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Kylie Jenner Introduces WHAT to Her Cosmetics Line?

Kylie Jenner has expanded her awful business . The teenage reality star announced on Wednesday that she’s taking Kylie Cosmetics to a new level, going far above and beyond the Lip Kit that started her on a path to successful entrepreneurship. Well, maybe not too far above and maybe not all that beyond. Jenner is simply coming out with her own line of highlighters. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians took to Snapchat yesterday in order to debut the six new shades, all of which will soon be available and each of which has a food-inspired name As you can see in the following photo, the fresh colors are: Chocolate Cherry (rose) Strawberry Shortcake (peony pink) Cotton Candy Cream (blush) Salted Caramel (sand) French Vanilla (cream) Banana Split (gold) After sharing this image on social media, Kylie proceeded to open up each Kylighter (yes, Kylighter ) compact for a closer look, testing out the shimmers on her arm for her loyal fan base to see. And for whatever reason, people really do care about this stuff. “When I have a tan, I wear these two: Salted Caramel and Strawberry Shortcake,” Jenner said in one of her numerous videos introducing the collection. However, she added with a written note: “You can really wear any shade you want.” Yes, folks, ANY shade you want! It’s your call! Jenner  wrapped up the promotional set of photos and video with a launch date: “My babies launch in 6 DAYS!! Feb.28th at 3pm pst…can’t even wait,” she wrote. According to recent reports, Kylie may be starring in her own E! spinoff one of these days, weeks or months. She allegedly wants to break free from the shadow of her sisters and to eventually supercede Kim Kardashian as the biggest money-maker of all Jennerrs and Kardashians. “Cameras will follow Kylie around to her glitzy photo shoots and glamorous nights out at LA clubs,” a source tells Life & Style of this potential series. It’s safe to assume that Tyga would also be involved in some way, shape or form. So now the question that remains is this… View Slideshow: 19 Reasons to Believe Kylie Jenner Got a Boob Job … would you watch a Kylie Jenner reality show?

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13 #FirstDateFails: Don’t Try These Away from Home!

As nearly everyone knows, a first date can be fun, it can be romantic and it can be a chance for your best friend to dress up and stalk you to make sure everything is going well . But first dates can also suck. A lot. They can be awkward and tedious and boring and just a total trainwreck all around. The following Tweets focus on these unsuccessful first dates, the ones that make us glad social media is here to document the disasters. And the ones that make us want to settle down with our significant other as quickly as humanly possible… 1. It May Have Been Too Soon to Ask This Question Consider it a lesson learned. 2. Who Selects a Table?!? Just turn and walk away. Save yourselves the waste of time and save him the waste of money. 3. Well Played, Dude Run for your life, lady. But still. Well played. 4. LOL If this woman is still going on first dates, the next man with whom she goes has to propose on the spot. Don’t let her get away. 5. Can You Just Drop Me at the Nearest Taco Bell? Why pretend, you know? 6. Deep Thoughts About whether or not you and some dude will go deep later that night… if you know what we mean. View Slideshow

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Kris Jenner: Hiding Embarrassing Medical Problem?

Earlier today we reported that adult film company Vivid is promising new Kim Kardashian sex tape footage to celebrate the tenth anniversary of the video’s release. Of course, the now-infamous clip didn’t just introduce Kim to the mainstream, it also made an overnight star out of her ambitious “momager,” Kris Jenner. Despite what a surprising number of fans were hoping for, the lost footage does not show Ray J peeing on Kim , but this is 2017, so you still won’t be getting out of this day without a Kardashian-related pee story: According to Radar Online, Kris Jenner is having difficulty, um … holding her water. The Kardashians aren’t huge on privacy, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that the family’s reality shows have mined Kris’ weakening bladder for comedic purposes. But it seems the problem may be more serious than Kris and company are letting on: “Kris had more ‘accidents’ recently than ever before and has to be extremely difficult of what she eats and drinks before going to public events,” a source close to the Kardashians tells Radar. The insider (who is clearly a person Kris should stop sharing her secrets with) adds that the “pee-dicament” (Radar’s word, not ours) has been making creating difficulties in Kris’ family life. Particularly with regard to her relationship with her grandkids: “She’s been banned from jumping on their trampoline and swimming with them” says the source. We learned this week that the aftermath of Kim’s Paris robbery will be featured on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but hopefully the family draws the privacy line somewhere.  But they’ve already demonstrated that if a medical problem might potentially provide a ratings boost, it’s fair game. When Lamar Odom overdosed and wound up in a coma last year, the show captured his ensuing recovery, despite initial reports that  the hospital drama would remain off-limits. Obviously, this situation isn’t quite as severe, and we’re sure it would be portrayed differently, but there’s something unseemly about getting laughs from a 61-year-old woman’s embarrassing medical issue. Then again, this is Kris Jenner we’re talking about. If E! offered her a check to do a two-hour special about her next colonoscopy, she’d be fasting before they got the contract drawn up. View Slideshow: Kris Jenner: 11 Times The Kardashian Matriarch Was Fed Up With Her Kids

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Kylie Jenner Is Launching A Highlighter

Kylie Jenner is adding a highlighter to her cosmetics line.

