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Kristen Bell Panty Flash of the Day

Kristen Bell is flashing panties. I don’t know when this picture is from, if it is old or new, but I guess any mom of two with one of the more annoying actors in hollywood, should be thanked for wearing panties, it’s like we don’t need to see none of that baby making mess when she’s getting out of a car…even though I wouldn’t be against seeing that baby making mess…as I like vaginas of all levels of ravaged… The post Kristen Bell Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day

I figure Emily Ratajkowski and her tits she likes to showcase has another few months in her flimsy career that still made her more money than she was probably supposed to make, but that she leveraged perfectly…reminding us that timing…coupled with nudity and a viral music video for a viral song…is key… So despite being blocked on her social media, the internet pulls her pics, thanks to her tits being relevant…and I guess I post them…. If you don’t like that, here’s Sarah Sahi braless smoking a french fry… If you don’t like that here’s Kylie Minogue who at 100 – still looks better than fucking anything…. If you don’t like that, maybe you’re are just a negative, sour, horrible person. The post Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Minogue in Lingerie of the Day

The other day, I posted this video of Kylie Minogue behind the scenes of some underwear campaign… I was fascinated by it because Kylie Minogue has been relevant since the late 80s. That is almost 30 something years of relevance…which seems scientifically impossible since at 25 a girl is officially washed up, and pre 18 you’re just a fucking pervert, meaning the actual career or window of masturbation opportunity for a girl is 10 years at best…making Kylie a freak of fucking nature….maybe her “cancer” treatments were more genetically modification making her some kind of robot….alien…or 50 year old I want to fuck…

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Kylie Minogue in a Bikini for GQ Italia of the Day

I don’t know what they did to Kylie Minogue during her Breast cancer treatment, but I can only assume that it was on some comic boook nerd shit, you know mix her with some radiation and she becomes some kind of superhuman, because this woman…is still fucking amazing, even if photoshopped and she must be in her 60s. I feel like The Locomotion was back in 1985. I could be wrong, I have a horrible memory and I am too lazy to google the shit, which would probably end this post right here and now – when we all find out that she’s actually only 35….and just seems like we’ve known her and that we’ve wanted to fuck her for 4 decades… I like the superhero angle better, not because of comicon week, not because I like anything comic related, but because I feel like if she was a superhero, she’d have a tight gripping vagina, and that’s better than worrying about her birthday year…or if breast cancer just gave her good fake tits…that she’s far less exciting.

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The Dr Dre Burning Man Love Letter to His Wife of the Day

I don’t really know why this “Love Letter” Dr Dre wrote his wife has gone viral. Is it because he’s at Burning Man and confused, but sees opportunity to monetize off the fucking werido hippies? Is it because he’s talking about Tupac and that shit is gangster? Or is it cuz he’s talking about his girlfriend, who is now his wife’s ass… More importantly, I don’t know why I’m posting it. Maybe I’m a hopeless romantic who believes in a good love story.

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Kylie Miogue’s Sexercize Video of the Day

I feel like I did the locomotion in the late 80s, when Kylie Minogue was in her 20s, meaning that she must be in her 70s now, and for 70, she’s looking pretty good. In fact, she’s looking better than most girls in their 40s, at least in this in Gym white Leotard erotica that features twerking, humping the dildo swiss ball, it’s a real sex toy, and all kind of other moves that remind me of every time I work out… It was filmed by Roman Coppola, and they did good…It’s up on some Call On Me, work out erotica. I watched it on mute…because I don’t like Kylie Minogue’s music as much as her cancer surviving, but I will say that this makes me want to hang with more 70 year old bitches at the gym…a little geriatric aquarobics motehrfuckers.

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Kylie Minogue Spinning Properly of the Day

Like a gay man working on getting fit enough for his HIV ridden South American import he’s trying to get a work visa for…I have done a spinning class once…and I did survive… My motivation…was to be locked in a room with sweaty babes in tight clothes… What I experienced was not so many sweaty babes in tight clothes…but more fat chicks trying to be sweaty babes pig in the city….and at least one of them kept farting… What I didn’t experience was proper heels and tight dress apparel like Kylie Minogue brings… Kylie Minogue may barely exist since the cancer, but shit…she still brings it.

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Kylie Minogue Spinning Properly of the Day

Jessica Biel’s Tight Pants of the Day

Jessica Biel Timberlake is walking around looking as fit as she always looks in some workout gear reminding me that she’s the perfect beard for a song and dance man who is really into dudes…because she’s got some sort of sex appeal to people like me who like a nice solid, fit, tight bodied woman…while having broad enough shoulders for her to distract himself by while fucking her up the ass. These pics aren’t all that interesting…but they happened and I’m posting them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Biel’s Tight Pants of the Day

Jessica Biel Timberlake is walking around looking as fit as she always looks in some workout gear reminding me that she’s the perfect beard for a song and dance man who is really into dudes…because she’s got some sort of sex appeal to people like me who like a nice solid, fit, tight bodied woman…while having broad enough shoulders for her to distract himself by while fucking her up the ass. These pics aren’t all that interesting…but they happened and I’m posting them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kylie Minogue’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

Breast Cancer survivor Kylie Minogue has a 2014 Calendar out, which makes sense because she’s in her 40s, and still remembers a time when calendars were relevant, and people did not have computers or smart phones…you know a simpler time when creepers would put their favorite pin-up in their locker at the shop, or in the garage they worked at, because knowing the date comes in handy while counting the days off until you die… I don’t know if this is a breast cancer campaign, which would make sense, because why would she need the 500 dollars she’ll make selling these to her 8 fans who would actually pay for this…while the other 30 fans she’s got will wait until 2015 when they can pick it up for a discount…. But I do know that she’s looking pretty fucking awesome considering everything she’s been through, like being born in the 60s. If that doesn’t excite you – because Calendars are Some Dated Shit – Here’s a fashion video she did for GQ Germany…

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Kylie Minogue’s 2014 Calendar of the Day