Here’s Kourtney Kardashian showing you something Kim Kardashian taught her when they were kids…how to take chocolate in her mouth and make millions of dollars… Get it.. GET IT… GET IT….yes…you get it… Fuck these garbage can, overly monetized, advertising vehicles who are totally unralatable…yet people still fucking pay them…from riches to porn to more riches….enough for the whole family… The post Kourtney Kardashian Gets Paid to Eat Kit Kat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are planning an over-the-top marriage vow renewal ceremony this summer, according to reports. The motives of Kimye are suspect to say the least, however. The duo’s second wedding anniversary is coming up in May, and what better way to celebrate than rake it in and rejuvenate their popularity? Yes, that was cynical. But would you really be surprised? “They want this to be a tradition, with an extravagant celebration instead of anything low-key,” an insider told Radar of the celebrities. In typical fashion, “they both want next year’s ceremony to take place in Paris, where Kanye still wants to set up a home eventually.” Or at least build an epic mansion there for two years while living with Kris Jenner, then turn around and sell it without ever moving in. ‘Ye is White House bound in 2020, after all. Don’t forget. According to the celebrity gossip sources that bring us this story – and common sense – matriarch Kris Jenner is ALL ABOUT this plan. “Kris has has told them they’d be crazy not to cash in, because their stock is so high right now and they’d easily make tens of millions.” Naturally, the Momager is already pondering all the “sponsorships and media deals” she could score by “selling the rights to the event.” While Kim insists she wants to keep things classy, “It’s highly likely she’ll cave in and do whatever for the cash if the offers are right.” Especially with Keeping Up with the Kardashians ratings in free fall mode and Kris resorting to more and more desperate measures. Who needs Justin Bieber shagging Kourtney or edited storylines when you can stage the Wedding of the Century II … or III, or IV?! This is what dreams are made of. View Slideshow: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Ratings Free Fall: Cast Reacts in GIFs!
As you’ve probably heard, Kourtney Kardashian closed out 2015 (and baffled her friends, family, and fans) by hooking up with Justin Bieber . Even though Kourtney’s fondness for d-bags is well-documented, it was a bizarre move that blew up in her face when Justin was photographed kissing Hailey Baldwin on New Year’s Eve. But it looks like Kourt won’t let that embarrassment dampen her 2016 swag: The photo on the right is a screenshot of a conversation with Khloe Kardashian that Kourtney posted to her Instagram page today. Apparently it serves as both an advertisement for Kimoji – the line of Kim kardashian-themed Emojis that hopefully won’t be a thing for very long – and a press release announcing to the world that Kourtney’s got her swagger back, and she’s ready to move on to the next self-obsessed pretty boy with a short fuse and a Blue Steel gaze. We kid, of course. After the year she’s had, if Kourtney’s feeling herself, then we hope she keeps right on swaggin’. Besides, if her split from Scott Disick is any indication, breakup Kourtney is the best Kourtney. Here’s hoping we’re about to receive another round of Kourtney’s “revenge body” photos just like the ones she posted she finally dumped the Douche Lord. View Slideshow: 29 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing
Last we checked in on Scott Disick he was trying to win back his baby mama despite the fact that the whole world knew Kourtney Kardashian was banging Justin Bieber . There was talk of Disick seducing Selena Gomez in hopes of a revenge bang, but it seems those plans never materialized. Fortunately, you can’t keep a good Lord down, and several sources are now reporting that Scott is gettin’ it in with Swedish model Lina Sandberg. “He’s seen her a few times in L.A. and thinks she’s really hot,” a source tells Us Weekly . “He’s definitely interested and seeing where it goes.” Yes, even though Scott cheated on Kourtney with Chloe Bartoli that relationship quickly fizzled, and Scott reportedly proceeded to hook up with a bunch of models. Then he went to rehab, sobered up, and decided he wanted Kourtney back. Now that he’s realized that’s never gonna happen, Scott’s back to banging models. There are worse ways to handle bad news. Anyway, Lina is apparently Disick’s flavor of the month, but we’re assuming it won’t last. The guy couldn’t even stay faithful to the mother of his children; we doubt he’ll keep it in his pants for a random Swedish chick he met in the VIP at 1Oak. Whatever happens, of course, the tables definitely seem to have turned in Scott’s favor. Not only is he in a new relationship, Kourtney has been freshly kicked to the curb, as evidenced by the photos of Bieber kissing Hailey Baldwin on New Year’s Eve. Kourt better find herself a new world famous pop star pronto, otherwise Scott is totally gonna win this breakup. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 21 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
