What a fucking joke, all these girls posting stupid, slutyt content of themselves, like some kind of boudoir bullshit, or 90s playboy jerk off VHS, all badly shot, badly lit, but half naked and featuring flamingos so why not put it out there…. There is not story, there is no content, there’s just a mutant chick with her mutant body not even riding a bike, just standing there as the camera pans her freakish ethnically ambiguous body and people get excited over this shit? I realize she never stood a chance with her porn sister, being the baby of the family, delusional and weird…out to fend for herself amongst all the narcissists in her circle…but do something remotely worthy of watching bitch…I mean do fucking porn if this glamour model nonsense is the angle she’s taking..kids are just too fucking stupid and ADD to grasp that there are better ways to capitalize on a willingness to get naked or half naked…if this is what they consider art…the rich remain totally fucking clueless and lost in all their money…it’s too bad…you know there was potential for her to break free and do good – instead she does this…dumbness. The post Kylie Jenner Clickbait Social Media Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As we've said before, Kylie Jenner's new show, Life of Kylie, is pretty much the dumbest show in the history of television. It's so dumb that you can actually kind of feel your brain cells dying off while watching it. And it hurts. It's not that we really have anything against Kylie — with her sizzling selfies and her never-ending circus of drama, not to mention all the fun we have speculating on her plastic surgery , we actually love her. But the kind of things she chooses to film for the show, it's just … it's hard to watch. For example, remember when she cried about how hard her life is because people say things about the selfies she chooses to put on the internet? Or when she cried about how she was too busy being rich and famous to go to prom ? Or when she cried about how everyone copied her in having fun hair colors? Life of Kylie basically seems to be comprised of different scenes of Kylie complaining about various things, and it's just not the kind of drama we were hoping for. And, in a new sneak peek for this week's episode, the girl is just proving us right. In the clip, Kylie and a couple of her friends visit the butterfly exhibit at the London Zoo … which is an odd choice, considering that Kylie is sincerely terrified of butterflies. And we're not making fun of her for being afraid of those cute little critters. You can't help what scares you, after all. But what we can make fun of is the choice she made to visit an exhibit specifically for butterflies, and then to film it and air it on national television. “Butterflies are just a part of the secret of Kylie,” she reveals to the camera after the zoo visit. “It's kind of just ironic because I'm terrified — terrified — of butterflies.” What's ironic about it? She never really explains it. She does, however, explain that if you cut a butterfly's wings off and just look at its body, “they're not that pretty.” In all her infinite wisdom, she tells us that a butterfly is “literally a bug.” How has this girl survived for 20 years? Watch the nightmare come alive in the video below:
Kylie Jenner is more jacked up from plastic surgery than her dad and she’s less relevant than her trendy, fashionable sister, but she’s still a fucking trash can like you’d expect her to be as a Kardashian, and she’s still an earner as you’d expect her to be as a Kardashian, AVON lady who moves product to retard kids, who are no getting face injections like, looking like they have meat stapled to their faces…like monsters… I figure she’s got fake tits or is just a fat girl with fat tits who gets the fat sucked out of her and at 19 or 20 she hasn’t quite exploded yet, it’s all contained but will likely end terrible, but before it does, how about some boudoir pics in see through fabrics letting the world know she’s around, has tits, is willing to be whored out because her market is trashy… These people are the worst, but celebrated, brands love them because of their following, but I don’t mind them as much when they are naked…because that is their calling…PORN THIS BITCH UP…I like freakish sex, the world and their weird fetishes get weirder, and this here is a damn fetish.. Garbage…but I’d rather see her ttits than not see her tits – if I have to look at this bullshit human… The post Kylie Jenner See Through Shirt – Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As we've been learning on Kylie Jenner's new show, Life of Kylie, it's not easy being a super hot, super famous 20-year-old woman who also happens to be a literal millionaire. It's actually really, really hard — not that you'd understand. Because, see, even though Kylie doesn't have to worry about money, probably for the rest of her whole entire life, and even though she owns multiple mansions and has none of the worries that the vast, vast majority of the world's population deal with on a daily basis … Sorry, where were we? Let's try again. Even though Kylie is privileged beyond most people's wildest dreams, she still has problems. For