If you have virgin loser nerd vision, you will see Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples in this photoshoot she did for Harper’s Bazaar…unfortunately, I don’t have that kind of skill, even if I am likely more pathetic and embarrassing and a disgrace to society than a virgin loser nerd….because I see tits every fucking day, and unless they are in my mouth, preferably lactating, and feeding me like I was a starving African baby…I don’t get that into it….
86-Year-Old Man Killed Wife For “Too Tight Ketchup Lid” Dementia is a serious thing, people… According to NBC News: An 86-year-old Oregon man on trial for the shooting death of his wife carried out the attack after a series of grievances with his family that prosecutors said included the failure of his stepdaughter to wish him a happy birthday and his complaint that his wife put the lid on the ketchup bottle too tightly. Deschutes County prosecutor Mary Anderson told jurors about Lawrence Loeffler’s complaints during opening statements Wednesday at his murder trial. Anderson said Loeffler made the criticisms about his family during questioning by officers about the death of 83-year-old Betty Loeffler. The prosecutors said the killing was a calculated act. Anderson said Lawrence Loeffler took the phone off the hook, retrieved a .25-caliber handgun in the middle of the night from the bedroom where she slept and then “set a trap” to get his wife onto the deck at the back of their house near La Pine, a town of about 1,670 people on the east edge of the Cascade Range in Central Oregon. He shot her once in the neck and then again in the head in what he described to investigators as a “kill shot” to make sure she was dead, Anderson told jurors. While Lawrence Loeffler admitted having planned to kill his wife, defense attorney Jacques DeKalb said his client was not guilty of murder because he was suffering from delusions. “He had no idea what reality was at that time,” DeKalb told jurors. DeKalb said Lawrence Loeffler spent about 10 days in a Bend retirement home after surgery to remove his gall bladder in December, receiving hospice care. He said Loeffler was fixated on the death of his own father and became disoriented, irrational and obsessed with death. On Wednesday, jurors listened to a 911 call Loeffler made after the shooting. During the recording, the dispatcher asks Loeffler about the shooting, and he says his wife was threatening him and he was afraid for his life, so he shot her. Some of the call is nearly impossible to understand as Loeffler sobs and screams repeatedly that he doesn’t know the details of what had taken place in the home. Lawrence Loeffler breathes with the help of an oxygen concentrator, and he began to cry as he sat at the defense table listening to the call. Awwww, for some reason we feel sorry for this guy…SMH. R.I.P. to Betty Loeffler. Deschutes County Sheriff’s Office
Three years after he declared that the Internet is over (really), Prince is finally on Twitter. And what a grand entrance he made to social media this week. Tweeting through the account of his band 3rdeyegirl, his first two Tweets were “PRINCE’S 1ST TWEET… TESTING 1, 2…” and “PRINCE’S 2ND TWEET.” Having apparently grasped the concept, the 55-year-old music legend then did what any good Twitter user does and posted a photo of his dinner. The caption: “PRINCE’S 3RD TWEET: DID EYE ADD 2 MUCH PEPPER?” Not sure about the pepper, but that is a nice-looking salad. Rather than call it quits while he was ahead, Prince kept on Tweeting, bestowing upon the universe his “1st SELFIE” … which is just a picture of some smoke. Dude, Prince. You have to be in the pic. For proper selfie demonstration, we recommend: Jenelle Evans photos Justin Bieber pics Rihanna pictures That is how it’s done. Unless you were going for a performance-art style Tweet and implying that you ARE smoke. In which case, well played Prince.
A THG favorite celebrates her birthday today. Oh, yes, readers, Jennifer Lawrence is now 23 years old! The young actress has sky-rocketed to enormous fame since being cast as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games , earning an Academy Award last year for her portrayal and Silver Linings Playbook and coming across as generally awesome. She adores Jeff Bridges . She photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker on the red carpet. She thinks the paparazzi should all be arrested . Seriously, she’s the coolest. So cool, in fact, that Lawrence received top birthday billing today on THG, despite the fact that Joe Jonas turns 24 today and Ben Affleck turns 41. J. Law has come a very long way – and she’ll be going a long way for the Catching Fire premiere. Learn more about it in this video: Catching Fire Premiere News
Jennifer Lawrence has already been fully embraced as the “everygirl”. When we see things like this video of her getting legitimately star-struck after seeing Jeff Bridges at a Comic-Con event, it just cements her in that role. Skip ahead to the 2:25 mark and watch it all go down: Jennifer Lawrence and Jeff Bridges at Comic-Con Lawrence, there to promote her many movies, and of course for the premiere of the newest Catching Fire trailer , delights in taking over an interview with Bridges. After she tries to prompt him into admitting that “The Dude” was his favorite role (how could it not be?), Bridges actually gives a plug for the upcoming Out of the Furnace , directed by Scott Cooper. Cooper directed Bridges’ award winning performance in Crazy Heart . Check out this Out of the Furnace trailer to see what movie Jeff Bridges thinks his #1 fan Jennifer Lawrence needs to see next!
Cute, somewhat random BFF alert! Clad in a tight black tank and pink skirt at Paris Fashion Week, Rihanna had a starry run-in with another no-holds-barred celebrity, Jennifer Lawrence! “Bumped into the extraordinary Jennifer Lawrence at dinner! #Paris” the singer tweeted, along with an Instagram shot of the two posing together. Take a look at the cute snap: Sounds like she had a blast in the French city, too: “Went straight to Chanel Couture show early this morning with NO SLEEP!!! It was so worth it!!!” Rihanna tweeted after the fashion show. The million-dollar question, guys (and ladies): Who would you rather … Rihanna Jennifer View Poll »
I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that Jennifer Lawrence and Rihanna have been hanging out, and by “read” I mean, “saw a headline on the scroll at the bottom of the TV.” I’m a blogger, not a bookworm. Anyway, if that’s true, it looks like Rihanna’s started rubbing off on Jennifer in a very good way. Because here she is at Paris Fashion Week showing off her nice tummy. Hopefully this means posting half-naked Instagrams is right around the corner. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Okay, so maybe this isn’t quite as revealing as the Jennifer Lawrence bikini photos , but it’s close. Lawrence’s extremely form-fitting Mystique get-up is highlighted in a new set photo tweeted by Bryan Singer . Take a look: Lawrence returns for the new film along with fellow First Class cast members James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, and Nicholas Hoult. Days of Future Past combines the timeline from the prequel with that of the original trilogy, with Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Ellen Page and Halle Berry also starring. Singer directs the film, which will mark the seventh installment of the X-Men Franchise. X-Men: Days of Future Past will hit theaters July 18, 2014.
Jennifer Lawrence’s first red carpet appearance in months caused fans to do a double-take, and not just because she flubbed Bill Clinton’s name on stage. Check out her new, shorter hairstyle! Looking gorgeous as ever, the 22-year-old attended the GLAAD Media Awards in L.A. Saturday, sporting a side-swept, almost shaggy fringe look. In addition to the change in length, the honey-colored highlights and wavy layering lend a slightly unkempt feel that fits a low-maintenance gal like Jen. Even at an A-list event, it seems to work … right? Are you a fan of Jen’s new hairstyle? Vote! I love it! Looks great on her! I don’t love it, but she’s still gorgeous. Ugh. Not a fan at all! Who came up with that idea?! View Poll »
Jennifer Lawrence at the 2013 OscarsPhoto: Getty Images • The long road to the 2013 Oscars culminated in a collision of fashion dramz (Hathaway's dress. More here: 2013 Oscar Fashion And Justin Bieber's Gas Mask Top Our …