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Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day

I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works. How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing. The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts… Here’s some videos… The post Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner in a String Bikini: See It Here!

Kylie Jenner just made us very jealous of life on the West Coast. While snow remains on the ground in various segments of the country, this 18-year old reality star just gave her Instagram followers an idea of why The Beach Boys were California Dreaming back in the day… This is a regular scene for folks in The Golden State, even in February. It’s also a regular scene in general for Jenner, who has never met a bikini photo she didn’t share with the Internet. “Reason 100 why I love L.A.,” she wrote as a caption to the revealing image. Of course, Kylie’s Instagram isn’t just for the young men out there. She recently gave women a taste of boyfriend Tyga, shirtless and in bed . And for those wondering whether or not the body parts Jenner is shielding from the sun with her bikini are real or surgically enhanced, the teenager swears it’s the former. Jenner recently told Wonderland Magazine that her boobs are real . “People don’t realize I just turned 18, so there’s no way my mom would ever let me undergo a nose job or a boob job,” Kylie told the publication. Ah, yes, that’s right. Kris Jenner, the woman who orchestrated the creation and release of the Kim Kardashian sex tape , would never give permission to her daughter to get a boob job. Never, ever, ever, EVER. Why would anyone think otherwise?!? View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: 43 Raciest Instagram Pics of 2015!

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Caitlyn Jenner Releases Own Brand of Lipstick… For a Good Cause!

Move over, Kylie Jenner . You are no longer the only member of your family with her very own lip-related product. Caitlyn Jenner has reined with MAC cosmetics to create a lipstick that celebrates her transition. It is titled “Finally Free” and the I Am Cait star is posing in the first print ad for the product above. As you can see here, the 65-year old transgender icon is donning a tight, gold dress while lying back and letting stylists make a few adjustments to her hair and her ensemble. But this is what you really need to know about the rosy lipstick: ALL proceeds will benefit the MAC AIDS Fund Transgender Initiative. “MAC was the first to come to me [after my transition], and a company, I realized, would really make a big commitment,” Jenner said in an interview with MAC Culture. “I knew the VIVA GLAM campaigns; I saw that the proceeds were going, in those cases, mainly to AIDS and HIV causes, and I was wondering if they were interested in doing something specifically geared toward trans issues, because we need funding.” The lipstick retails for $17 per package. “MAC is a global company,” Caitlyn adds. “It’s in places around the world where not just trans issues but women’s issues are a major subject that you have to talk about.” View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce! What a Year! The MAC Finally Free lipstick, whose shade and name Jenner helped select, will be available exclusively online starting April 7. ‘My ultimate fantasy – I never thought in a million years that it would ever happen – was to get involved with a makeup company,” Caitlyn says. “When you’re going through all of this, that’s just, like, never going to happen, but wouldn’t it be something to be involved in a project like that? Boy, watch out what you wish for, because it came true.”

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She Ain’t With It: Kylie Jenner And Tyga Talk Marriage And Babies On Snap Chat

Are Kylie And Tyga Ready For Marriage? Not so fast… Kylie Jenner decided to post a personal exchange between herself and her boyfriend Tyga on snapchat. The clips show 18 year-old Kylie defending her youth and playing with her eyeball. Sounds like she’s not ready to take the leap with “T” just yet. “You’re a young woman”???? Tyga sounds like he’s ready to trap the young millionaire. Last night Kylie also shared snaps on stage at Tyga’s concert. Hit the flip for those.

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She Ain’t With It: Kylie Jenner And Tyga Talk Marriage And Babies On Snap Chat

She Ain’t With It: Kylie Jenner And Tyga Talk Marriage And Babies On Snap Chat

Are Kylie And Tyga Ready For Marriage? Not so fast… Kylie Jenner decided to post a personal exchange between herself and her boyfriend Tyga on snapchat. The clips show 18 year-old Kylie defending her youth and playing with her eyeball. Sounds like she’s not ready to take the leap with “T” just yet. “You’re a young woman”???? Tyga sounds like he’s ready to trap the young millionaire. Last night Kylie also shared snaps on stage at Tyga’s concert. Hit the flip for those.

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QUIZ: Kylie Jenner’s Nail Polish Line Is Here — Kan You ID The Real Shade Names?

Can you ID real Kylie Jenner nail polish shades from the fakes?