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Courtney Stodden See Through of the Day

Courtney Stodden’s got nipples…on her clown tits….that have been lying to the tabloids about being 16 and married to some old dude no one cares about and the tabloids fucking loved her…but never as much as I loved her…but she never gave me the love I needed…but I did get invited to her Halloween party once and I should have gone, that was where I peaked, like I was her nipples peaking out of her sheer top…for the paparazzi and it’s a good strategy…because people are still into nipples….and she’s already done the sex tape….and where do you go from the sex tape…the only place clown tits can go….after the sex tape has already happened….public nudity…works for me…but probably not for for…but she’s trying and that’s all we can ask of her… Courtney Stodden is everything… The post Courtney Stodden See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Stomach Wrap of the Day

I know this bitch is getting paid millions to be putting a stupid on her fat stomach that doesn’t really compete with her liposuction she gets on the regular to maintain this flat stomach bullshit monster who doesn’t look human…because she isn’t human…she’s half Karadashian, possibly full Kardashian, I’m convinced she’s Kim’s clone made in the lab with their millions and Bruce’s pussy making surgeon….but the whole thing Kardashian is terrible… Seeing her getting paid to put a diaper on her stomach like it’s a medical device and not be ashamed of this…is the equivalent of her taking a giant shit on her social media…the next paid post idea for this fucking puppet…who looks like a puppet… The post Kylie Jenner Stomach Wrap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora – Lingerie Model of the Day

I still don’t know what Rita Ora does…she’s gotta be famous for something more than just fucking Rob Kardasian…or Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift….making her potentially the strain of herpes Taylor Swift likely has, but probably not…TayTay has been filling that twat unprotected by dirt bags since day fucking one…she’s addicted to it, and it makes her money, which she’s also addicted to, which gives her power, fame and all that other disgusting stuff all these idiots think they want…..like Rita Ora…who may or may not have money, but who I assume works for free…as she keeps trying and trying to get and I guess it’s working, she’s got a record deal and is on TV, which proves if you fake it til you make it – you’ll probbaly make it…if you fake it…or some shit….I mean that or that big tits get you places – because they do.. The post Rita Ora – Lingerie Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Photoshoot for Bullshit of the Day

Kylie Jenner posing erotic for a magazine like she’s some fucking model is a joke. I realize that Kylie Jenner gets paid to pose for a magazine like she’s some fucking model…and often times it is an insane amount of money to pose like some fucking model…even though she’s a chubby, plastic surgery ridden monster…. I cannot accept her, or really any of these instagram girls posing in duck face, to give the illusion that they are hot, or fuckable, when we live in a world where every girl is fuckable, so long as they have a vagina…and even when they don’t have a vagina…they are fuckable…you just AIM FOR THE ANUS or mouth… It’s like this nonsense, how do they keep a straight face, all being dramatic…like people actually give a fuck to see her like this…and the sick thing is that people actually want to see her like this….or really do anything because they are groupies or retards who buy into marketing. So I guess it’s better when KYLIE does these poses, like she’s some fucking model, than some girl down the street who looks like KYLIE because she watched the make-up tutorial on YOUTUBE with 100,000,000 views on how to get KYLIE JENNER clown face…but not really, because the followers are always more entertaining than the person they are following, like Kim Kardashian is better than this weird clown they pretend the TRANNY is the father of, but we all know that she is KIM’s first attempt at fame for 16 and pregnant, where she didn’t make the cut…and instead of throwing this trash in the dumpster outside PROM….(as if KIM graduated high school)…the mom cultivated her into some money making machine…who she sold off to some 30 year old black guy when she was 15, because she was too busy to take her on herself…. I have no idea what is being promoted for this “fashion shoot”…like she’s some fucking model…but I am sure it’s something, these bitches are always selling something…and they are the worst…..but you’ll still jerk off to them…because you’re weird… Watch this video – it’s fucking freaking me out….what is this thing….this puppet master….take it out back and shoot it… The post Kylie Jenner Photoshoot for Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Danielle Bregoli to Kim Kardashian: Way to F-ck Ray J!

