I’ve never been a fan of Lady GaGa , but looking at these pictures of her in a bikini made me realize something: yeah, I’m still not a fan. I mean, as long as she wears the shades, she looks alright. But as soon as she takes them off you realize you’re looking at Lady GaGa. And my penis just can’t take that kind of shock. It’s already been through enough. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture Photos: PacificCoastNews
I posted one of these pics of weed-head Rihanna already…but in keeping true to that all these fucking posts…regardless of who is in them…are all the fucking same…bikini, photoshoot, nipple, upskirt…I figure let’s keep it up…because I have nothing better to do…but discuss how she’s done pretty good for herself…from poor garbage truck driver’s daughter on a small Caribbean island…to superstar sensation with limited talent….which makes absolutely no fucking sense…and there must be more to the story….you know why her? Why did this work? What the fuck happened? She’s not all that good at singing…I don’t fucking get it…I know she didn’t grind out or knock on doors for this….I need to know the missing link….but instead of further investigation…I’ll just stare at her body being slutty in a bikini…cuz it’s more interesting than figuring out how someone who isn’t even a youtube sensation like Beiber was…got to this…but I’ll tell you something…I know some underbelly shit went down…
The highlight of my relationship with Lady Gaga happened a minute or two before she became famous…when I grabbed her ass an event…and she was pantsless in fishnets….because it wasn’t as bad as you’d think…if anything she was round, fit and at least not Katy Perry…. But even with not minding that romantic encounter….I still don’t understand why guys I know think she’s hot…cuz she’s definitely not…and the only thing redeeming about her…is that in her quest to pretend to be an artist….and compared to Katy Perry…she is one….she’s shown her nipple a lot…but not today….today she’s tanning topless…hiding behind coconuts…strategic…if her goal is to not have tan lines or more importantly…people jerking off to her tits…cuz personally….I like my toplessness with nipples. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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I can only assume that Lady Gaga saw all the Justin Bieber Puke Video and was jealous of all the attention he got…you know because getting topless, dressing up in meat, and pulling all the stunts she’s pulled has become played out, expected and boring and the only thing that will get us to notice her now is if she starred in a snuff film… That’s why you gotta keep it conservative and leak the crazy slowly over time… She’s the worst latch on who doesn’t deserve fame ever…but watching her puke on stage makes me laugh…so at least she’s good for something… Here’s the video…of some serious projectile shit….I’m just impressed the gay dancer doesn’t run off screaming or start puking himself….even though that would have made it better.
Terry Richardson is loving taking pics of two barely human looking women…I am talking actual fucking monster looking women…because Terry Richardson is getting paid…I can tell by the smile on his face that this is the biggest fucking joke to him….that his con paid off and that motherfucker is like a kid who just snuck into some VIP event….and once inside is given a fucking job that will lead to more jobs…he’s fucking won. The highlight of the pics wasn’t the opportunist photographer, or the strategic staged shoot….but Lady Gaga’s nipple, if you think Gaga nipple as she keeps on trying while spewing bullshit exciting, because I know that I don’t. I’ve seen it and it is a nipple…but unlike nice nipples…it is attached to satan…. This is a party I have no interest being invited to. I don’t care how much money, fame, fortune, whatever these cunts come with or have, I am too superficial to take part in this kind of disgusting…I wouldn’t be able to look at their faces and not burst out laughing at the accident that clearly happened to make these two happen…
Here are some screenshots of some Kylie Minogue showing off her ass crack for what I assume is fashion because if you havenn’t been reading the site for the last 8 years…you may not be aware of this…but fashion turns girls into sluts…it makes them do all the half naked slutty things that they won’t do when you ask them like this: “put on this assless dress and walk up those stairs while I jerk off to your little ass you washed up popstar from the 80s….do the locomotion on my dick”…. That’s why we all love fashion.
This H&M shoot of Saskia de Brauw is amazing. It’s almost pornographic….. Saskia de Bauw is should be my girlfriend…I would tkae her to all the magcal plaes…. I don’t care what they are selling….cuz what matters is that they are giving fucking boners away for free… Saskia I love you as much as I love fake fitness…
I don’t know if Lady Gaga has lost her shit in trying to figure out how to shock and impress people more than she already has…you see cuz she’s ugly as fuck and didn’t deserve any of the fame she got…and now that she’s peaked she’s trying to hold on…cuz these idiots get too much money and forget that is what is important…and that they can retire cuz they won a lottery…but they hate losing popularity more than anything….so they do what they can to crash and burn….So she’s turned to getting naked on the internet hoping to get clicks….with her busted face….but great ass that I’ve grabbed before she was famous and can say is a great fucking ass…because even ugly girls can have at least one decent feature…. [Gallery]
