Khloe Kardashian Flaunts Cakes And New Boo On Instagram Khloe Kardashian may be trying to get Lamar Odom riled up. After alleging her estranged husband ambushed her outside he gym the other day, she posted the following photo on Instagram. In the picture she flaunts her purchased cakes and her new fling James Harden in the background. “LA face with an Oakland booty.” What do you guys think? Is Khloe’s booty more Oakland or Calabasas chop shop?
Kylie Jenner Enjoys Drinks With Older Boyfriend Tyga In Mexico Ahhhh Mexico… Where it’s legal for newly 18-year-old Kylie Jenner to drink alongside her 25-year-old boyfriend. If you had to guess what’s in her cup would you put your money on tequila or dirty Sprite being her drink of choice? Hit the flip for more shots from Kylie’s 18th birthday getaway to Mexico FameFlynetPictures
Kylie Jenner is 18, freshly turned 18, she was 17 this time last week, and whether her body is fake from surgery, fake from photoshop or facetune, jacked up by weird body conditioning or fitness, and/or hormones in the food….like how does a white girl with a white mother and a white father have a booty like her Armenian and Black sisters…unless her mother strayed which would be so hard to believe considering she’s a whore and the dad is a fucking woman…and whores love cock…and dudes who dress like women…are just confusing… That said, whatever is going on here, hormones, hormones in the food, artificial enhancements, etc….it is safe to say…at freshly turned 18…yet already damaged by big black cock…Kylie is at her prime and it’s only downhill from here… And like so many abused girls who hit puberty at a young age before her, she’ll be fat as fuck soon enough, while still rocking her tranny man face, when the rest of her grows into her ass…ass that is the biggest news of the week…reminding me how depressing the news actually is… The post Kylie Jenner is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beyonce terrifies me… We’ve given her too much money, too much fame, too much power. She thinks she’s still relevant…people think she’s still relevant…and she keeps on doing media, and sexualizing herself, despite being old, tired, and a mom…There is no aging gracefully and bowing out, because once in the game, and accepted by they gays for your level of fabulous, like Cher and Madonna – you just keep on fucking polluting the world with your nonsense…well into your 70s…because you can afford to do this for free…now that you have more money than god…but more importantly, you don’t have to do it for free…as idiots still throw money at you… Beyonce…is the devils work The post Beyonce in Vogue’s September Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance…. I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t… But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet…. The post Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach is the model that Leonardo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because it makes the world think he’s not gay… Kelly Rohrbach is well aware of this being a great PR strategy for her “modeling” career, that stamp of approval that will lead to more work, or even more rich and famous dudes, who want the pussy Leo theoretically fucked, because it’s a status thing, even though the last thing I’d want to touch is the pussy that Leo fucked, I mean if I was rich, not because I know she’s a gold digging fame whore, all girls are…or because she’s probably got an STD, as everyone’s got fucking STDs especially Hollywood, not that he’s ever fucked her… But because if you’re rich you can get new pussy…fresh pussy…hotter pussy… While as a broke, fat, married, mexican, old, Canadian…I figure – I fuck anything that comes my way, and none of it looks quite like this Kelly Rohrbach, but if it did, I’d be down even if I knew she was just a hooker, sure it’s an A-List hooker but still a hooker…in a world where everyone is a hooker… The post Leonardo DiCaprio’s Vagina in Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner is on some rich person Birthday tour, because it’s marketable and the family can monetize it, so drag it out as hard as you can, or as hard as black dude drags out her pussy, a pussy that in some of the pics look like it’s been banged the fuck out, as it dangles there despite the wet, tight bathing suit, something we can discuss now that she’s 18….at least that’s what the family claims, but her body and face looks like it’s pushing 40 and belongs in ghetto Miami hip hop videos.. Kylie Jenner is absolutely not interesting, but the hip hop world eats her up, like she eats up Tyga’s cum dripping down her whore leg.. It’s not her fault, it’s family tradition…they’ve scammed the world, mastered self promotion, this is just part of that bullshit….fuckers…with so many tranny faces…polluting our fucking lives… All this to say, bitch has been 18 for long enough to have filmed and released porn videos, something she looks like she’d be good at, where the fuck are they, why haven’t they been released yet.. Useless trash…but she’s in a bikini…so look…this is her at her best…because it’s all down hill from 18….just ask any bitch you know who isn’t 18…except the ones who were fat at 18 and got fit, those people don’t count… She’s pretty pumped on it – she even posted to her instagram: And here and her sister are together – don’t let a bikini opportunity go to waste…. Oh and there’s a TYGA PDA… The post Kylie Jenner 18th Birthday Bikini Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tyga And Kris Jenner Fight Over Reality TV Reveal Of Relationship With Kylie Welp, the time has come . No pun intended… Via RadarOnline Keeping up with the Kardashians reality star Kylie Jenner‘s worst kept secret is about to be exposed! According to a source close to the family, now that she is 18 she and boyfriend Tyga are ready to go public in a big way, and momager Kris Jenner wants to be the one to break it! After months of coy hints, “Kylie and Tyga are deciding on where and when to officially confirm that they are actually together,” a Kardashian insider tells Radar exclusively. “Tyga wants to do it on his show Kingin’ With Tyga because the ratings are not doing so great,” says the source. “But Kris has other ideas in mind. She wants to confirm their relationship by making it an entire episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians.” Gotta think MTV2 would LOVE to have a piece of THIS action. The source tells Radar, “Kris has never really had an episode yet that focuses primarily on Kylie, but that is all about to change because she knows now how there are so many fans that only care about what is going on with Kylie now.” “The producers for KUWTK want to spin the episode into a ‘friends become lovers’ sort of thing even though they know that people already believe that Kylie and Tyga were together all along,” the insider says. Images via WENN/Splash/AKM-GSI/FameflyNet
Kylie’s 18th Birthday Breaks The Internet After months of shameless anticipation, surgically-enhanced KardashBot Kylie Jenner finally turned 18 in one of the shadiest (and creepiest) pop culture moments, maybe ever. Hit the flip for the best (and funniest) reactions to Kylie’s creepily anticipated birthday.
Yesterday, we reported that Rob Kardashian skipped Kylie Jenner’s birthday celebration and has reportedly cut all ties with his concerned family. Rob is back on Instagram these days, but he didn’t even uphold the Kardashian tradition of giving his sibling a b-day shout-out on social media. Instead, Rob paid tribute to legendary actor and philanthropist Paul Newman, for reasons that we’re guessing he doesn’t quite remember: It was a nice gesture and all, but it was neither Newman’s birthday, nor the anniversary of his death, so the whole thing seems a bit random. Given everything that we’ve heard about Rob’s partying habits , we’re guessing the 28-year-old was treating his cottonmouth with some refreshing Newman’s Own lemonade when he decided to honor the memory of Cool Hand Luke. It’s Rob’s first post in over a week, and he captioned it simply, “RIP.” Now, we (semi) jokingly suggested that Rob was drunk or high when he posted the pic, but considering the fact that Newman was as well known for his charity work as for his acting, it’s possible that Rob is once again using his IG page to subtly criticize his own family. It’s hard not to think that the man is sending a message when he mourns the loss of one of Hollywood’s greatest humanitarians on the same day that his 18-year-old sister received a quarter-million dollar Ferrari as a birthday present. Of course, moments later, Rob posted a pic of Colin Farrell in Miami Vice, so maybe he’s just planning on getting into acting. We’re gonna stick with our original theory that Rob was baked out of his gourd and decided that Butch Cassidy seemed like a chill dude.