instance, she has to deal with people talking about her selfies and her relationships, and she's, like, the biggest outcast . She didn't even get to go to prom , guys. This girl's had a tough life, and that's undeniable. And now, thanks to this sneak peek for the new episode of Life of Kylie, we're learning about yet another struggle she's facing … The struggle of what kind of hairstyle she wants her stylists to give her. “Honestly, like, guys, I don't want to disappoint anybody, but I just want my hair long and black and pretty,” she whines to her team. Since she knows this is going to be such a blow to these people, she tries to compromise, telling them that she can try on wigs on Fridays for photos. “I don't want to be a weirdo,” she laments. “I don't want to pull up with purple hair. I'm over it.” Then, in a voiceover, Kylie explains that she's always tried “to be different” and to “do new things.” As we all know, she was the first person ever to dye her hair unnatural colors — as she says, “not everyone was dyeing their hair blue or green” when she started the trend . Then, back with her stylists, she complains that “I'm over keeping up with this lifestyle of crazy hair and wigs and sh-t!” Poor, poor Kylie. Her makeup artist suggests that she makes a move to a more natural look, and she agrees, and even adds “With my tits out!' Whose idea was it to give Kylie her own show? Because all she's doing so far is boring viewers to death and making herself look bad. Watch Kylie's latest pity party in the video below:
We think it’s fair to say that Big Brother 19 has featured some of most epic arguments in the history of Big Brother, and it’s making for a house divided. When the episode got underway, Josh made his way to Jessica to let her know that she is not his target. Jessica was not about to bow down to him, so she mocked him once again. Over the course of the summer, the pair has been at odds every step of the way, so it made sense that Jess would think Josh was trying to stir the pot. Josh then lets her know that it’s only Cody he does not like, and Cody was in the room, so it was a rather ballsy move when you consider that Cody has immunity. Jessica is not one to allow anyone to talk badly about her man of so many weeks, so she exits the conversation and brands it a big fat waste of time. When it came to veto plans, Paul recalled that Christmas had the Ring of Replacement, and decided to use it to his advantage. He wanted her to use it in the event Cody’s name is called. However, Paul revealed in the Diary Room that he wants Christmas to use it so that he can flush it out of the game so that she does not use it against him later. Not one to listen to the leader, Christmas turned to Josh, and he told her not to use it so they can have it at their disposal later. They tell Paul that they don’t want to use the power this week, but Paul turns the tables and reiterates that they absolutely need to send Jessica home or there will be hell to pay. Christmas then says the best course of action is if Josh blinks at Christmas during the players being picked. That way she will know to use it. When Cody’s name is picked, Josh blinks, and Christmas shuts him right out of the competition. This sends Jessica and Cody into a fit of despair as they realize the odds are stacked against them. It’s the OTEV competition, and Elena is first out. Jessica is out second and starts crying again because she knows that means she is going home. Mark ultimately wins the competition, meaning Josh needs to name a replacement nominee. In the end, Josh puts up Raven, meaning she joins Elena and Jessica on the block. It’s obvious that Jessica is going home, so there’s really no question about it. Who do you want to go home? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Big Brother Winners: RANKED!
It’s hard to believe Kylie Jenner is only 20 years old, given that she's been teasing us with seriously racy photos like these for years. Years, people. The girl is basically 20 going on 35 in a sense. We have no idea what that means honestly, or why we settled on the arbitrary 35 in order to make our alleged point, but this is clear: Ever since we've known she existed, the youngest member of the whole Keeping Up with the Kardashians crew has been just … gulp . Flaunting extreme cleavage, huge lips and come-hither expressions, the social media queen has been taught well by big sister Kim. Exploited handsomely by Momager Kris, to the tune of hundreds of millions (yes, hundreds ), she's created a global Kardempire. We just coined that phrase. Not sure if it works, but you win some and you lose some. Regardless, we're all winners thanks to these pics. In honor of Kylie Kristen turning 20 on August 10, 2017, behold the 47 hottest photos of her young life below and bask in the beauty. 1. Kylie Jenner Seduces Followers Kylie Jenner wrote that she had a “broken nail” in this photo. But why do we think no one is really looking at her nail? 2. Kylie Jenner: Semi-Topless Boob Grab Photo Kylie Jenner is getting more and more naked everyday to promote a new shade of her lip kit. We like where this trend is headed. 3. Kylie Jenner Tiger Toy Image Kylie held a tiger toy up to her crotch during a recent photoshoot. We think it might be her subtle way of saying she’s banging Tyga. 4. Kylie Jenner Butt Picture Kylie Jenner is mighty proud of her rear end. She flaunts it in this photo from Instagram. 5. Kylie Jenner Piercing Stop staring at Kylie Jenner’s cleavage! She’s showing off her new piercing in this Instagram photo. 6. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Kylie Jenner’s cleavage is off the hook in this photo. Just unbelievable, really. Is it real? We think so. Is it spectacular? You tell us. View Slideshow
