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Nena Ristic Is One Hot Nobody

I don’t know enough about this Nena Ristic hottie to really share anything substantial with you, I’m guessing she’s some sort of model – average women don’t walk around looking like this – but she’s wearing a very small bikini down in Miami and I love her for it. I’m assuming there’s a fat rich old dude, probably wearing a speedo, lurking somewhere in the background. There always is with these unknown hotties. I need to make better investments.

Molly Sims’ Leather Booty Needs Work

Personally I love a woman in leather pants, maybe because it reminds me of my mother, but if you’re going to do it you need to do it right. They need to be black and skin tight to make it work properly. Here’s Molly Sims wearing a somewhat unflattering pair of loose fitting leather pants while doing an interview yesterday. I’m kind of torn with these shots, I know she’s a hottie and that she doesn’t have a sloppy booty, but that one shot just isn’t doing it for me. Tighten those things up before your booty starts to look like a garbage bag full of sand. Please. more pictures of Molly Sims here

Mila Kunis Shows A Lot Of Skin In GQ

I had to post this for you guys before I finished off the day. Here’s Mila Kunis looking drop dead sexy in the pages of GQ magazine. You’re welcome. Honestly, can it get any better than shots of Mila sipping a frappuccino in her underwear and a see through top? I’ve never wanted to be a giant inflatable rubber ducky more in my life than I do right now. Lucky son of a bitch!!!

Jennifer Metcalfe’s Hotness Drives Me Nuts

For those of you who don’t know who this Jennifer Metcalfe hottie is, she’s an actress on some British soap opera called Hollyoaks . At least that’s according to all the research I’ve done looking at this cover picture of Nuts magazine. I don’t think it’s all that important who she is, what matters is what she’s wearing and the effect it’s having on my genitals. The girl just looks amazing in a bikini and the folks over at Nuts seem to have a real knack at catching that on film. Well done.

Mila Kunis Give Me Sexy Dirty Looks

Here’s Mila Kunis at some Hollywood Reporter party last night looking sexy in her little red dress. I love her bitchy looks, it’s hot and a little scary at the same time. I’m not saying that she’s actually a bitch, although that kid from Home Alone might disagree, but I feel like I’m being scolded for not putting the toilet seat down or sleeping with her sister that one time. I love it.

Mila Kunis Give Me Sexy Dirty Looks

Here’s Mila Kunis at some Hollywood Reporter party last night looking sexy in her little red dress. I love her bitchy looks, it’s hot and a little scary at the same time. I’m not saying that she’s actually a bitch, although that kid from Home Alone might disagree, but I feel like I’m being scolded for not putting the toilet seat down or sleeping with her sister that one time. I love it.

Mila Kunis Is Just Sexy

Milas Kunis is just hot, it’s just that simple. Here she is arriving at some award show last night, that nobody seems to know anything about, looking cuter than kittens falling asleep. I love this girl, I could see myself spending some serious quality time with her over the holidays. We can watch Property Virgins on HGTV together all snuggled up on the couch with a bottle of wine. Perfect. I’ll be wearing a nice pair of jeans and my favorite Christmas sweater and she’ll be naked of course. Call me.

Mila Kunis’ Perky Hidden Little Chesticles

Here’s Mila Kunis hard at work somewhere filming some sort of crappy romantic comedy with Justin Timberlake. That’s pretty much all I’ve got for you, nothing scandalous, no sideboob or underboob or any other kind of boob for that matter. Unless you’re into completely covered up boobs, which I’m not, at least not normally, but seeing as it’s Mila and she’s just too damn cute I thought I’d post her perky little hidden boobies anyway. You owe me one princess.

Mila Kunis Is Too Damn Cute

Here’s Mila Kunis killing time under an umbrella on the set of some project she’s working on. I somehow doubt it’s a story about a young woman trying to find herself with a series of lesbo-erotic encounters, but I’m not giving up hope just yet. Anyhow, she’s just too damn cute, I want to take her home and squeeze her…. Forever. That was creepy. The good news is that her jeans look like they’re painted on…. I have some moist towelettes handy if she wants me to help her wash them off. more pictures of Mila Kunis here

Mila Kunis Is Still Super Cute

It’s nice to see that Mila Kunis is at least trying to get back on the sexy train, here she is at the premiere of ‘The Book Of Eli’ last night in her sexy black dress. The girl is hot, but I really think she needs to dump the Home Alone kid and shack up with a nice celebrity blogger if she wants to get back in the spotlight. The internet is the future and I’m right on the front lines

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Mila Kunis Is Still Super Cute