Well, it’s official…sort of. Months after a rumor that Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney are married spread across the Internet like wildfire, one tabloid has dialed it back and is now claiming that Gaga and Kinney got engaged over the holidays. On Christmas Day, Gaga tweeted, “Merry Christmas monsters, today has been the happiest day of my life.” Interesting, but there are a lot of reasons the Mother Monster may have felt that way. Maybe she finally got the new stainless steel nipple clamps or shrunken monkey head she’s been asking for. But In Touch jumped on the cryptic tweet and claimed to have all the answers. Yes, according to the tabloid, Kinney proposed to Gaga , and she accepted. In fairness, there is a good deal of evidence that suggests Gaga and Kinney will be getting hitched in the near future. Gaga was seen wedding dress shopping in Toronto back in July, and both she and Kinney have been spotted rocking expensive-looking rings on that finger. (Engagement or “commitment” rings for dudes are all the rage in Hollywood these days.) So it’s quite possible Christmas was unusually merry for Gaga because her dude finally got down on bended knee. Actually, this a Lady Gaga proposal we’re talking about; he probably tattooed the proposal on his back and had a performance artist threw up on it. Ya know, traditional-style. 41 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos 1. Lady Gaga: Tattoo, No Top! Lady Gaga gets a huge tattoo, and no pants or top are being worn in the process of her getting it. Pretty great.
I don’t care about her story, I just know this Viktoria Modesta is Lady Gaga meets Iggy Azalea-ing herself into the limelight, but embracing her amputated leg, or the lack of a leg, to use it as part of her “performance” by being ironic about being one legged…and for some reason, I reason I call being able to really grind in deep thanks to the missing leg, something I learned with my defection sex doll years ago, she’s managed to use her sexy appeal and disability to her advantage… And what it comes down to is that just because she has one leg, doesn’t mean she’s good…. right?
Nicki Minaj is the kind of girl or performer who is a pile of fucking bullshit. A total fucking lie with zero authenticity in anything that she does. Up on some puppet shit for the labels she gets used by…. Her music, is the kind of music, that when it comes on the radio, you instantly say “I hate this fucking cunt, I want her and her bullshit to fucking die, in the pile of shit it was pulled out out”….a pile of shit we can assume is her ass…an ass she is all about showing off – because fat ass is big now…and she’s got a fat ass…probably one with implants…as we’ve seen in other pictures…a fat ass she’s probably had her entire life before she did the whole waist training thing to make it seem desirable by white people who have never seen anything like this…and I guess it is… So she first hit the scene as a accessible black lady gaga for the urban crowd…and now she’s up on some COCO glamour modeling… Reminding us that pop culture is so fucking lost right now…which is ok…because it means their stars put out half naked shit like this..I mean a Calendar? It’s called google, or iphone, what ghetto asshole are you trying to lure in with this…
Yesterday, Lady Gaga gave a revealing interview to Howard Stern in which she talked about everything from the painful secrets of her past to the current state of her love life. But if you were hoping the Mother Monster’s sexcapades would be as interesting as her wardrobe, prepare to be disappointed: Gaga is still dating Taylor Kinney , and she’s not banging Taylor Swift. Yes, not long ago, the Internet was abuzz with the somewhat ridiculous rumor that there’s more than one Taylor in Gaga’s life. Sadly, the singer crushed millions of fans’ dreams and steamy slash-fiction ambitions when she revealed to Stern that Swaga is not a thing: “I don’t think she would be into that,” Gaga said. “If she’s interested, she can call me.” So, it sounds like there’s still a remote chance. The problem is, we can’t picture a scenario in which Taylor asks Gaga to spend the night and it involves anything more than Law & Order reruns and maybe some light crocheting. Interestingly, Gaga says she wasn’t crazy about Taylor when they first met. Naturally, Swifty won her over eventually: “It was at the AMAs, [Taylor] and I were sitting next to each other,” Gaga tells Stern. “She goes, ‘Oh my god, I love ARTPOP…’Applause is my favorite song! I was thinking, Yeah, yeah, yeah, this chick is full of sh-t.” She says it wasn’t until months later when a stylist friend of hers called to say he was watching Tay rock out to ‘Applause’ that Gaga actually believed Swift is a fan. Yes, Lady Gaga might be the first person to describe Taylor Swift as “full of sh-t.” Always the innovator! 11 Fun Facts About Taylor Swift! 1. Her First Job Was Knocking Bugs Out of Christmas Trees We’re guessing she prefers singing.
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