Blondes do NOT have all the fun. Or, at least, we do not have all the fun staring at these celebrities who dyed their hair blonde at some point in their lives. Click around and see if you agree that these stars should remain in the dark… forever. 1. Anne Hathaway What was Anne Hathaway thinking? You’ve won an Oscar, woman! Step away from the bleach! 2. Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham rocked the blonde bob for quite a while, but it sort of reminds us of Kate Gosselin. Her brunette look is WAY better. 3. Zooey Deschanel Not only should Zooey Deschanel forever and always have bangs, she should never, ever go blonde again. This just isn’t right. 4. Emma Stone While it’s true that Emma Stone can basically do no wrong, we much prefer her redheaded look to the platinum one she’s sporting here. 5. Jennifer Love Hewitt WHOA! Jennifer Love Hewitt, just so no to blonde! That brunette look really highlights your best features! 6. Jessica Biel Jessica Biel went blonde in 2008. But then she met and married Justin Timberlake and now she’s a brunette again. There’s only room for one blonde in that marriage. View Slideshow
Kristen Stewart is a lesbian…and Photo number 6 – if you take the time to cruise through these pics..which I don’t think you should since she looks like a dyke. Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, because women can’t escape their gender roles, no matter how thick their beards are, or how big her construction boots are at Home Depot… it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, it’s not a weapon or the patriarchy or that guy who raped you…it could be your friend, maybe if I rub week old tuna on it? Will that help our friendship blossom? Well, she is a dyke…so I guess this fashion shoot makes sense…spread em…Twilight. The post Kristen Stewart Lesbian Stance for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
To celebrate the release of ‘Blue & Lonesome,’ the Rolling Stones released a music video for their cover of ‘Ride ‘Em On Down’ featuring Kristen Stewart and her best ‘Gone in 60 Seconds’ impression.
Kristen Stewart and Annie Clark, a.k.a. St. Vincent, stepped out for the first time as a couple on the red carpet of a fashion event at Chateau Marmont on October 26.
Kristen Stewart has moved on from her former assistant Alicia Cargile again. No, like, again -again. This time, it’s reported that she’s dating Cara Delevingne’s super hot ex-girlfriend, American musician St. Vincent. Yeah, we’d be pretty happy, too, since St. Vincent is the on-fire kinda gorgeous that curls our toes. Us Weekly reports that the couple is pretty new, and only went public last week. After Stewart brought St. Vincent to the premiere of her new movie, “Certain Women,” the two have reportedly been inseparable. “It’s been very romantic,” the source reveals . “Kristen is always whispering closely in her ear and asking her opinion.” Her opinion on what, we’re not sure, but surely it’s got something to do with tips on how to avoid washing your hair, or showing too many teeth when you smile. Though Stewart publicly confirmed that she and ex-girlfriend Cargile had fallen into their old pattern of boning (can they bone? Is there a way to do that?), she never released a statement saying that they’d broken up. Previously, Kristen praised the relationship and said, “Right now, I’m just really in love with my girlfriend.” “We’ve broken up a couple of times and gotten back together, and this time I was like, ‘Finally, I can feel again,” she positively mooned. Apparently the thrill — or at least the feeling — is gone. Again. ( Again -again.) Prior to that, Stewart dated SoKo, the French … whatever she was. By all accounts, the relationship between SoKo and Kristen was a weird one, and SoKo — real name Stéphanie Sokolinksi — appeared to be way more into it than Stewart ever was. So into Stewart, that it looked like the relationship ended because of Kristen’s cheating history. SoKo outright accused Kristen of cheating — a thing Stewart’s made a habit out of, apparently — in a deleted Twitter rant that simply said, “CHEATER. F—king CHEATER.” Surely she couldn’t have been terribly surprised, as Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with buck-toothed director, Rupert Sanders. As for her new relationship with the gorgeous St. Vincent, this one’s gotta be The One, right? At least for awhile, anyway. Honestly, what could they possibly fight over? Who has the better legs? Who’s more beautiful? More angsty? ‘Cause it’s a toss-up — nobody’s ever gonna win that kind of argument with these two together.
Kristen Stewart is a Lesbian in a see through outfit….for the New Your Times…because she’s a major celebrity which is absurd because if you’ve ever seen anything she’s in – she can’t act. But she was in Twilight and that was a huge movie in the decline of Hollywood..before the official decline of Hollywood…who had a staged hetero relationship with her costar for marketing and to perpetuate her lie and now…she’s the leader of lesbians…because that’s how flimsy these idiots are…but the nice thing is since she’s become a lesbian she’s started to look more like a girl – because we like our lesbians lipstick The post Kristen Stewart in a See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