With all of the drama going on off-screen for the cast members of The Real Housewives of New York City, it was always going to be difficult to end the latest season of the Bravo in shocking fashion. When The Real Housewives of New York City Season 9 Episode 19 got underway, the ladies returned home to New York City and left their alcohol-fueled days in Mexico in the past. Watch The Real Housewives of New York City Season 9 Episode 19 Online Carole and Bethenny are mingling and chat about the new man in Tinsley’s life. They note that he’s the right one for her and that he’s ticking all of the right boxes. Now, we’re all for Tinsley moving on with her life, but has she not met her man, like, twice? There is such a thing as moving on too quickly, and there’s a chance Tinsley could be doing just that. Meanwhile, Luann was going on about how amazing her relationship with Tom was going, and well, we all know that they are now officially divorcing, so it makes us wonder what the heck was going on in her mind when this episode was filmed. There have been countless rumors swirling about what really paved the way for the end of their short union, but we might not get answers for some time. Ramona visits Sonja, and although she claims the purpose of her visit is to check out the decorating, it’s clear she has other ideas. Sonja was quick to point out that she did not want to change her house until her daughter was “stable.” As nonsensical as it is, we’ll just nod along with her. She says that “Sexy Frenchie” was the one to want some change in the household, and that’s not alright. Why would she change her home for someone she’s known for all of five minutes? Like, change the locks and tell him to stay at a hotel if he is not a fan of the decor. We then got the reveal that Tinsley had moved out and Sonja was still pissed about the lack of gratitude from her former friend. Tinsley was still set to go ahead with the party she was throwing for Sonja, but Sonja was not impressed and wanted to skip the event and leave her hanging. Just when we thought Bethenny was rid of the strange men from her life, an NHL player stops by and takes out his tooth in order to eat a sandwich. Yes, that was not a typo. She’s ready to move on from all of the crap and live her life with people who deserve to be in it. The final portion of the episode finds Tinsley throwing the aforementioned party. Sonja was late because she was getting jiggy with Frenchie, but she went into sordid detail, and we do not wish to repeat what she said. Despite trying to imply she was over Tinsley, she changed her tune when Tinsley handed her a $5000 gift certificate for Bergdorf’s. So, all is right in the world… for now. The reunion is next week, and things are going to get crazy between the women. Watch this space. What do you think of the season finale reveals? Sound off below. View Slideshow: 17 Stars Who Really Love the Real Housewives
We’ve known for quite some time that Kylie Jenner is slowly transforming into Kim Kardashian , but we’re beginning to think she might be rushing the process. In addition to the many physical ways in which Kylie is morphing into a Mini-Kim, she also seems to be adopting many aspects of her older sister’s lifestyle. And no, we’re not talking about the possibility of a Kylie Jenner sex tape . Unlike Kim, at 20, Kylie is way too famous for that sort of thing. Anyway, perhaps inspired by her sister’s marriage to Kanye West, Kylie exclusively dates rappers these days. Just weeks after her breakup with Tyga, Kylie began dating Travis Scott , and it seems the relationship is moving at breakneck speed. Rumors that Kylie and Travis are living together began circulating almost immediately after they got together, and now it seems the young couple may have taken yet another major step together. In Touch is reporting today that Kylie is four months pregnant with her first child. Like we said, these two really aren’t wasting any time. The tabloid’s sources on the matter seem convinced that Kylie is knocked up, but the “proof” they offer is nothing more than vague speculation. “They’re not using protection and she’s told a bunch of people that Travis is baby daddy material. Kylie’s moving way too fast with Travis but this is the way she rolls,” says one insider. “Laughing it off because he doesn’t think she’s serious, but he won’t be seeing the funny side when she tells him they’re expecting.” Kylie turns 20 today, and because she’s a member of the Kardashian clan, that means multiple parties, most of which she’ll be paid for attending. Even though she’s underage, her friends are apparently using the ” gasp, she’s not drinking! ” observation as concrete evidence that Kylie is knocked up. “Kylie kept to herself with the excuse that she was focused on her new makeup line,” sources told the mag. “But we all think she’s staying out of the spotlight until she’s ready to share her news. She’s been keeping low-key for months now, and everyone thinks she’s pregnant.” Of course, Kylie’s version of low-key is very different from ours. She’s still been posting selfies that are viewed by tens of millions, and either she took them in advance in preparation for a day she might need to mislead her fans, or she’s very early in the gestation process. Oh, there’s also the possibility that Kylie is just not pregnant. Yeah, we’re gonna go ahead and go with that one. