Kristen Stewart’s sex toy is a Victoria’s Secret model named Stella Maxwell…who was a legit a tall, thin, weird androgynous model…in the hipster scene…who grew out her hair…and put on a push up bra…and became some hot thing…that Victoria’s Secret team bought into because she was leaching on Barbara Palvin to get Victoria’s Secret, because she was originally known as Barbara Palvin’s friend, banged Miley Cyrus, black widowed Barbara Palvin and basically stole her life, her job, her pay….before moving onto Kristen Stewart some other broken girl…that Stella Maxwell will manipulate into her demon tactics… These are some of her social media pics….she’s hot. The post Kristen Stewart’s Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess Stella Maxwell must still be dating Kristen Stewart , because I’ve noticed that her photoshoots have started to become a lot less “Victoria’s Secret model hot” and a lot more “art student model hot.” But hey, as long as she keeps posing totally naked like this, I can’t really complain. So enjoy this shoot Stella did for Vogue Brazil and let’s hope this whole “wearing clothing” thing is just a phase. » view all 11 photos
Olivia Munn is such a scammer…she’s got this self promotion thing all figured out…she started from the bottom, scammed her way as the hot enough chick in a nerd show, only to become the hot enough chick in the nerd movies, that happen to be billion dollar grossing movies…it’s a WHAT THE FUCK…maybe she follows THE SECRET or maybe the secret is to find the rich nerds who are still the nerds she was marketing herself to…but that made it…because that’s what happens to some nerds do…the ones who don’t sit inside jerking off to Olivia Munn all day, but rather the ones who invent some science or tech shit and end up on the cover of FORBES…because not all nerds live with their moms scared of the world…some are socially awkward in a way that allows them to ZUCKERBERG the shit and control the information of the world…and those are the nerds she fucks with..because that’s how VAPID hollywood sluts work…and here she is…posting bikini selfies for attention because she gets it. The post Olivia Munn in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here is Lindsey Vonn cropping her face out of her bikini selfie because she knows that her fit athlete body is more magical when her aging face doesn’t get in the fucking way of things…and I like staring at her crotch as her one piece jacks up in what looks like a barbie doll mound, no camel toe, it must be her fit as fuck pelvic floor, from all that squeezing her pussy together that we all know is hardly a EMPTY Holeless mound, because she only fucks black dudes…they hit the SPOT…. She is USA, she is the AMmerican Dream…and this is her body. The post Team USA Lindsey Vonn in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kristen Stewart’s lesbian ass is about as eventful as her lesbianism…because this girl…no matter what she does…is fucking dull as hell…so like all dick hating lesbians before her…I don’t really see anything hot about this… I can’t imagine her sex with Stella Maxwell to be anything but anti-climatic, even though Stella Maxwell is a manipulative twat trying to fuck her way to the top by trapping easy to influence confused celebrities into her bedroom on some Anne Heche shit…that works for her because if you date an A-Lister….your day rate as a model goes up..smart moves.. You know there’s probably some pussy eating, but it’s probably more about complaining about life, and fame, and sexuality, because I’ve never met a lesbian who doesn’t fucking complain all day….so angry…and here’s her angry ass in some outfit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kristen Stewart’s Ass Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In very important Lesbian news. Stella Maxwell , the Victoria’s Secret and lesbian for hire, to live out all the lesbian fantasies, for A-listers who want to experience eating pussy, as that is a huge part of how she got to this level of success…was seen out with Kristen Stewart her new lesbian lover, after banging through a bunch of other people, because that’s good for business, and good for the lebsian celebrities who want some Anne Heche hotness instead of some Rosie O’Donnell reality of being a lesbian…so that they can be all cute and shit….in shorts….despite not taking cock the way a woman should… I blame overpopulation and our species internal dialog to no reproduce for all that is going on, vapid vain weirdos, same sex fuckers, women in the work force instead of the delivery room…and I am all for it… I am just bummed this isn’t the lesbian sex tape, you see I never liked Kristen Stewart or her broken soul and bad acting, but when she’s the ugly lesbian in the relationship with the opportunist model, I think she’s great….perfect really…because I know lesbians, most hate me, and all are monsters… Let’s keep same sex girl on girl love like this Hollywood version, fetishisized version on girl on girl…seriously… TO SEE KRISTEN STEWART NUDE IN SOME MOVIE CALLED PERSONAL SHOPPER CLICK HERE The post Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart – Lesbian Couple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People are semi excited by lesbian Kristen Stewart’s openly being a lesbian…fucking hotter bitches than we are – but mainly they are excited by her lesbian haircut…all militant and ready to go out there and protest men…ripping dicks off everyone that comes there way…because she’s got some deep rooted issues that have made her hate men… She’s a lesbian – we get it – but she really wants to drive the point home – because she’s an actress and is playing the part. I am more interested in her tits in her movie Personal Shopper that I guess is part of her identity crisis, self discovery, proving she’s more than just a bad actress who cashed out in Twilight…but that she’s also some small delicate tits… To See The Rest of the Clicks CLICK HERE The post Kristen Stewart Lesbian Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I probably should have posted this alongside the Kristen Stewart post titty post earlier today – because she is a famewhore lesbian or bisexual model who fucks her way to the top…trying to get as many media hits as possible to allow her to exist..and exist she does…the weird looking hipster girl who has somehow become hot…and booked by Victoria’s Secret…weird… I figure her spread legs for leaving fashion week is both relevant to how she got her career…and what she’s about to be doing for sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid… Stella Maxwell was also in a tight dress… And Stella Maxwell….on the runway with underboob…. To see Stella Maxwell Underboob for Fashion Week of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Stella Maxwell Spread Legged for Fashion appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
