highlights
A thief robbed Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick of a briefcase full of cash earlier this summer, because they obviously have those sitting around. Southampton, N.Y. law enforcement officials say it was Scott who reported the case filled with $4,000 was jacked from their bedroom between July 1-4. No word if Disick had alcohol poisoning during that stretch and that’s why he can’t pinpoint the exact day of the theft. We’re kidding. And sorry. Mostly. They reportedly think it may have been an inside job, as these sort of incidents are seemingly happening to the famous family with startling regularity. If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online , you know Khloe got robbed in similar fashion, and Kourt feels the burglar is someone close to them. Nothing else was reported stolen and there was no indication of forced entry, furthering the belief that this person knew what to look for and where. Kourtney reported a similar theft in February at her home in Calabasas – in which someone pilfered $50,000 (!) – and this was after the Khloe robbery . In that case, someone ripped off around $250,000 worth of jewelry from Khloe’s home. That krime was also never solved, but the krew was suspected. Between Keeping Up With the Kardashians , and now Kourt’s Hamptons spinoff, the support staff working for the Kards has become a massive enterprise. Definitely sounds like an inside job to us. That or Lamar’s drug dealers are really stealthy and looking to collect any way they can from his former in-laws. 12 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick That Make Us Wonder If They’re in Love 1. Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian Picture Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian look totally thrilled to be together in this photo, don’t they? Is the couple ever happy?
A thief robbed Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick of a briefcase full of cash earlier this summer, because they obviously have those sitting around. Southampton, N.Y. law enforcement officials say it was Scott who reported the case filled with $4,000 was jacked from their bedroom between July 1-4. No word if Disick had alcohol poisoning during that stretch and that’s why he can’t pinpoint the exact day of the theft. We’re kidding. And sorry. Mostly. They reportedly think it may have been an inside job, as these sort of incidents are seemingly happening to the famous family with startling regularity. If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online , you know Khloe got robbed in similar fashion, and Kourt feels the burglar is someone close to them. Nothing else was reported stolen and there was no indication of forced entry, furthering the belief that this person knew what to look for and where. Kourtney reported a similar theft in February at her home in Calabasas – in which someone pilfered $50,000 (!) – and this was after the Khloe robbery . In that case, someone ripped off around $250,000 worth of jewelry from Khloe’s home. That krime was also never solved, but the krew was suspected. Between Keeping Up With the Kardashians , and now Kourt’s Hamptons spinoff, the support staff working for the Kards has become a massive enterprise. Definitely sounds like an inside job to us. That or Lamar’s drug dealers are really stealthy and looking to collect any way they can from his former in-laws. 12 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick That Make Us Wonder If They’re in Love 1. Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian Picture Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian look totally thrilled to be together in this photo, don’t they? Is the couple ever happy?
It may often seem as if they’re tight as can be, but Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian don’t always get along. Over the years, cameras on Keeping Up with the Kardashians have caught these sisters going at it, almost as if producers wrote certain fights and disagreements into the script on a weekly basis. That’s a crazy idea, we know. But they’ve yelled at each other over Lamar Odom. And Kris Humphries. And over who can afford a Bentley and who got herself knocked up by Scott Disick . In the end, yes, the sisters always come back together. But will that remain the case going forward?!? (Please direct all questions to E! writers for the answer.) 9 Krazy Kardashian Klashes 1. Lamar Sucks! Back when Khloe was still married to Lamar Odom, Kim reportedly went off on her sister for being married to a drug addict who was ruining the family’s “bottom line.”