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection
Life of Kylie premieres in just over a week — August 6th is that close, you guys — and it won’t be until we actually see all 8 half-hour episodes that we can truly tell whether it’s a success or not. No matter what you think of Kylie Jenner herself, you have to be wondering what the show is going to be like and just how authentic — or otherwise — her portrayal is going to be. On social media, we see exactly what Kylie wants us to see — even if that includes her nipples . Well, thanks to a Calabasas local, we now have a little more information about Life of Kylie . According to Hollywoodlife ‘s source in Calabasas, Life of Kylie is all about Kylie Jenner as her own person rather than as part of the Kardashian clan. In a way, you’d think all of the splinter shows are about independent brands, right? Remember the short-lived Kocktails with Khloe ? That was more or less just about Khloe and her guests. But it has to be different for the youngest sibling. Especially when Kylie is the youngest of six . “Kylie does not want to blow her chance to truly separate herself from her famous family.” We’ll elaborate on that in a moment, but … Kylie’s issues as youngest daughter aside, that makes a lot of very sound business sense. “She sees her new show as her big opportunity to break away from her older sisters’ shadows.” Remember, Kylie was 9 when Keeping Up With The Kardashians started filming. This is her first time taking the reigns on her television image. “Kylie loves her entire family dearly but also wants to make her own mark and brand.” Don’t we all? (Unless you have family issues, but that’s totally your business) So the phrase “blow her chance” is sort of interesting, right? On the one hand, it could just mean that she’s unlikely to get a series greenlit again any time soon if this one tanks. (Honestly, we know Kylie Jenner’s net worth — she could hire a crew and producers herself if she really wanted to, but that’s another story) On the other hand, we all know that fame can be fleeting. Kylie has grown up famous and has to be very conscious of all of this. With the Kardashian family past its peak, she needs to ride this fame wave and use it to launch her career. Think of singers like Justin Timberlake who’ve left boy band acts to pursue solo careers to great success. Kylie needs to do something similar, stepping out of not just Kim Kardashian’s shadow, but her entire family’s. And speaking of her entire family … well, there’s more than one reason to separate your brand from them. Sometimes brands, even the ones that made you famous, can turn toxic. After Rob Kardashian’s revenge porn attack against Blac Chyna , it should be more clear than ever that the Kardashian brand isn’t what it used to be. With the Kardashians seeming to close ranks despite their anger, it’s possible that Rob’s antics could help tank their already waning brand. Some fans will be fans for life, sure. But a brand is only strong so long as its attracting new fans and, ideally, making more fans than it loses. Some of the family’s storylines are basically over. Kourtney and Scott … well, it seems unlikely that they’ll ever get back together. Khloe’s weight loss journey’s been over for ages. Kim is now a married mother of two, with a third baby on the way . Rob clearly has a host of issues, including rage, poor impulse control, and alleged domestic violence. Kendall is first and foremost a model — she mostly just does her own thing. Kris is unchanging and eternal, as always, but that’s not enough for the whole family. Honestly, Kylie is a lot more interesting than some of her family, anyway. She’s affectionate with her dogs, she keeps up with social media. She’s also become a makeup mogul as a teenager, which is kind of bonkers . Kylie isn’t necessarily wise when it comes to her love life, but people follow her for her , not for her no-name boyfriends who only gain recognition after dating her. She doesn’t seem to want to have her own career in the sense that Kendall does, where Kendall has a job where her name helps her but she’s doing the same things that her fellow models are doing. Kylie wants to be a titan of industry — both makeup and reality — on her own. Almost as a rival to her siblings. And you know what? That little upstart might be able to pull it off. Thanks to social media, she’s already halfway there. View Slideshow: Life of Kylie: Almost Everything You Need to Know!