North West Has A Fur Coat Already Kourtney Kardashian brought her daughter Penelope Disick and niece North out for a playdate at Glow Zone in Woodland Hills Tuesday. Despite the moderate temperatures, North rocked a fur over her Yeezy hoodie . Like a BOSS! AKM-GSI
It's become more of a tradition than leaving cookies and milk out for Santa Claus. Every year, Kim Kardashian and kompany pose for a Christmas card that threatens to break the Internet on an annual basis. Some are fancy. Some are silly. All are featured below. Which is your favorite?!? 1. 2015 The family said goodbye to all the adults and hello to just the children for the 2015 version. 2. 2013 This one was… different. The family went with a carnival theme in 2013, replete with one giant dollar sign of course. 3. 2012 Sorry, Diddy. But the Kardashians stole your white party idea back in 2012. 4. 2011 A 3D version of this card was actually sent out, featuring the same fancy look on all family members. 5. 2010 Look at how cute Mason is in his suit! And look at how everyone except for Kim has chosen to go with dark colors. 6. 2008 One year after their E! reality show premiere, the gals decked themselves out in red. The two men at the time went with dark suits. View Slideshow
Scott Disick is keenly aware that Justin Bieber is (somehow) getting it on with Kourtney Kardashian, but it’s the kid factor that kills him. The notion of the 21-year-old pop singer playing surrogate father to his three small children is driving Disick ballistic, insiders report … According to a source close to the family, Scott acknowledges Kourtney is free to date who she wants, but as far as the kids go? He apparently issued an ultimatum to his longtime partner to keep Mason, Penelope and Reign away from that douche at all costs. Otherwise, there will be hell to pay from the vengeful Lord. “Scott isn’t upset that [she and Justin] have been hooking up, he’s actually really embarrassed for Kourt,” says a Disick insider. “Scott is definitely embarrassed [but] he knows he can’t control her and if that’s what she wants to do he can’t stop her.” “He’s told Kourtney and mutual friends of Justin’s that [Bieber] needs to make sure he keeps his distance from his kids.” “If he crosses that line, Scott will come after him.” Obviously Scott is not happy about Justin and Kourtney and that comes as no surprise – who would be happy? – but wow. Is this all Kourtney’s revenge ? Does she just like the attention of a man (boy?) for once? Does she somehow find Justin attractive? Maybe it’s a combination of all of those things, but regardless, it would be easy to envision Scott flipping the f–k out over it. Not the case, as long as there are boundaries. To his credit, Scott’s actually being pretty mature about all this given that Bieber taunted Disick about banging her on Instagram. By keeping the focus on the kids, ironically, he’s showing signs of becoming the stable father figure Kourt always wanted. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 21 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
Scott Disick is keenly aware that Justin Bieber is (somehow) getting it on with Kourtney Kardashian, but it’s the kid factor that kills him. The notion of the 21-year-old pop singer playing surrogate father to his three small children is driving Disick ballistic, insiders report … According to a source close to the family, Scott acknowledges Kourtney is free to date who she wants, but as far as the kids go? He apparently issued an ultimatum to his longtime partner to keep Mason, Penelope and Reign away from that douche at all costs. Otherwise, there will be hell to pay from the vengeful Lord. “Scott isn’t upset that [she and Justin] have been hooking up, he’s actually really embarrassed for Kourt,” says a Disick insider. “Scott is definitely embarrassed [but] he knows he can’t control her and if that’s what she wants to do he can’t stop her.” “He’s told Kourtney and mutual friends of Justin’s that [Bieber] needs to make sure