Yup, now we’ve heard it all. A man in Michigan – claiming to be the father of Selena Gomez – has filed a lawsuit against Justin Bieber , accusing the 19-year old superstar of stealing his American Express card. And what, exactly, did Bieber supposedly do with it? Well… He paid for Selena’s abortion He underwent penis enlargement surgery. He purchased cocaine with “p-ditty” to sell in “drug free school zones.” The documents also claim Bieber gave Gomez a sexually transmitted disease and, we need to quote it verbatim in this case, “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry firework song in my ear drums.” “America must boycott biebers music,” the man concludes in the lawsuit. No problem, sir. We’ll get right on that. Thank you for bringing all these transgressions to our attention.
First the woman was kicked off the bus because her baby’s dirty stankin azz diaper , and now this man for smelly armpits! Via NYPost: An Upper West Sider with heinous body odor claims the New York Public Library has unfairly washed its hands of him — booting him from one of the branches because of his olfactory offensiveness. The situation smells of discrimination, claims 80-year-old George Stillman, who has filed a $5.5 million lawsuit against the library in Manhattan Supreme Court. The loyal library user says he has gone to the St. Agnes branch on Amsterdam Avenue for 20 years without incident and was humiliated more than three years ago by a manager’s request that he leave. He insists the problem stemmed from the library’s restrooms, not him. Stillman claims in court papers that he “found the branch manager to be giving off an odor but never objected, understanding that such a challenge to the senses was just a fact of life in the city.” In fact, Stillman thinks the library was just being snooty, since New York City was recently declared the “smelliest city in the country,” according to his court papers, which note that “individuals with different diets from different culture often emit an odor that is alien to others outside the group.” The longtime Manhattan resident and dedicated long-distance runner says the lawsuit goes beyond B.O. Stillman, who is representing himself in the case, denies anyone has ever told him he stinks. “The only time I had an odor was when I was doing long-distance running and I was sweating,” Stillman declared. “I’ve got no body odor.” When a reporter visited Stillman, she also noticed a strong odor. The Korean War veteran blamed his apartment and opened his door and a hallway window. Stillman prompted numerous complaints, a library spokeswoman said. SMH. $5.5 Milli though??? Flickr
Naomi Riches says Casey Anthony wants her dead. She also wants $3 billion for her troubles. The Pennsylvania woman sued Casey Anthony for $3 billion, according to reports, claiming the accused child murderer is “an Illuminati actress” who made threats to kill her and who caused her “severe psychological damage.” She also claims Casey is “in cahoots” with Nancy Grace and the U.S. government. The lawsuit says ” Casey Anthony called my house August 2011 and told me that my life was being exploited and that I was a hated nation wife.” “She told me she would kill me just as they did Peggy Hettrick in 1987. She let me know that my left eye would be stabbed out as a part of the Illuminati symbolism .” “She told me that the government was going to find a way to tap my pipes and poison my water supply. I was terrified to shower and drink water for months.” “I had to spend $600.00 on bottled water.” Rough. On October 10, Judge David Baker reportedly dismissed the lawsuit because “the fantastic allegations do not meet the plausibility standard.” This is not the first lawsuit that Anthony has been slapped with. In 2008, Zenaida Gonzalez filed a defamation suit against her in Orange County, Fla. According to a 2011 report, Gonzalez claims that Anthony ruined her reputation by falsely accusing her of kidnapping 2-year-old Caylee Anthony. After Caylee disappeared in 2008, Anthony told police that a babysitter named Zenaida Gonzalez – a.k.a. Zanny the Nanny – had kidnapped the toddler. During her murder trial, Anthony’s attorney told jurors that the babysitter story was totally made up. Anthony was acquitted of killing her daughter last year.
