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These people are actors and thus you shouldn’t care about their lives. They are just pawns who get paid a lot of money from executives to play out storie that our pathetic lives can relate to….but people always carry it over to the person behind the character they like on TV or in the movie, and instead of relating to a broken down stripper than character plays, they start relating to the broken down actor who was probably molested by her father but more importantly probably sucked a lot of dick to get to the height of fame she is at, with her questionable looks and talent. The reality is that there are billions of dollars at stake in every movie she does, the Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart relationship….contrived to make Twilight more believable…fake couples happen….it was up on some Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, pretty much every celebrity relationship level of authenticity and anyone who thinks otherwise is just drinking the fucking marketing Kool Aid….and is a depressiing fucking loser. Even these picture are probably to sell tickets to Snow White, or whatever the movie they met on, and the truth is unless it is an actual sex tape, who fucking cares what is being put in her vagina, who fucking cares about scandals involving these people, real or fake…who cares about Kristen Stewart and her ugly fucking face….oh right….72 percent of AMerica. What a fucking joke. This is probably more important and a bigger conversation today than any other subject…this is the story of the day…Kristen Steward cheated on Robert Pattison even though we have no idea what the dynamic of her relationship with Robert Pattison or this Director of one of her movies is….especially since they are all fucking actors trying to get people into the movies…. and caring about such nonsesne fucking depresses me. We are all fucking doomed…. Remember everyone….people fuck or at least try to….everyday….only to be rejected by all the hot ones and forced to marry an obese one so that I am never alone….and now have to pay for sex that gets me off….at least some people…
Typically, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are fighting off rumors about a baby or an engagement. The latter recently came out and said the couple isn’t getting married any time soon. But the Twilight Saga co-stars have a very different story to try and deny now: multiple outlets report Kristen cheated on Rob with Rupert Sanders , the director of Snow White and the Huntsman . According to the latest issue of Us Weekly, Stewart and Sanders – who is married with two children – were actually caught in the act by photographers. “It seemed like they couldn’t get enough,” a witness tells the tabloid of the make out session. Why can’t this be dismissed as just another ridiculous Robsten rumor? Because more respectable sources People and E! News have also confirmed the affair. The former says it was just a one-time fling. “Kristen is absolutely devastated,” an insider says to People . “It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment.”
In bombshell news this week, Kristen Stewart is accused of having an affair with Rupert Sanders . This report – corroborated by People, E! News and Us Weekly – raises many questions about the future of Stewart’s relationship with Robert Pattinson, along with the pressing inquiry of: Who the heck is Rupert Sanders?
There’s nothing sexier than a hottie playing golf… I’m just kidding, but I’ve got these shots of Kristen Stewart hitting the links over the weekend so we’re doing this. I’m no golf expert, I just like getting drunk in the sun and driving the carts, but I’m pretty sure this outfit isn’t regulation attire. Those shorts are way too far above the knee, that’s a no-no, ask any old lady. What’s with those stupid looking shoe socks thingies? Those are for climbing trees or letting people know you’re a complete douchebag.
Kristen Stewart. Robert Pattinson . Animal sex. Do we have your attention? At Comic-Con last week, Stewart addressed the lovemaking she and her real-life boyfriend do on screen in Breaking Dawn Part 2 , comparing it to the hot honeymoon action between Bella and Edward in the first film. “The ratings, man! [It’s] a tricky thing … because we’re supposed to have mind-boggling, otherworldly … sex,” Stewart said. “In the first one, ‘Breaking Dawn 1,’ we really … this is weird … tried to keep the first one sweet. It’s about self-discovery. Nothing about this series is raunchy. And I know that. … But in the second one, we just wanted to be animals.” Alas, there’s only so much skin and so many sounds you can make while keeping the flick PG-13. Sorry, Twihards.
Kristen Stewart. Robert Pattinson . Animal sex. Do we have your attention? At Comic-Con last week, Stewart addressed the lovemaking she and her real-life boyfriend do on screen in Breaking Dawn Part 2 , comparing it to the hot honeymoon action between Bella and Edward in the first film. “The ratings, man! [It’s] a tricky thing … because we’re supposed to have mind-boggling, otherworldly … sex,” Stewart said. “In the first one, ‘Breaking Dawn 1,’ we really … this is weird … tried to keep the first one sweet. It’s about self-discovery. Nothing about this series is raunchy. And I know that. … But in the second one, we just wanted to be animals.” Alas, there’s only so much skin and so many sounds you can make while keeping the flick PG-13. Sorry, Twihards.
Instant gratification online isn’t so instant, as it turns out. It comes in stages. First, we heard the news that Kristen Stewart would be doing her first onscreen nude scene in On the Road (2012). Then, viewers at the Cannes Film Festival confirmed it. Then, some shitty cell phone pics from a French cinema-goer hit the ‘net. Now we have some slightly clearer (now you can at least make out facial expressions) screenshots from a Swedish TV show that played the nude clip. And one day, one sweet, sweet day, we’ll be ogling those orbs in crystal-clear HD…unless she pulls a JenAn on us, that is. We want to love you, Kristen. Don’t be like JenAn. See more screen shots of Kristen Stewart nude in On the Road after the jump!
I don’t know how I feel about these Vanessa Hudgens going to the gym in gym clothes pics….because they fall into the category of girls who are going to the gym cuz they need to be at the gym cuz if they weren’t at the gym they’d just being getting fatter than they already are….you know put her in some loose fitting jogging pants until the working out starts to pay off…. That’s not to say Vanessa Hudgens is an official Pudgens….I mean she’s obviously not obese….she does bikini movies and shit… It is to say that she’s got a pretty shitty ass, even in pants that normally make shitty asses worth starting at by grabbing all the shitty parts of the ass, and squeezing them into an ass that looks like you can chip your tooth on…. It is to say that she needs to be at the gym….like she needed to be at the waxer prior to her underage nude pics years ago… It is to say that I’d still do her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS GO
Brooke Burke is another Fan of Drunkenstepfather who has blocked me on twitter because she doesn’t like being called a washed up party slut who is only famous for being a set of fake tits in a bikini and who is now famous for being the bitch who had 8 kids and manages to maintain a 6-pack and look awesome, which is probably not quite the same praise her vagina gets everytime she ets naked, but still a fucking accomplishment and something worth celebrating, because one of the things I hate in life is moms blaming their fat guts on pregnancy and not on laziness or bad diet….cuz too many bitches with kids manage to stay hot and the rest of you dumps are liars ruining everyone’s lives…. Either way, she’s in Miami in a bikini, looking good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK