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Kourtney "Having A Hard Time" With The Baby Weight

Kim Kardashian spills the beans on her pregnant sister. ” Kourtney is going crazy. She feels so big right now.

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Kourtney Kardashian is a Pregnant Whore of the Day

I always see slutty pregnant chicks and I don’t mean that they are sluts because they are pregnant, since we all know it takes not only condomless sex but internal cumshots when not on her rag to slip up on that level of seriousness, because I’ve been fucking for decades and condoms aren’t really my thing, sure fucking a plastic bag could be exciting if that plastic bag belongs to a hot woman, or will belong to a hot woman since you work as a grocery store bagger and dictate who gets which bag, like some kind of modern day god that no one cares about because plastic bag distribution is pretty fucking useless, but no one else will give you a job, and on your lunchbreak you need something to do, and getting off is your favorite thing to do, but fucking the roasted chicken or other food products isn’t quite getting you off anymore, mainly because even at your discounted price, it’s becoming unaffordable at your meager wages, and not to mention you feel sharing your seed with the unsuspecting public will by surprising them by tainting all their produce is heaven, and I’ve never got a bitch pregnant. I think the withdrawal method works, or maybe it’s got something to do with hard living and infertility.

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Kardashian Home Burglarized

Filed under: Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned Kourtney Kardashian’s home has been burglarized.Law enforcement tells TMZ Kourtney returned to her Calabasas townhome Saturday night at about 8:30 PM and discovered the break-in.We’re told hundreds of thousands of dollars of jewelry … Permalink

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Rebecca Gayheart Kills Babies Just Not Her Babies of the Day

I would have thought that Rebecca Gayheart had a taste for blood after murdering that kid with her car a few years ago, sure she got off both with the judicial system and in her pants but where I am from a murderer is a fucking murderer and they usually do it again. It’s not one of those one time things, she probably thinks she is above the law, and maybe aborting her fetus or smashing her stomach with a frying pan, doesn’t give her the satisfaction she needs, so she’s waiting this fuckin’ thing out until he’s 8 and she can see his helpless screams as she “accidentally” runs over him while talking on her cell phone for old times.

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Kourtney Kardashian: It’s A Boy!

Now we know why she picked the neutral colors!

Jon Gosselin Cannot Spell, is Still Douchebag

Okay, so Mady and Cara Gosselin’s 9th birthday party didn’t turn into WWIII, as their loser dad predicted it might. The Gosselin parents kept it civil.

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It Will be a Boy for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

In the most shocking development of the day, Kourtney Kardashian has revealed information about her baby that is actually somewhat interesting. Her and Scott Disick are expecting a boy. “A boy is definitely needed in this family!” Kourtney told E! News

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A World Without Miley Tweets Is a World Without Sunshine

The Twitter gods giveth, and the Twitter gods taketh away. Unfortunately, not even the advent of the “black Svengali” can make up for the disappearance of Disney’s biggest..

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Bethenny Frankel Blogs About The Real Housewives of Atlanta: "Poor Kandi, Who Lost Her Ex-Fiancé"

Um, were you laughing to yourself or out loud when Kim said that the Titanium American Express card was because of her, not Big Papa?

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Kourtney Kardashian: Baby Boy on Board!

Kourtney Kardashian: You’ve got male. The mom-to-be confirms that she’s expecting a baby boy with Scott Disick.  “A boy is definitely needed in this…

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