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Mila Kunis has got to be one of the cutest women in Hollywood, not too cute that I wouldn’t do rotten things to her in the bedroom, but cute enough to take to church if I were a religious man and not hungover every Sunday morning and my grandmother forced me to go because she’s proud of me and wants to show me off to her blue haired friends. Anyhow, here she is at some Vera Wang event looking absolutely stunning as usual. I want to impregnate her, or at least try to impregnate her, I’m pretty sure I’m shooting blanks.