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Britney Spears Is A Hot Little MILF

Here’s Britney Spears out the other day with her new boyfriend, I’m being told that’s her kid, looking pretty good. She’s showing off some leg, her nipples are in check and she’s not giving the camera the usual crazy eyes. Everything seems to be going just fine. This is what I like to see from Britney, the girl is still pretty damn hot, don’t be shy, get out there among the people and let them see what you’ve still got. Well done.

Audrina Patridge’s Little Booty In Short Shorts

Here’s Audrina Patridge showing off her hot little Dancing With The Stars body in a sweet pair of short shorts and an even sweeter little tank top. I can’t wait to see those fake boobies bouncing around my television. I’m still holding auditions for the latest season of Dancing With The Celebrity Blogger , there’s lots of room left Audrina, so far I’ve got a couple of crack whores and a midget who may or may not have defecated in my laundry basket. I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that mini douche. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Blake Lively is Hugging Herself to Cover her Titties of the Day

I saw these pictures of Blake Lively hugging herself and as a pervert who loves watching girls in various states, whether dressed or undressed doing innocent activities like cooking, cleaning, their laundry through a pair of binoculars, or a little more slutty activities like getting coffee in cleavage shirts, or stripping, or dancing in clubs with no panties on, I know that this move she’s pulling is one I see when bitches leave air conditioned stores on hot summer days, or when bitches who aren’t wearing bras who get stuck in flash rainstorms, and that is the casual pretend to cross your arms to cover up them nipples and that is unfortunate for us, but I guess if you had a creepy motherfucker on your back like that monster over her shoulder, you’d be on the defense too…

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Blake Lively is Hugging Herself to Cover her Titties of the Day

Method Laundry Detergent’s Radical Innovation Wins International Design Excellence Award

All images via www.methodlaundry.co.uk Along with the great news that Method Laundry Detergent has just recently been launched in the UK (yes our clothes are already cleaner) we hear that Method’s innovative pump action laundry detergent bottle has won the International Design Excellence Award (IDEA) for its behaviour changing design.

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Method Laundry Detergent’s Radical Innovation Wins International Design Excellence Award

Ryan Murphy Demands an Apology From Newsweek, Urges Readers to Boycott

Add Glee creator Ryan Murphy to the laundry list of people offended by Ramin Setoodeh’s Newsweek editorial, in which the author proclaimed that gay actors cannot convincingly portray straight characters. Murphy released a scathing open letter to Newsweek last night, in which he scolded the publication for not issuing an apology to readers, suggested a full-on Newsweek boycott and invited Setoodeh to the set of Glee for a sing-along of Madonna’s “Open Your Heart.” Click through for the full letter.

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Ryan Murphy Demands an Apology From Newsweek, Urges Readers to Boycott

Anna Paquin is a Hangin’ Dyke Nipples of the Day

I’m not in the KKK but if I was this would not be my idea of a hanging homosexual worth jerking off to…not that these are pictures worth jerking off to…if anything they just explain why Anna Paquin has taking the turn to lesbian because she’s butch, ugly and probably has a penis…. My internet I am stealing is running like shit. I’m tempted to go bitch out my neighbor and tell him to call tech support, but motherfucker will know I’m a theif and I can’t have that tarnishing my stellar reputation in the building, thanks to the time I passed out in the laundry room pantsless with my dick in some ladies panties…something Anna Paquin and her nipples can probably understand…. Pics via Bauer

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Anna Paquin is a Hangin’ Dyke Nipples of the Day

Kate Moss, She’s Leaving Home

Kate Moss is reportedly fed up with living in Britain and is planning to quit the UK. The 35-year-old star, who has a seven-year-old daughter Lila, has reportedly told pals of her plans

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Kate Moss, She’s Leaving Home

Zac Efron’s Clean Livin’ Lifestyle

High School Musical star Zac Efron has said he’s just like any other normal guy and does his own laundry.

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Zac Efron’s Clean Livin’ Lifestyle

Blake Lively’s Needs To Get Hosed

Here’s my future ex wife Blake Lively out in New York City the other day looking as gorgeous as ever in her sweet white tank top.

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Blake Lively’s Needs To Get Hosed

Don’t Mess With Stormy Daniels’ Laundry

Here’s a lesson to all you fellas, let your wife/girlfriend do your laundry and do not attempt to do it yourself because if you do it wrong you may get your ass kicked! Yes, porn star Stormy Daniels was arrested after allegedly hitting her husband over the way he did her laundry. I never knew women were so sensitive when it came washing clothes.

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