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It’s a big day for blondes! (Insert your own “dumb blonde” joke here. We recommend: Bigger than the day they invented the submarine with screen doors?! ) First, Kim Kardashian went blonde for Paris Fashion Week and incurred the wrath of the entire Internet. Now, Jared Leto has become the latest celeb to join House Slytherin, and his golden coif is receiving slightly better reviews. Earlier this week, Leto chopped off his hair and documented the lock-ectomy on Instagram. It was a big deal, as Jared’s Jesus-like man-mane was a famous symbol of his outsider status. The Oscar winner had to part with his hair (pardon the pun) to play the Joker in Suicide Squad – the latest highly-anticipated comic book adaptation. So it makes sense why he went short (No one would be scared of a Joker who looks like he wants to sell you weed.), but the color choice is a bit harder to understand. Did Jared go blonde in preparation for dying his hair green, a la Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson, and every other big screen Joker? Or is he taking the iconic villain in a different direction with a sort of Joffrey Baratheon, Aryan Brotherhood vibe? We may not know until the film comes out, but either way, it’ll be interesting to see tree-hugging Leto transform himself into the scariest insane clown outside of a Juggalo convention. Jared Leto Hugging Memes! 1. Jared Leto Hugs a Tree View Photo Jared posted this tender moment to his Instagram page last week. It’s since inspired hundreds of hilarious memes. 2. Jared Leto Hugs NYC View Photo Lared shows New York City some love. He’s like a hippie King Kong. 3. Jared Leto Hugs Angelina Jolie’s Leg View Photo Jared and Angie share a moment. Leto said this photo was one of his favorites. 4. Jared Leto Hugs Himself View Photo Jared Leto hugs his own beard. Hilarious, but also highly disturbing. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jared Leto Hugs a Sloth View Photo Jared loves even the laziest creatures. There’s not escaping this man’s love. 6. Jared Leto Hugs the Leaning Tower of Pisa View Photo The tower may be leaning, but Jared’s love will keep it upright. His hugs can do anything. 7. Jared Leto Hugs Everything! View Photo A rainbow, a dolphin, a unicorn…Jared Leto hugs ’em all. He’s got a lot of love to give. The End. Up Next: ” Jared Leto Hugging Memes! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
I don’t know a whole lot about Kaylee J Lavigne here and I’m too lazy to look her up, but her latest beach shoot is currently bringing back some very fond memories for me and the Little Tuna. Seeing her busting out of that red swimsuit is reminding me of all those glorious afternoons spent locked in my room watching Baywatch reruns. Now those were the good old days. And I really should do it again sometime. I mean, it’s been at least a whole 10 years days. Photos: Fameflynet
The first time we saw Simone Villas Boas , I predicted she was going to be the next big Brazilian supermodel, but for some reason, that hasn’t panned out yet. And if I had to guess, it’s probably because Simone hasn’t taken my advice and dated a big-name blogger yet. I mean, it’s the only thing that makes any sense, since it clearly has nothing to do with her lingerie pictures. Because as you probably can tell from this latest set, she’s still a total knockout. But luckily for Simone, it’s not too late: I’m still single for some reason too. » view all 40 photos
It’s not all that often that I call a woman perfect, unless I’m trying to sleep with her, so OK, fine, I guess it is that often. But forget about that, because after this latest shoot from Natasha Galkina , I’m telling you that this Russian model/actress is truly perfect. Well, almost perfect anyway. Because until she becomes the first official ex-Mrs. Tuna, I guess there’s always room for improvement. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
You know, I’m looking at these pictures of Bianca Haase at the LA premiere of Hot Tub Time Machine 2 , and I’m starting to realize that us bloggers aren’t all that different from movie producers when you think about it. I mean, we’re both always on the lookout for new hotties to date and/or help turn into household names. So, sure, I can’t offer Bianca a starring role in a major Hollywood movie, but I can offer her the lead in a new sex tape I’m making and a couple Burger King coupons to help sweeten the deal. Just think it over is all I’m saying. Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio showing why she’s one of my new favorite crushes with this latest lingerie shoot. Of course, even though I’ve publicly proclaimed my love for Daniela a few times by now, for some reason, she’s still pretending she doesn’t know I exist. But I’m pretty sure she’s just playing hard to get. And that’s OK, because when I put my mind to something, I’m willing to do whatever it takes. Right after I take my second nap. » view all 29 photos
Well, it’s about time Selena Gomez starts taking off her clothes, but after seeing these pictures her topless in the the latest V Magazine issue, I feel like I might get arrested for posting them. According to Wikipedia she is 22, but now I want to see her driver’s licence for proof. I feel like this a trap!
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