Someone called me laughing about the Larry King divorce. They were telling me how at 75 he’s worth 150 million dollars and was caught buying his sister-in-law a 150,000 dollar car, and that got his wife investigating to find out that he was cheating on her, when anyone with half a brain can smell the bullshit on that story, cuz at 75 the only thing dude’s cheating on anyone with is with naps and maybe on food that’s not on his low sodium, low fat diet when no one is looking….Clearly, the reality is that bitch was getting her pussy stuffed by someone who isn’t a troll looking monster, cuz she’s been there long enough to cash the fuck in even though her original plan was for him to die off sooner than this, but she just can’t wait any longer or waste anymore of her life with him, it’s time to cash the fuck out, cuz at this rate Larry King may out live her…. They were spotted at their kid’s baseball game together yesterday….which is weird cuz I always thought you were supposed to kill your ex-wife’s off before the divorce settlement… Here are some pictures of the guy she’s been reportedly banging….which makes perfect sense to me….cuz all these old rich man marrying cunts pull pussy on the side….cuz fucking 75 years olds, although hot to some, eventually gets you depressed no matter how much you’re whore cunt is getting paid…and dude’s clearly loving the attention… Pics via PacificCoastNews
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Larry King’s Divorce is Hilarious of the Day
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