I knew there had to be a reason Mariah Carey seems to be busting out so much lately , so I looked it up, and apparently she’s got a new CD coming out. Too bad. I was really hoping it’d be a sex tape instead. Anyway, here she is heading to Letterman to promote her latest business venture in the best way possible, by showing off that impressive cleavage of hers. Forget the whole music thing, I wish Mariah would go pro at this instead. If you ask me, it’s really her true talent. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
Not all couples can be Brangelina or Bennifer. Heck, most couples can’t be Brangelina or Bennifer. It’s rare for two sides of a pairing to be equal in terms of hotness, but some mismatched twosomes stand out more than others. Did you know that neither James Bond nor Wolverine are married to supermodels, for example? So, in our continuing series of surprising celebrity couples , we present 9 stars who definitely married down in the looks department. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… 9 Celebrities Who Married Way Down Open Slideshow 1. Marisa Miller and Griffin Guess Griffin Guess is apparently a music producer. How is Marisa Miller not married to an actor or star athlete?!? We mean… this guy has a mullet! View As List 1. Marisa Miller and Griffin Guess Griffin Guess is apparently a music producer. How is Marisa Miller not married to an actor or star athlete?!? We mean… this guy has a mullet! 2. Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend were married in 2009. Somehow, this guy gets to see those breasts every single day. 3. Hugh Jackman and Deborra Lee Furness We mean no offense at all to Deborra Lee Furness. It’s just… he’s Wolverine! 4. Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen The gorgeous bombshell Isla Fisher is married to Sacha Baron Cohen. We NEVER would’ve put these two together! 5. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Come on. Veronica Mars can do better than a guy who appeared in Employee of the Month. 6. Pierce Brosnan and Keely Shaye Smith Pierce Brosnan has actually had to defend the appearance of wife Keely Shaye Smith to critics. So we don’t pile on here. 7. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick He’s no Mr. Big. That’s all we’re saying, Sarah Jessica. 8. Tina Fey and Jeff Richmond Yes, you got us. This is mostly because we want to see Tina Fey with Alec Baldwin. 9. Elizabeth Banks and Max Handelman Elizabeth Banks and Max Handelman have two kids together. They are via surrogate… but still. We hope they get their mother’s looks.
Kenya Moore was beaten up by Porsha Williams during the filming of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show, and while that may be the worst thing to happen to Kenya that day, it wasn’t the only time she was made a victim. According to reports taken by the police officers who were called following the Moore-Williams fight, Kenya and her friend Lawrence were robbed of several thousand dollars worth of belongings including Kenya’s luggage and laptop. Nothing was taken from the dressing rooms of any of the other Housewives. Naturally, there has been much speculation that the burglars were in some way connected to Porsha. This, of course, is not the first or worst crime connected to RHOA today. Earlier, Apollo Nida pled guilty to fraud and could face several years in federal prison. Kenya has not yet commented on the robbery, but we wouldn’t be surprised if this latest misfortune has factored into her rumored decision to quit Real Housewives of Atlanta to attend Harvard . We wish Kenya all the luck in the world in that endeavor, but we’d like to offer one piece of advice: keep an eye on your laptop! Some of those smart kids have sticky fingers. The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Fight
One of my favorite things about this gig (besides the fact that I get to work from bed while the rest of you suckers are stuck in offices somewhere) is getting to discover brand-new hotties to cyber-creep on fall in love with. And here’s my latest crush: Brazilian model Sahara Santos . I don’t know anything about her yet, but just give me a couple hours with her Instagram and I’ll know all there is to know: that she’s pants-meltingly hot. Feel free to join me. Photos: Fameflynet
Just when I thought I knew every busty nobody out there, I came across these pictures of one I’d never heard of before named Luxiboo . According to my research, she’s a model from California. So here’s her latest photoshoot for some German car magazine, and if you notice, there’s a pretty cool optical illusion here. Just keep looking at these pictures for a few minutes and eventually you’ll see a car behind her. Or at least that’s what I’m told, I still haven’t gotten there yet. But I’ll keep trying, even if it takes all afternoon. Photos: Fameflynet
Bernice Jenkins announced the church is raising money to help bail the pastor’s mother out of jail in enough time for Mother’s Day. Listen to the latest Church…
Nuts may have shut down , but not to worry, because luckily Zoo is still around to help us pervs get our weekly busty Brit fix. And these awesomely busty shots of Helen Flanagan for their latest issue definitely ought to be enough to tide me over for a while. I’m thinking 35, maybe 45 seconds? Either way, it’ll be a new personal best. Enjoy.
Nuts may have shut down , but not to worry, because luckily Zoo is still around to help us pervs get our weekly busty Brit fix. And these awesomely busty shots of Helen Flanagan for their latest issue definitely ought to be enough to tide me over for a while. I’m thinking 35, maybe 45 seconds? Either way, it’ll be a new personal best. Enjoy.
