Link: http://awkwardyearbooksignatures.com/ Best passage: I hope we have a class together next year so we can judge all the bitches and pick which one's we want to fuck.

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Awkward Yearbook Signatures
Family Guy went Disney last night in the season premiere. Everything's perfect, except that Meg is Ursula and everyone hates Jews

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‘Family Guy’ Goes Disney
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Filed under: Michael Jackson Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, a close friend of Michael Jackson, is releasing tapes of interviews he did with Jackson that show how Jackson was afraid of growing old … and Madonna
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MJ — If Not for Kids He Would ‘Choose Death’
With members of her own family attacking her credibility, Mackenzie Phillips hit the streets of NY last night and defended her decision to go public with the story of her incestuous decade long affair with own father. Although her father John died in ..
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Mackenzie — ‘There’s a Time for Everything’
Filed under: Talk Sports It’d have to be one hefty purse to get heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko to take on his brother, Vitati, in the ring — because he says not even $5 billion would get him in the ring.Dude was outside Katsuya last night, where he said he wouldn’t do …
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Klitschko — I Wouldn’t Hit My Bro for $5 Billion!
Joe Francis is still waiting to learn whether he’s going to face any charges in that bar brawl with Brody Jenner. But he got some good news elsewhere: He’s not going to prison on federal…

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Joe Francis’ Booby Prize? No Jail!
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Dancing With the Stars is a pain in the neck for Debi Mazar.

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Ouch! Debi Mazar in Neck Brace After Dancing Debut
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The two faced confusion with Olivia Wilde continues today with some pictures of her dressed as a fashionable hobo fresh from riding the rails through Europe. I don’t know what’s going on with this chick, one minute she’s hot the next she’s not , I was hoping she’d clear things up on the season premiere of House last night, but she wasn’t even in it
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Olivia Wilde: Fashionable Hobo
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Tom DeLay was shaking his ass and “getting in touch with his feminine side” on last night's premiere of Dancing With The Stars. I'm with judge Carrie Anne on this one: “That was surreal.” Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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In addition to hefty gift bags, last night’s ET/People partygoers got a little extra love from Mary J.

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Derek Hough: Shannon Elizabeth’s Still "My Girl"
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