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Joanna Krupa’s Hotness Stock On The Rise

For some reason Joanna Krupa was invited to the stock exchange in Poland or somewhere like that the other day, I don’t know why she would be, but I’m glad it happened because she’s a hottie. I guess if you work in finance in Europe these days things can’t be all that great so why the hell not invited a sweet piece of ass like Joanna to spice up your dreary day? I would like to buy stock in Joanna’s future, I think her value is just going to keep going up. Obviously I’ll sell my shares before she turns forty… I’m a shrewd investor.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sexy In Spandex

Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on her way to the gym to get that sexy body of hers all hot and bothersed with some pilates or yoga or girl on girl leg wrestling. That last one’s probably not very likely to be happening, but I thought I’d add it for a sexy visual. Anyhow, she’s wearing some weird spandex leggings that only supermodels and rockstars can get away with and I like it. I love the way the sun hits her breasts just right, casting a perfectly sexy shadow. Lovely.

Demi Moore Still Hot After All These Years

I don’t normally have women this old on my site, unless they’re with their hot daughters, but I thought I should make an exception for Demi Moore because even at her advanced ages she’s still looking amazingly hot. Here she is at the 2011 A&E Television Networks Upfront Presentation …. Is that where they introduce all their crappy TV dramas that have nothing to do with Arts or Entertainment and that will be cancelled in the first week or so? I thought so. Anyhow, Demi was there and she’s hot. Good enough.

Christie Brinkley Drops Some Ancient Cleavage

I don’t know what the hell is going on with Christie Brinkley these days, but she seems to be all over the place and still looking pretty damn sexy. Maybe I’m just a little nostalgic, but I’m actually really liking it. Here she is hamming it up for the cameras looking like a classic pin up model. Isn’t she something like sixty years old now? Whatever it is she’s eating or drinking to stay looking this young, I need to get some. Not for myself, men get distinguished with age, but my girlfriend needs to stay young. more pictures of Christie Brinkley here

Ralph Magazine Bikini Models

I highly doubt any of you are reading this crap, so I’m just going to let you enjoy the show. Bikini models are my favorite. more pictures of Ralph bikini models here

Cindy Crawford And Joanna Krupa Show Off Their Puppies!

I know, I know enough with the stupid puppy jokes, but to be fair technically Cindy Crawford and Joanna Krupa really are showing off their puppies this time. Sadly not the good kind that we were all hoping for, but I’m a dog owner and I’m a sucker for hot chicks with dogs so tough luck. Besides any time you get pictures of these two hotties together, it can’t be all that bad. Now show us your puppies…. You know which ones I’m talking about. Nice try. more pictures of Cindy Crawford and Joanna Krupa here

Joanna Krupa Knows What Sexy Is

Earlier I had Olivia Munn dressed in blue trying to drop some fancy cleavage , and now I’ve got hottie Joanna Krupa showing her how it’s done. This chick just oozes sexiness so put her in a little blue tube top dress and you know it’s going to work. I’m not sure I would have paired it up with a giant army green trench coat, I would have accessorized with a hot asian chick in a bikini, but that’s just me. Next time.

Kendra Wilkinson Works It In Her Short Shorts

I’m hoping that the fact that Kendra Wilkinson finally sort of got a real job as a “celebrity” on the next season of Dancing With The Stars will bring some sweet changes to her once hot Playboy body. I’ve been disappointed in the past with these chicks going on the show and not losing any weight at all, but I think that Kendra can do it, as long as she makes it past the first week or two. Here she is on her way to or leaving rehearsal over the weekend. Don’t let me down princess.

Joanna And Marta Krupa Are Awesome

This is almost too much for me to handle, Joanna Krupa and her equally hot sister Marta Krupa getting all touchy feely with each other at some event over the weekend. Are you kidding me with this right now? I don’t think my testicles can handle this kind of thing this early in the morning. These two need their own reality show or wet t-shirt contest or something, just get them doing sexy things together, it’s a sure thing. Why would anyone watch HGTV when they can watch these two having sexy adventures together? Television genius.

Joanna Krupa Oils Herself In A Bikini

Leave it to Russian Maxim to get a hottie like Joanna Krupa nice and oiled up and in a bikini making sexy faces for us while she lounges on the rocks. That can’t be comfortable, but it sure looks sexy. I don’t know why I think only the Russians could get her to do this kind of thing, I bet a few thousand dollars would do the trick, but it makes these shots seems a little more exciting for some reason. Anyhow, that ass is spectacular.