I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I absolutely love Playboy chicks, they’re the best. Who else would leave the house looking like this? Here are Christina and Karissa Shannon showing off their very “talented” little bodies in some perfect little hooker costumes at some club over the weekend. I love it, it’s not even Halloween yet and the slut costumes have already come out. Awesome. Stay classy girls.
I was never a big fan of this Elisabetta Canaalis prostitute. To me she always looked a little hard and manly, the kind of bitch you’d expect a guy you just assumed was gay all these years to date, because if anything she’d make for a good front provided you did have to fuck her, or maybe the guy you think is gay doesn’t know that he is gay, making for a whole other bag of issues I don’t really care about, cuz he’s moved onto a pro wrestler, and this bitch has moved onto Dancing with the Stars to hold onto that media attention her vagina finally got her after trying so hard, filling it with powerful men over and over again slowly progressing until hitting Italy obsessed Hollywood cock, I have a feeling she hunted down and captured so that she could live the fucking dream….and if DWTS is the dream, then here are the ABS to go with it….abs so hard no woman should ever have them but I do think her shirt should become a trend in high school gym uniforms everywhere…
Ashley “The Face” Tisdale is one of the least attractive faces in Hollywood, but she counter balances that disgusting with a little botched plastic surgery and a lot of working out, making her have this tight body that I’m much more used to seeing in work out clothes than attending events, because I guess being “The Face” makes it hard to leave the house and mingle with other beautiful people, because you know they’re just looking in disgust, judging internally, all while feeling sorry for you and only taking the time to talk to you because it’s like make a wish foundation or charity function and they’d feel subhuman if they didn’t talk to the face that would be fine in everyday life, but that chose to go hollywood, despite all the pressure to be hot…..but then again maybe I’m looking into this too much….here she is at the Footloose The Next Generation premiere, because Hollywood has no originality….I wonder if she’s playing Kevin Bacon’s part?! Everybody Footloose.
Here are some boring pics of Malin Akerman with what could be hard nipple, while opening her mouth like she’s ready to take a load on her whore face, and I’m only posting it because I like seeing clothed women caught in pictures making erotic faces, with hard nipples, because leaving the house is better than any porn, I’m just too lazy to leave the house….but I can live vicariously through low level celebrities who were an action star once that aren’t all that interesting to look at…but are better than nothing…thanks Malin and your stupid name…
The problem with the VMAs is that people think since it’s an awards show on MTV, they can leave the house looking like they’ve never met a mirror … or friend. Here are some of the worst we saw tonight. And our first reaction to the BS they put on.
I heard a rumor yesterday that there’s video out there somewhere of Lindsay Lohan buying drugs or something like that, this post is not about that. This post is about Lindsay Lohan flashing her awesome chesticles in a sweet see through top. Much more interesting. She has to know her nipples are hanging out, her house has mirrors. If I had pants that were kinda see through I think I’d notice if my testicles were showing, but like Lindsay, I’d still leave the house. People need to see these things. Nice.
I really want to say that Whitney Port is hot as hell in these pictures, but I can’t do that in good conscience. Here she is looking pissed and a little weird while she heads to her car the other day. I get that the paparazzi and blogs like myself are probably pretty damn annoying, but that doesn’t mean you should leave the house in giant old lady shorts and stupid looking Converse … You’re a woman right? Act like one.
When it comes to nudes at the box office this weekend, don’t bother- the Green Lantern can make anything he imagines appear with his power ring, and the best he could do is a shot of Blake Lively in a tight, cleavage-revealing dress in the last 5 minutes of the film. You can get waaaaay better pics of Blake right here on this very blog ! No, for this summer blockbuster season, DVD is where it’s at for nudes. Join us as we rub down two upcoming DVD releases with so many bodacious blonde boobs, bushes, and butts, why bother to leave the house? More after the jump!
I’m in a weird situation here….As much as I am repulsed by Lady Gaga….from her face, to her bullshit act, to pretty much everything about her….I do kinda like the fact that she parades around half naked…but only because I know she’s really popular and I hope it trinkles down into the everyday girls’ wardrobe….so that when I leave the house I am faced with asses hanging out of spandex, and tits hanging out of bras, in some horrible drag queen impression of Madonna….and even worse…sometimes when looking at gaga, I think, fuck all that bitch needs to do is show some more genitals and nipples….cuz for someone so starved for attention she does a shitty job getting naked….making her whole half naked artist act seem as contrived as the rest of her….so finally her tit’s popped out and her nipple exposed…and it’s about as eventful as I expected, but like all ugly bitches with titty in my face, it’s better than lookin’ their face… Here are the pics from the CFDA Fashion Awards where Gaga showed up dressed like a fucking clown, but redeemed herself with nipple, despite remaining disgusting as fuck on all levels a human can be disgusting…. Yay. Ugly people making a spectacle of themselves to distract from how ugly they are. Yay. Sloppy tit with light nipples. Yay.
Here’s supermodel Adriana Lima looking awesome in some Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, hanging out in her lingerie, playing with a nice bouquet of flowers and pretty much showing off some sweet supermodel front meat. Tasty. How could anyone not find this sexy? She could be doing the same thing with a bouquet made out of cat feces and it would still be pretty damn hot. I guess that’s what happens when you’ve got incredible breasts like these, if they were mine I’d never leave the house.
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