he keeps his distance from his kids.” “If he crosses that line, Scott will come after him.” Obviously Scott is not happy about Justin and Kourtney and that comes as no surprise – who would be happy? – but wow. Is this all Kourtney’s revenge ? Does she just like the attention of a man (boy?) for once? Does she somehow find Justin attractive? Maybe it’s a combination of all of those things, but regardless, it would be easy to envision Scott flipping the f–k out over it. Not the case, as long as there are boundaries. To his credit, Scott’s actually being pretty mature about all this given that Bieber taunted Disick about banging her on Instagram. By keeping the focus on the kids, ironically, he’s showing signs of becoming the stable father figure Kourt always wanted. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 21 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
After four consecutive weeks of The Voice results that culled the field down from 12 to just four, it’s was all on the line last night. Of the four singers who’ve made it this far, each of them achieved amazing things to do that, but only one will be named … THE VOICE. Who will it be? Team Adam’s Jordan Smith kicked things off with a rendition of “Climb Every Mountain” from The Sound of Music, showing off his range. Up next was Team Blake’s Emily Ann Roberts, delivering her take on “Blue Christmas” and playing to her understated but lovely strengths. Team Blake’s other competitor, Barrett Baber, went for the throwback on Glen Campbell’s “Rhinestone Cowboy” with his coach, Shelton. Team Gwen’s Jeffrey Austin sang “O Holy Night” in an arrangement that really allowed him to show off his abilities and make it unique. Levine and Smith teamed up for a duet of “God Only Knows,” an interesting option for the two of them, who seem suited for pop songs. Then it was Baber’s turn to go solo, and with “Die a Happy Man,” he made it count, connecting with the song and his audience nicely. Roberts and Shelton performed a duet of Dolly Parton’s “Islands In the Stream,” and their harmonies proved to be a terrific fit all around. Austin’s next pick was “Stay” by Sugarland, the kind of song that, again, allowed him to do what he does best and sneak up on people. Baber, for his Christmas song, went with the classic “Silent Night,” but put some of his country twist on it, improving as he went along. Austin then sang a duet of “Leather and Lace” with coach Stefani, perhaps delivering the evening’s most memorable performances overall. Smith sang “Mary Did You Know” for his Christmas song, and wow. He made the last-minute switch to this one and it paid off in spades. Closing out the night, Roberts sang “Burning House” by Cam, a contemporary country song that ended up rewarding her for the risk. And there you have it folks. Tuesday night, The Voice Season 9 champion will be crowned. Who do you think it will – and should – be?
More details are starting to come in regarding the rumored fling between Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian. Are they hot? Yes. Are they heavy? You know it! According to People Magazine (yet another reputable source), the artist and the reality star spent Friday night together at The Nice Guy in West Hollywood, where Bieber performed a pair of songs… … and where the stars allegedly could not keep their hands to themselves. ” He and Kourtney were nearly inseparable – smoking on the patio together and were super touchy feely,” an anonymous witness tells the publication. Following this stop, Justin and Kourtney continued on to an establishment called the Blind Dragon, with the insider saying Kardashian left around 12:45 a.m. and Bieber departed about 45 minutes later. However, a previous report claims that Kardashian was seen leaving the Montage Beverly Hills Hotel around 4 a.m. that same night/morning, someplace where Bieber often stays when in town. There’s been chatter for several weeks that Bieber and Kardashian were getting quite close. But just how close became evident over the weekend after multiple outlets confirmed they are having fun and hooking up. Bieber has known the Kardashians for a long time and even hung out with Kourtney’s son Mason back in May. He shared a photo on Instagram Sunday evening that appeared to be a reference to Scott Disick: it depicted him standing over a woman, simulating sex with her on his car hood, and it included a simple two-word caption: Lord knows. Disick, of course, goes by the lame nickname of “Lord.” Meanwhile, a THG investigation reveals that a Bieber-Kardashian hook-up would not be as unexpected as you may think.
