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Lea Michele’s Kinda Hard Nipple Goes to the Gym of the Day

I rip into Lea Michele cuz she’s not hot…or I mean not hot to the average straight man…but hot to the fat girls and the gay men who are obsessed with Glee because that’s who watches Glee…giving her a false sene of hotness in the way she carries herself…cuz it can’t be a real sense of hotness cuz no matter how I look at her…she’s a fucking monster…hard nipple and all….She’s got the face of an inbred perfect for some horror movies…but unfortunately at the top of her game, thinking to herself “they’re just jealous” when she reads these honest reviews of her looks, when the reality is, we’re not fucking jealous in any way, and she’s actually fucking disgusting…like she might as well have a cock or get a sex change to have a cock, cuz at least that way she’d be able to believe that anyone fucking her are with her for her and not for her money, fame, lifestyle or whatever other reason a straight dude would fuck a bitch like this….

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A Night of Too Many Stars? Watch the Trailer for New Year’s Eve

It’s one thing to read through the slow drip of casting notices about an omnibus Hollywood romantic comedy and think, “Well, this cast is getting gigantic.” It’s quite another to see it in action. So! Say hello to the trailer for New Year’s Eve , the non-sequel to Valentine’s Day that features no less than 20 famous people named in the onscreen credits. Was that Halle Berry?

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Go Behind the Scenes of Fox’s Big Moneymaker in Glee: The 3D Concert Movie Trailer

Yesterday, Movieline told you that Glee: The 3D Concert Movie would open in theaters two days early for the biggest fans of Fox’s lucrative music series. Today, the trailer for the pseudo-concert event has arrived, allowing you to decide whether or not it’s worth a $30 sneak peak preview ticket.

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Gleebasing: The Rachel Berry Train Wreck Extravaganza

Last night’s episode of Glee , “Blame It on the Alcohol,” was not just — as Will Schuester would call it — an “elaborate booze dream.” Schue did in fact drunkenly ride a mechanical bull and line dance with McKinley High’s brute football coach. The New Directions did projectile vomit a purple drank-derivative during a school assembly performance of Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok.” And finally, Rachel Berry did make out with a gay dude while wearing a pistachio- colored housecoat. So steel your stomachs, dear Glee basers, and join us below for a more detailed recap of last night’s inebriated events and a pop quiz!

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Gleebasing: The Rachel Berry Train Wreck Extravaganza

Lea Michele is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Her face is the reason she’s on a show for gay people. Gay people always hang out with ugly bitches cuz they don’t want to fuck them and like their ugly bitch personality cuz ugly bitches try harder to be fun and funny cuz they are ugly. I hate that she thinks she’s hot. I hate that she’s posing semi-erotic. It’s disgusting to me and I have no standards. She’s a fucking monster or at least a fucking muppet…whatever the fuck she is she has no business being on TV…let her work where she is meant to work…singing in the shower before going to work as a Walmart clerk her face was destined to be. We shouldn’t fuck with destiny…talented theatrical singing voice or not…I’m sure there are tons of better looking sluts who sing just as well….Hell give Aguilera the job, it’s not likes she’s doing much but eating and humiliating herself these days… Seriously. I need to start a campaign to get her off TV. I know I won’t win or even be noticed but even Ugly Betty was easier on the eyes and her name is Ugly fucking Betty… I appreciate her trying to cover up the asymmetcial science experiment that is her face, but next time she should try a burlap bag. That’s all I have to say about that…I’m too distraught to continue…

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When Lea Michele Met Barbra Streisand: A Play in Two Tweets

To say that Lea Michele has been waiting to meet Barbra Streisand for a long time is a bit of an understatement. When Movieline caught up with the Glee star last summer to play My Favorite Scene , all she could talk about was Babs’ star-making turn in Funny Girl . “I just related to that movie so much,” she said. “It’s my favorite movie ever.” As anyone who saw her performance at the Tonys — or any minute of Glee , in general — can attest, she wasn’t lying. So, what would happen if Michele ever got the opportunity to meet Streisand out in public? Some hyperventilating and tweeting, of course.

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Hey, James Franco, Here’s Your Future Three’s Company Film’s Cast and Plot

James Franco’s latest foray into the realm of the bizarre is his idea of a film and stage version of the late ’70s-early ’80s sitcom Three’s Company — only this time as a drama — based on a confounding performance Franco delivered at this year’s Sundance Film Festival. Naturally this is Movieline’s cue to help Franco cast the movie and help set a tone for a story that, upon closer examination, is already quite tragic (with only a few added embellishments):

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Why Darren Criss Might be the Next Michael Emerson, and Why That Isn’t a Good Thing for Glee

The unwritten rules for the second season of a hit television series are similar to the ones governing movie sequels: Everything has to be bigger, has to be louder, and has to include at least one major casting addition. In the case of Lost , the second season brought increasingly convoluted stakes (The Hatch! The Others!), some shocking character deaths (Shannon!) and the addition of Michael Emerson to the already bulging cast. What began as a well-received guest role for the veteran New York actor became a three-and-a-half season stay on the devilish island. Emerson’s breakout performance not only forced Lost creators Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse to shift their narrative, but also cemented him forever in the minds of television watchers as Benjamin Linus. Glee star Darren Criss is on a very similar path, and because of that, it might be time for Gleeks to get concerned.

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Why Darren Criss Might be the Next Michael Emerson, and Why That Isn’t a Good Thing for Glee

Gleebasing: Fat Bottomed Girls Make Valentine’s Day Go Round

Phew! Glee shed that faux football-loving, thrill-seeking, Katy Perry-exploiting skin that it adopted for Super Bowl fans on Sunday , and got back to basics with last night’s Valentine’s Day episode, where Blaine explained that February 14th is the one day of the year when you can just tell the person you love how you feel. (Unless you belong to the Church of Love Actually , in which case that one day of the year is Christmas.) Meanwhile, Santana taught viewers that revenge is best served with glandular fever, and Ryan Murphy sold his soul to the Gap for a cute dance number. Let’s review the highs and lows.

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Movieline’s Celeb Oscar Predictions: Jamie Bell Calls it For Banksy, The Social Network

Now that the Super Bowl is over, we can focus on the real cultural event of the year: The Academy Awards! To kick off a very special new series of guest Oscar predictions , Movieline consulted British actor Jamie Bell, the star of this week’s The Eagle — and, at the age of 24, veteran of four Oscar-nominated films — to see which films he’s betting on to take home Oscar gold.

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Movieline’s Celeb Oscar Predictions: Jamie Bell Calls it For Banksy, The Social Network