Lamborghini Mercy, yo’ bank account is so thirsty… Bow Wow Owes Bank $25,000 For Repossessed Lamborghini According to TMZ reports : It costs roughly $25,000 to repossess and sell a rapper’s Lamborghini — at least according to a Georgia bank, which is now suing Bow Wow for money it spent flipping his ride. SunTrust Bank filed the lawsuit against Bow Wow — real name Shad Moss — claiming he took out a $300,165 business loan, agreeing to 84 monthly payments of $4,730. According to bank records filed with the lawsuit, Bow Wow fell behind last year. The docs show the bank repossessed the rapper’s Lamborghini Murcielago — and managed to get $161,000. You’d think that would be the end of it — but the bank tacked on more than $25,000 for “repossession expenses.” According to the lawsuit, Bow Wow still owes the bank $21,371 — and the bank wants every penny. How does Bow Wow explain his money situation (or lack thereof…)?? Like all broke artist, ballers, and actors…his manager. SMH Sources close to Bow Wow tell us, the rapper attributes all his money issues to his crappy ex-management team. We’re told he has since cleaned house and is now working to fix his financial mess. Maybe that’s what BET stands for, Broke Entertainers Trying…get your isht together Mr. 106 & Park. Image via WENN
The M.D. actually pushed the baby’s detached head and body back into his Moms birth canal. This poor couple have filed a lawsuit against their doctors ; accusing them of decapitating their son during his delivery back in 2011. The story reads like a horror story… According to The Daily Mail … “when the expectant mother prematurely went into labor on March 22 only 28 weeks and five days into her term, the complaint indicates that Dr Webb ‘would not agree’ to the Cesarean and ‘would only deliver her baby by way of attempted trial of vaginal delivery.’ The couple claim that the obstetrician also refused to let them go to a different hospital for a Cesarian. ‘Believing that she had no other choice than to agree to a trial of vaginal delivery, plaintiff Arteisha Betts consented to a trial of vaginal delivery under duress and protest,’ according to the complaint. The infant’s head was delivered in the first stage of the birthing process, but in the second stage which got under way at around 10.30pm, the lawsuit claims that his large abdomen became lodged in the birth canal. According to the complaint, Dr Webb applied traction to the child’s head in an attempt to dislodge his body, at which point the infant was decapitated. Citing the complaint, the Courthouse News Services reported that blood shot out from the baby’s arteries and veins, spilling onto the floor in full view of the mother and Ammonette, who was sitting only two to four feet away from the birthing bed. The lawsuit states that Webb then ‘pushed decedent’s head and body back into plaintiff Arteisha Betts’ birth canal’ and called for an emergency C-section. The doctor started cutting into the woman’s abdomen before the anesthesia fully set in, causing her great pain and suffering in the process, the suit says. During the procedure, the doctor ‘surgically and completely removed’ the child’s head from his neck and torso. Before handing the little boy named Kaden Travis to his parents, Webb had allegedly ‘intentionally concealed’ his neck wounds, although the complaint does not specify how it was done. The Daily Mail was unable to reach the couple’s attorney, Christopher Wright of the firm Millikan Wright in St Louis, on Thursday. Calls to the two medical centers cited in the lawsuit also went unanswered. The suit seeks unspecified damages to cover pregnancy costs, funeral expenses as well as personal injury and wrongful death. SMH…prayers go out the parents and family. We can’t even imagine. Images via Facebook
We’re sure you remember Mirlande Wilson. Mirlande was the Baltimore McDonald’s employee who took 14 of her co-workers money to buy lottery tickets, claimed she actually won, and refused to give them their earnings. Well now, those 14 employees are pissed and suing this broad. Via Lottery Post: A group of 14 McDonald’s employees from the Baltimore, Maryland, area are still convinced they were winners in the massive $656 million Mega Millions jackpot drawing earlier this year — despite being told otherwise by lottery officials — and are claiming that a co-worker defrauded the Maryland Lottery to avoid sharing a payout with them. On Sept. 19, the group filed a civil lawsuit against their co-worker, Mirlande Wilson, a Westport woman who briefly gained celebrity status and international media attention in April after claiming to be the holder of a winning ticket purchased in Baltimore County. Two other winning tickets were purchased in Kansas and Illinois; each ticket was reportedly worth more than $100 million in cash after taxes. The group’s lawsuit says Wilson did buy a winning ticket as part of a lottery pool the co-workers were in and that she and her lawyer, Edward Smith Jr., orchestrated an elaborate ruse to recruit the educators and trick the Maryland Lottery into believing they had won rather than Wilson. One of the McDonald’s employees, Dominique Gourdet, claims in an affidavit filed in the case that when the lottery numbers were picked March 30, he was Wilson’s live-in boyfriend. Gourdet says Wilson told him multiple times that a ticket she’d purchased for the McDonald’s pool had won, and that she had shown him pictures of the winning ticket with the winning numbers on her phone. Gourdet also says Wilson told him that each of the three educators claiming to be the winners would be given $1 million for “helping” in the scheme, while Smith would receive $2 million. Gourdet’s affidavit claims Wilson told him “that she did not want to share the prize with others at work, particularly the Hispanic workers.” Reached on Friday, Wilson said she never had the ticket and the claims in the lawsuit are false. “It’s not true,” she said. “This is a baseless story.” Wilson declined to comment further. Carole Everett, a Maryland Lottery spokeswoman, laughed out loud after being told of the lawsuit, saying it sounded like wishful thinking from a group who had their hopes unfairly raised by Wilson in the first place. The “Three Amigos” are the true winners, Everett said. “It was verified,” she said. Everett said surveillance video from the Milford Mill 7-Eleven store where the Baltimore County ticket was purchased was reviewed by lottery officials, but she declined to further explain the lottery’s ticket verification and security measures. Because of the amount of the winnings, the Mega Millions winners were “scrutinized even more” than average lottery winners, Everett said. We hope they are paying actual money for the attorneys on this suit. SMH.