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Bella THorne of the Day

Turns out that like every young personality, Bella Thorne has had work done. She’s the ginger Kylie Jenner, with lips and a new nose to make her more marketable, they are actresses and Feminists and doing this to themselves to get more jobs is nothing new, it’s just the way things work in this superficial world, and who would want her natural looks, when you can buy that shit and make it more “kardashian”….maybe it’s puberty… I would have expected her to have surgery, but that’s becaause… She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18…. Either way, vapid self absorbed bullshit….working out.. In a bikini… The post Bella THorne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Birthday Mercedes: About to Get Repossessed Because Tyga Can’t Pay!

Note to all you hopefully romantic guys out there: Don’t buy (or even re-gift) your underage girlfriend a car for her 18th birthday that later gets repossessed when you can’t make payments. Kylie Jenner Birthday Dinner Video Oh yes, Kylie Jenner could soon see her Mercedes G-Wagon taken away, as a repo company has been hired to reclaim that piece. If you recall, Tyga originally owned the vehicle, and once gifted it to Blac Chyna – the mother of his child and Kylie’s longtime adversary. T-Raww had it repainted last August and Jenner was seen driving it to her birthday dinner at Nobu (above) when she became legal. Quite a nice birthday present (on top of the Ferrari he got her), but she has bigger issues than Blac throwing shade at her on Instagram. The rapper doesn’t own the SUV in question outright, and he reportedly hasn’t made payments on the vehicle since October, therefore … An actual repo company is on the hunt . Amazing . Documents obtained by TMZ list Kylie as Tyga’s girlfriend and list her address as a possible location for them to take back the ride. They’ve actually been trying to get the whip since January, but given that it’s parked at Kylie’s house, there are big obstacles in their way. Literally. Girl lives behind two huge security gates. This marks the latest, and most ridiculous, example of Tyga’s financial woes, after a landlord evicted him and he was hit with a tax lien. Yes, Tyga is bankrupt for the most part, while still pretending to be rich and mooching off his teenage reality star girlfriend ’round the clock. It’s a living? View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: A Complete Anthology of Shade!

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Blac Chyna Moves in With Rob Kardashian: "She is His Queen," Source Says

Earlier this week, we reported that Rob Kardashian bought a mansion in the same neighborhood of Calabasas that’s currently home to his mother, two of his sisters, and his brother-in-law, Lamar Odom. Though Rob has only been dating Blac Chyna for about two months, sources say the Instagram model – and her 3-year-old son – will both be spending the bulk of their time at casa de Rob, whether his mother (who helped pay for the new crib) likes it or not. According to E! News, Rob’s first priority after moving in was setting up a room for King Cairo – Blac’s son with Tyga, the rapper who happens to be dating Rob’s sister, Kylie Jenner. Remember that scene in Clueless  where Cher says, “This is California, not Kentucky”? Well, things are getting awfully incestuous in Kardashian Land these days. Anyway, Rob’s not even fully moved in yet, but sources say Blac is already running the show in a big way. “Rob is letting her take control of whatever she wants. She is his queen,” says one insider. “She is helping with the decorating and the new pieces in the home. They haven’t moved in yet, but will very soon.” Naturally, Queen Blac will continue to take charge of Rob’s nutrition and fitness regimen. She already posted a video in which she mocks the food that Kris Jenner bought  for the new house. (Don’t you just hate it when someone stocks your pantry for you and it’s not to your exact specifications?) Now, Blac is designing the layout of the house in a way that will reflect her passion for working out. “Rob will have a gym in his new house as well,” says the source. “They are still waiting for furniture to arrive. They are both excited to move in!” Yeah, we’re sure Rob’s family is equally psyched. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Photos: Her Most Scandalous, Sexy Pics on Instagram!

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Girl Gets Wisdom Teeth Removed, Is SHOCKED to Find Out She’s Kylie Jenner

Post wisdom teeth-removal videos are all the rage these days, because we all know there's nothing funnier than teenagers whacked out of their minds on drugs. Just kidding, kids! You should only do drugs that are administered by doctors – and you should always make certain that an adult is there to record your hilarious reaction and post it all over the Internet. In the past year we've seen post-oral surgery teens wonder why Beyonce never showed up after their procedure, and complain that they thought the dentist would give them breast implants while they were out. But the delusions of those kids seem downright plausible compared to those of Emma, who's featured in the clip below. You see, when Emma emerged from her twilight sleep, she didn't think she would meet a celebrity, she thought she was a celebrity. Hilariously, Emma seems downright pissed when she discovers she's Kylie Jenner and her parents are Kris and Caitlyn. Fortunately for us, her mom has the good sense to play along for a bit. Moments like this don't happen every day. Of course, it's ridiculous that Emma would come out of surgery all frazzled and think that she's Kylie. After all, we're pretty sure going under the knife doesn't faze Kylizzle one bit, if ya know what we mean.

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