Did your mom ever tell you to be yourself? Well, these celebrities didn’t get that memo. They’re always changing their names and talking about their split personalities! We’re starting to think that some of these people have serious psychological issues or something. Here are some stars that either keep talking about their split personalities or keep more nicknames than Weezy got baby mommas.
The Ward , John Carpenter’s first directorial effort in 10 years, is not an ideal hiatus-buster. The premise itself — a psych ward for young women is the site of a killing spree — is somewhat pre-Carpenter, and the toe-dip into torture porn feels a little desperate. But his budget-blond lead, B-movie mistress Amber Heard, is well-chosen, and the combination of an excellent supporting cast and a pliable theme work to offset the sizable debits incurred by the often rote direction and seriously iffy ending.
Composer David Arnold this week reaffirmed his interest in having Amy Winehouse contribute the vocals to the next James Bond theme song, which Arnold will assist in writing for Sam Mendes’s untitled 007 film set to shoot this fall. It’s a natural inclination considering the singer’s vintage ’60s style and tone (assuming you want to go vintage; there’s always the Duran Duran or Chris Cornell route, I guess), but then there’s that minor problem of Winehouse being unshakably strung out on booze and/or drugs. Plan B might be in order. That’s where you come in.
Megan Fox is ready for her close up. Featured in Giorgio Armani’s summer 2011 beauty campaign, the actress seduces with her blue eyes and sexy lips, which is a change from earlier ads that focused on her body. Her ridiculous, ridiculous body … Click HERE to watch a video of Fox as the “face of beauty.” Says the actress of her role with this iconic brand: “I never anticipated or imagined that I would be working with someone like Mr. Armani. He’s an icon and his brand is so iconic. He has a really amazing energy and I’m just really flattered and humbled to be a part of it.” Oh, by the way: we really hate you, Shia LaBeouf .
Lady Gaga has been described as sick, unhealthy and obsessed in an explosive tell-all which documents her alleged drug abuse and dangerous diet. In an interview with Star , investigative journalist Ian Halperin makes some startling allegations about the performer, insisting she is a time bomb. “Those who have worked with her on tour reported to me that Lady Gaga barely ate for weeks at a time to fit into her costume,” said Halperin. “She is sick and obsessed with her weight … Gaga will stare at herself in the mirror for hours, analyzing, critiquing her body. It’s an unhealthy obsession.” While most people believe her outrageous outfits and heavy makeup are just part of her act, Halperin says there is a more sinister reason behind her look. “Her lupus is far worse than she lets on,” he said of the chronic autoimmune disease, which the 25-year-old pop phenomenon has admitted to having. “Part of the reason she wears wigs and makeup is because her hair is falling out and she’s covered in red blotches, both side effects of the disease.” But her weight and her health are not her only problems, Halperin claims. “Her drug use started young. From heroin to cocaine and ecstasy, her friends say she has done every drug conceivable. You name it she has done it.” “She’s morphed into this caricature called Lady Gaga, who isn’t even real. The girl known as Stefi to her friends and family has all but disappeared.” Halperin has already penned biographies of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson, whose death he eerily predicted . Still, these biographies are suspect to say the least. Unsubstantiated rumors fly about Gaga all the time. She’s a rumored hermaphrodite , remember? Just because you read it doesn’t make it true. Gaga has been open about her drug use and many other issues she’s struggled with, and as celebrities go, is remarkably up front about who she is. We hope she takes care of herself so that she can continue being the performer she is for years to come, but wouldn’t read too much into this. [Photo: WENN.com]
The music video for Weird Al Yankovic’s much-discussed Lady Gaga parody “Perform This Way” has arrived, and it’s as outlandish as you’d expect. True to form, the lyrics are hilarious and the visuals play off them well, but Lady Gaga provided a unique challenge as far as Al spoof targets go. In order to skewer someone as bombastic as Lady Gaga (this is a woman who wears outfits like these ), a parody has to be REALLY out there! Weird Al – Perform This Way (Official Video) Does Weird Al’s head superimposed on a hot chick’s body qualify, with his geeky dome bobbing horribly (intentionally) out of sync? We’d say so. Weird Al, ironically, has made a career out of this nonsense … and outlasted the careers of many of the people he’s lampooned in this fashion. Gaga doesn’t appear to be a flash in the plan, but if she knows what’s good for her, she’ll adopt Yankovic’s look in a future video of her own. How awesome would that be to bring it full circle.
So I guess the best diet plan is having your brother-in-law kill off your entire family in some psycho fit of rage…try making an informercial DVD for that…. Sure it’s not as convenient as getting a gym membership, or a nutritionist, a drug habbit, or even to just stop fucking eating, unless it was chocolate flavored laxatives, like you were a teenage girl a month before prom… Cuz this is what Bitch Looked Like on the Beach before that gutter shit went down…. Look at her now…..and even if she’s doing the “look as skinny as you can sucking in your gut pose” she’s still not half the pig she once was…Good times…
Who cares. Firstly, Lady Gaga is the devil. She is so fucking irritating with her bullshit costumes and obnoxious stageshow, it is all a try hard lie that probably stems from having a shitty face people always laughed at, and in turn has made her pump all her efforts into distracting us from her shitty face…. Secondly, she pulled out her tit last week so we’ve all seen her nipple, and I was thinking she was finally onto something, after two years of bullshit, not cuz I like looking at Gaga nipple, but at least her tit is better than looking at this… Seriously, once you expose your tit to the world, there’s no reason to put a bra back on, we’ve all see what you’re packing, it’s probably best to stick to that road, and keep heading down it. There’s nothing worse that fucking a bitch when she’s drunk, only to run into her again and have her pretend it didn’t happen or that you don’t have every fold of her labia memorized/engraved into your core, especially when she looks like fucking gaga… This back tracking is almost as stupid as she consistently looks.
Part one of Forbes Magazine’s “Best Paid Celebrities Under 30″ list was dominated by the athletes. But celebrities 1-10 are mostly musicians. A few of them are newcomers, who have somehow found a way to get around the slump the entertainment industry has been in for the last decade. African-Americans, however, are grossly misrepresented. Flip through the pages below and check out who rounds out the list of the past year’s highest earning celebrities under 30. (Editor’s Note: Part 1 of the list inadvertently skipped Lil Wayne at #20, and listed #10, Rafael Nadal , at #11.)