Damn, these politicians stay smearing, and unfortunately this gay couple from Jersey is the butt of one Colorado smear campaign. According to The Denver Channel: A gay couple from New Jersey is suing a group that used their engagement photo in an attack mailer against a Republican Colorado state lawmaker who supported civil unions this year. Brian Edwards and Tom Privitere, and their attorneys, talked about the lawsuit Wednesday outside federal court in Denver. “It brought back feelings of bullying in my childhood, which was startling to us,” Edward said. “Tom and I both cringe now when we see our engagement photo, a photo which will forever live on the Internet as a message of hate.” The Southern Poverty Law Center is filing the lawsuit on behalf of the couple against the Virginia-based Public Advocate of the United States. The couple was originally photographed kissing with a New York City skyline as a backdrop. The couple shared the engagement photo with family and friends through Edwards’ blog, along with photos of the couple’s wedding ceremony. The photo was altered and the couple was superimposed against a snowy backdrop with the words “State Senator Jean White’s Idea Of ‘Family Values?’” The photo was used in mailers in a June primary election involving Republicans Jean White of Hayden and Jeff Hare of Greeley. White was one of a handful of Republicans who supported a civil union bill that was blocked in the state House. “I cringe every time I look at what once was one of our favorite photos,” Edwards said. “All I see now is the defiled image used to attack our family and our community. All we want is justice for the pain that Public Advocate has caused us.” “This case is about the defilement of a beautiful moment by a group known for demonizing the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community,” said Christine P. Sun, SPLC deputy legal director. “This was just a cheap way for Public Advocate to avoid having to pay for a stock photo to use in their hateful anti-gay attack ad. It was nothing short of theft.” The SPLC has labeled Public Advocate as a hate group. SMH.
‘I tell him everything,’ Weezy says in a video from a June deposition in connection with his lawsuit against director Quincy Jones III. By Rob Markman Lil Wayne Photo: TMZ
It aint no fun if your co-workers can’t have some… Female Corrections Officer Files Discrimination Lawsuit Against Co-Workers After Affair Goes Public A Riker’s Island prison officer who says she “suffered” physical and verbal abuse at the hands of her female co-workers after her affair with the married warden of the prison went public is now filing a lawsuit against them claiming that she wasn’t the only one gettin’ her freak on at work. via News One: A new discrimination lawsuit filed in the Bronx Supreme Court on Monday alleges that sex between officers and supervisors is “rampant” at the city’s jails on Riker’s Island and no one is doing anything to stop it, according to the New York Post . The officer filing the claim against the city’s Department of Corrections (DOC), Tomara Bryan (pictured), accuses her female supervisors of verbally and physically abusing her after discovering that she was having a consensual affair with married ex-warden Emmanuel Bailey. Bryan says that her bosses would discipline her harshly while letting the male guards, who were allegedly getting freaky on the job as well, off of the hook. Her relationship with Bailey reportedly soured after she pressed domestic abuse charges him. Bryan claims he punched her in the face, kicked her in the stomach and punched a hole through her wall at her Brooklyn apartment. Baily was arrested on harassment and assault charges. He eventually pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and received a conditional discharge, according to The Post. Baily has since retired. SMH. Is there not enough work to be done at Riker’s Island?? Do you think this woman should be suing her co-workers, or does ridicule and harassment come with the territory when you’re having an affair with a married co-worker? Image via Shutterstock
Panera Bread Franchise Settles Discrimination Suit For $76K Looks like that shady Covelli Enterprises is going to pay up for telling this young brotha that he had to be a cook so “no blacks were in public view”… Via ABC News: An Ohio franchisee who runs several western Pennsylvania Panera Bread stores has agreed to pay more than $76,000 to settle discrimination claims by current and former black employees. Chief U.S. District Judge Gary Lancaster on Monday told attorneys for Guy Vines, the black worker, and the company he sued in January, Warren, Ohio-based Covelli Enterprises, to advertise the settlement in newspapers in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida, Kentucky and West Virginia, where Covelli operates Panera stores. Vines sued claiming he was denied promotions and made to work in the kitchen because company owner Sam Covelli didn’t want black employees in areas where the public was served. About 200 to 300 black workers may be entitled to money, Vines’ attorney, Samuel Cordes told the judge. According to online court records, Vines will receive $10,000 for being the lead plaintiff and Cordes will receive $66,000 in legal fees. In addition, Covelli must pay a yet-to-be determined amount based on how many current and former employees respond to the advertisements and file claims. Those workers will get 70 cents an hour for each hour they worked in excess of one year at any of Covelli’s Panera’s stores. That’s based upon how much money Covelli’s workers stood to gain had they been promoted after their first year. The settlement covers all current or former black employees who worked for Covelli for at least a year between Jan. 11, 2008 and Jan. 11, 2012 — the day Vines filed his lawsuit. Vines contends he was hired in November 2009 and quit in August 2011 over his alleged mistreatment. Cordes, who represented both men, said in Vines’ lawsuit that “African Americans were routinely assigned to jobs either in the back of the store washing dishes or doing food preparation so customers would not see them” and that top Covelli managers dictated that “people who are ‘Black, Fat, and/or ugly’ should never be permitted to work the cash registers.” SMH. Sounds like this azzholes need to cough up more than $76K to us!