Look. We don't want to give Danielle Bregoli a platform any more than you would want to have Danielle Bregoli as your daughter. Really, we don't. She's a 13-year old girl who either has a SERIOUS attitude problem, highlighted by her appearance on Dr. Phil last year in which she challenged audience members to a fight by screaming her catchphrase, “Cash Me Ousside” … … OR she's a 13-year old girl who realizes that the best way to be famous in this day and age is simply to act like a spoiled menace online. Either way, we wish we didn't write a single word about Bregoli. But this is a supply-and-demand problem – and the Internet continues to demand as much of Danielle Bregoli as it can get, with the teenager appearing for a second time on Dr. Phil just a couple weeks ago. This time around, she taunted the host himself, claiming she's responsible for his fame. See for yourself: Then,  Bregoli went ahead and trashed Kylie Jenner . When asked by TMZ at the airport if she fears any kind of retribution by Kylie or her famous siblings, Bregoli did not hold back. “Bitch, I’ll whup every Kardashian,” she told a TMZ cameraman, adding: “F-ck you, f-ck ya mama, f-ck y’all clique.” And then taking it up a few dozen notches by also adding, in reference to the Kim Kardashian sex tape : “She f-cked Ray J, now she’s famous.” Amazing. And depressing. And disturbing. Watch Bregoli GO OFF on the Jenners and Kardashians below:

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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna: It’s Over! Again! Maybe for Good This Time!

In news that is just about as stunning as Donald Trump blasting the media as being fake and terrible and biased, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have broken up. Yes, again. Will the break-up stick this time around? There’s no way to possibly answer that question, because any answer would imply that you believe this romance was ever real to begin with. But let’s just go ahead and play along with what the reality stars want us to think, okay? Here we go… What drove Blac Chyna and Rob apart in this latest case? No media outlet can say for certain, but an insider tells People Magazine that the romantic dissolution isn’t new. “They split a while ago. The wedding plans are off,” a source close to Kardashian tells this publication, adding: “They are both trying to be mature about it. It was less dramatic this time.” This would at least explain why Blac Chyna was spotted out with a random Patriots fan earlier this month. It would also explain why Chyna shared a bunch of cute pictures of her and her kids a couple weeks ago, with Rob notoriously absent from the images. The stars went public with their relationship in January 2016. The stunning romance didn’t just take the public surprise, but also members of Rob’s family, consider Chyna has long feuded with Kylie Jenner due to her relationship with Tyga. (Tyga is the father of Blac Chyna’s son, King Cairo.) Chyna is also good friends with Amber Rose, an ex-girlfriend of Kanye West, who is now married to Rob’s sister Kim Kardashian. It’s all very confusing, we know. Few took the pair seriously, assuming they were only appearing together for publicity, but then Rob proposed to Chyna in April 2016, and, a month later, they announced they were expecting their first child. The two welcomed their daughter in November.  She’s really cute: But the two fought as much as they made out, actually starring in an E! reality series that basically just featured one monumental argument after another. The last time we reported on their alleged break-up was in early January… so it’s been over a month of quiet, assumed bliss between the tandem. That may be a new record! “Rob thinks it’s the right decision,” a source tells Us Weekly of this split. “Chyna has disappeared for days at a time without communicating or providing any updates. This won’t end well.” A second insiders says confirms to this tabloid that the two have been at odds since late December. At that time, Chyna grabbed all of her belongings , cleaned out the nursery and left with their baby girl. Or so the stars wanted us to believe… mere days later, Rob was the one apologizing and they were posing together on New Year’s Eve. View Slideshow: Kardashian Breakups and Makeups: A Romantic Rewind “[It’s the same] with her yelling and screaming about how his family doesn’t like or support her, and his insecurities,” writes Us Weekly. The social media accounts of both stars have been bereft of the other one for weeks now. So this break-up really may be for real. If so… THANK FRICKIN GOODNESS, right?!? We know there’s a baby girl now at the center of all this madness and we would love it if she were raised in a stable-two parent household of course. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos But that was never on the table for Rob and Chyna. Better they go their separate ways now and spare the poor child the ongoing trauma of living with two attention-starved, money-hungry maniacs, wouldn’t you say? Let’s just hope she doesn’t need too much therapy down the line and let’s also hope this split doesn’t cause Rob to eat his weight in Twinkies or anything like that. Be careful, dude.

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