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Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Kristin Cavallari vs. Sophie Monk

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This will be a close match. Sophie has sweet chesticles and blow fish lips and Kristin Cavallari has a tight booty and smells like daisies. Well at least I think she does! Anyway, make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 7 Contestants Kristin Cavallari Sophie Monk Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

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Kristin Cavallari Glass Bikini picture

Posted on July 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“This is the first time I have ever walked a runway in a bathing suit,” Kristin Cavallari tells us. “The glass sort of cut into my skin, and I was really nervous.” The former Hills star knocked them dead when she walked down the runway in a beautiful cobalt blue, one shoulder bikini made with glass. Designed by Diesel and inspired by SKYY Vodka’s iconic blue glass bottle. Even California beach babes get the jitters about being photographed in a bikini, it seems! After hitting the Diesel ru

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Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

Posted on June 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A valuable lesson I’ve learned in life is that tits are always useful…even if the bitch they are attached to is useless, annoying, talentless, a hack, a crackwhore, or dead…both career-wise and physically, just not too dead, cuz then tits just become gross, if you ask any necrophiliac he’ll tell you the soaking her in warm water doesn’t work forever… I don’t know where I’m going with that, I guess Kristin Cavallari just makes me morbid, inspires me to think of graveyards, morgues, the final curtain and all that bullshit, cuz I can’t imagine her ever coming back and making anything of herself…It’s like Michael Jackson once said before he died….”this is it”…..cuz I feel quoting Michael Jackson always works cuz he just has so many words that represents what I’m thinking, “I’m Bad…Thriller”….what the fuck am I doing…oh right…staring at Kristin Cavallari’s unemployed but more importantly unemployable tits…that are gonna lose their shit eventually, craving that fame they once had doing bad fake reality shows….Wonder how this is gonna pan out….

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Kristin Cavallari’s Amazing Face of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figured that when this bitch’s show got cancelled, she’d finally throw in the fucking towel and produce sex tapes…or pretty much anything semi-erotic. For those of you who don’t know or care, she was the bitch from a show called Laguna Beach, it was the show that was chapter 1 of The Hills…it was what made this bitch a “Celebrity” and I use that world loosely, and she had the balls to refuse to continue on The Hills cuz she had an ego and decided she could make it as an actor, a legit actor…the crossover everyone in Reality has been able to make successfully….only to realize a few years later that she needed money and that no one took her seriously…and that she was the bitch on a show far less significant than the one she refused to be the star of….So she had to beg MTV to let her back on, only for the shit to get cancelled her first year back…making you think she’s either the Yoko Ono that ends a horrible thing…a hero to the world or maybe that she’s the useless twat capable of bringing down an already useless as fuck show cuz she’s just that useless… But I see the good in everything, and I firmly believe there’s nothing useless about ANY girl…pretty much cuz she’s got the required holes to be a real talent and success in porn. Leading to the conclusion, that she should turn to porn, cuz I think it’d be a place where she could really fucking shine…at least a place I’d like to watch her shine….with semen and vagina juice…cuz really they’re all fucking whores to me.

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Kristin Cavallari Works It

Posted on April 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s something about a chick pulling up her tube top dress that I find very attractive. I think it’s the fact that if she let it go for two more minutes her breasts would be exposed. Here’s Kristin Cavallari doing a little adjusting while walking through the parking lot. I’m going to go ahead and assume that she was driving around with her breasts hanging out and only took the time to fix her dress when she got out of the car. I think that’s about right.

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Kristin Cavallari Takes A Sexy Walk

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that Kristin Cavallari doesn’t really do anything anymore, I’m not an idiot, but I still think the girl is hot and has got a lot of potential so I keep posting pictures of her walking around running errands and boring things like that. I don’t mean she’s got potential as an actress or anything, I’m not THAT blinded by her good looks, but I think she at least deserves a shot at something like a spread in Playboy or a party week with a Saudi Prince or the Italian Prime Minister. Keep up the good work.

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Kristin Cavallari In Yoga Pants… Again!

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate myself for doing this, but I’m lazy and haven’t been able to find any hot pictures of Kristin Cavallari in like a year and a half, so I have no choice but to post shots of her walking around in her workout gear…. Yet again. I’m so bored already. Why do I even bother with this one? I think she’s hot and all and she used to be on that show nobody remembers, but I can find hotter women at the mall. Something’s got to give princess. Doesn’t she ever get invited anywhere that might require a sexy dress? Who am I kidding?

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Ashley Greene’s Sexy Tight Jeans Need Help

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like the idea of Ashley Greene walking around in some tight jeans, but I’m not to pleased with the execution. I mean, the lower half is great, but a hooded sweater? Come on. I’m not a fashion expert, but I’ve posted a lot of pictures of some of the world’s most beautiful women and It’s my humble opinion that this thing would have gone over a hell of a lot better with say a tank top and no bra… Just a suggestion.

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