OK, so I know last time I did a post on Lais Ribeiro here, I warned you guys that the Brazilian supermodel was so hot, she was liable to blow your pants clear off . So I’m hoping you already went ahead and took yours off before checking out this latest lingerie photoshoot from the Victoria’s Secret hottie. Because otherwise I can’t be held accountable for any pant fire-related injuries that might occur. Consider yourself warned. Continue reading →
Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 something year old model for Victoria’s Secret, from Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret scout internationally to introduce you to all kinds of women who kind of all look the same…. I guess they are training to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing…. All ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….and here is a gallery of a bunch of her pics…cuz I’m on my way to a jungle to find my own girls who look like this to recruit to my evil empire….I just don’t have millions of dollars or a brand that makes them famous or believe my lies…. This shoot isn’t for Victoria’s Secret…it’s for some other brand that like using models other brands use…all to perpetuate this stupid industry instead of finding new pussy…like what would you want sloppy seconds..and pay it tons of money it just makes no sense… The post Lais Ribeiro in a Bikini for Free People of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As a general rule, I don’t like to see world-class bikini models wearing more than one layer. It’s kind of a waste, if you ask me. But I’m always willing to make an exception for Lais Ribeiro . The Brazilian Victoria’s Secret hottie is so smoking, she could model an XL garbage bag and still give me a five-alarm pants fire. » view all 19 photos Continue reading →
Lais Ribeiro, Mia Kang, Bianca Balti, Danielle Herrington, Kelly Gale, Mia Kang, Myla Daibesio and Vita Sidorkina So the LOL in this list is this Myla Daibesio girl, who would rather be called a woman, because after scanning her social media, I see she’s a feminist and an “artist”….who has a side project where women discuss how the media makes them feel about their body…the same women who look at pictures of her photoshopped huge tits in a misogynistic men’s magazine that for so long reserved women coverage to pictures of them in bikinis, where she plays one of the photoshopped women in bikinis, because all these “activist” types are the biggest fucking hypocrites around…. If you were legit about your political theory Myla Daibesio…why the fuck are your massive tits in the skimpiest bikini for an men’s magazine that exploits women to get subscribers….Myla Daibesio….why? Tell me why? Use them big titties to inspire all the small titties getting implants to fit into the construct of male dominated media…thanks…this is the opposite of down with the patriarchy!! YOU LIE! I don’t actually care, because when you get these people talking they don’t fucking shut up…what a joker! The other “rookies” have been around for a while and you can see their tits via google… The post Sports Illustrated Rookies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m still waiting for Bella Thorne to show off that new nipple ring of hers , and I’m hoping that if I keep asking, eventually I’ll wear her down. (Which is also my patented dating strategy, just FYI.) Anyway, until that happens, I guess we’re just going to have to enjoy more of her signature tongue and busty selfie action instead. Somehow, I think we’ll manage. Continue reading →
Good news: I’ve got another one of those awesome Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser videos to share with you perverts today. And this time, it’s Lais Ribeiro ‘s turn to make our pants regions go nuclear with her bikini shots. Honestly, I don’t even know how they managed to shoot this thing. But I’m guessing it involved lots of fire extinguishers and a few of those fireproof suits. However they did it, it was definitely worth it. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
I guess Lais Ribeiro management – or the people who bred her and created her over at Victoria’s Secret are ready to put her in their starting line-up, because whenever they decide on new pussy to push on their marketing to promote garbage made in China over priced mall brand lingerie, that new pussy starts getting coverage…and I’ve seen Lais Ribeiro mentioned at least a dozen times in the last month, which means…they’ve decided to make her exists like they’ve made so many other hookers exist. I don’t know when this picture by nude model photographer Jurij Treskow happened, maybe I already posted it, but it’s Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model with big tits, and apparently – pretty big nipples, lighting that shit on fire like some kind of arson, or like you can smoke those nipples like you freebase cocaine…or maybe it’s just for the sake of bullshit, pretentious, fake, low concept art….who am I to tell or judge..I’ll just stare at the tits..because tits are things I like to stare at… The post Lais Ribeiro Nipple on Fire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sure, it’s nice at this time of year to see all the Christmas specials on network TV, but it’s incredible when CBS broadcasts The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show every December,and this year’s special was just that! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
I’ve been laughing at Victoria’s Secret and all the billions of dollars they make selling average at best product to the American mass market, because everyone needs underwear, everyone likes feeling sexy, even fat girls, and everyone likes having a team of women to idolize or emulate, because their images add life to their otherwise depressing, middle of the road mall… I have laughed that people buy into their branding. I have laughed at the sweatshop workers and their little hands sewing thongs for fat americans… But mainly, I’ve laughed at their hired tits and their personal lives and trials and tribulations trying to break free from the brand, that may be an underground sex worker ring…for billionaires… I have also laughed that they censor nipples, something catalogs in the 70s didn’t do, in efforts to sell to the Christians, despite being Jews… I have laughted that their expensive campaigns look the same as they did in the early 90s…just with different interchangeable sluts… But apparently, thanks to instagram, they have finally got with the fucking program…and have stylized, filtered, and showed some nipple in their campaigns.. Trying to stay current and relevant has never really been this obvious…but still good considering it’s Victoria’s Secret…an evil fucking empire…that now comes with nipples…while you come in your bathroom to your wife’s catalog like it was 1995. Lais Ribeiro Elsa Hosk The post Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Because the only thing better than one Victoria’s Secret Angel looking white hot for the cameras is 10 of them, here’s Elsa Hosk and the rest of the new Angels launching the all-new Body by Victoria Campaign in New York. In addition to Elsa, we’ve got Lais Ribeiro , Martha Hunt , Sara Sampaio , Stella Maxwell , Taylor Hill , Romee Strijd , Jac Jagaciak , Kate Grigorieva , and Jasmine Tookes . And I’m not even going to complain that every single one of them forgot to wear lingerie. Because seeing all this hotness concentrated in one place is already kind of overwhelming, but add lingerie to the mix, and I’m pretty sure my pants region would’ve just spontaneously combusted. Enjoy. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews
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