I know I say all the time how annoying it is that all I ever get of Ashley Greene are shots of her heading to or leaving the gym, but I haven’t really seen her in a while and I’ve missed these intimate moments. Alright so it’s only been a few days since I’ve last seen her, but the girl is hot and makes me fell special in my no-no spot so getting her walking around in her spandex is a nice little treat. You’re welcome.
Not to discount Adriana Lima’s hot mom body that is better than most mom bodies…even the mom bodies I see leaving the gym that have been working out insanely the last 3 years to keep their rich husbands interested in them bodies…but almost any bitch who isn’t overweight in heels like that is gonna look like she’s got amazing legs and a great ass…even if they don’t…it’s the magic of heels motherfucker…but I know this Lima bitch is pro…and here she is getting paid for the shit…and as hot as you may find it…the whole baby thing throws me off…I mean Lima at 19 was a force…if she was a storm, she’d be Katrina…now she’s just a breezy day….a reflection of what she once was….and that’s the problem with models…they are only human and they get old.
Ashley Tisdale’s got a weird fucking face, that she consistently brings out for the paparazzi to snap pictures of her after leaving the gym, in what is mostly the same pair of work-out gear, making me think she’s sponsored or getting paid to wear this shit, and that’s all the work she’s getting so she does it, or maybe she realizes that she has a weird fucking face, so she tries to focus on making her body fit….cuz like ugly girls for generations before her, not being fat got them laid despite their shortcomings…and I’m only posting these pics cuz I thought I saw some vagina definition….an organ of her’s you’d think we’d be more familiar with like she was Vanessa Hudgens….self shot and bottom feeding for attention – but this is as good as she seems to get…Take it in…but if girls in gym clothes are your fetish – you’re better off going to an actual gym, the vantage point and girls are hotter you lazy fuck
I thought this Shenae Grimes chick was supposed to be one of the next up and coming hotties? What the hell is all this about? Here she is leaving the gym the other day looking a little worse for wear. Not good. I guess she’s relatively knew to this fame thing, so maybe I should let it slide this time, but going to the gym without make up? Come on, this is celebrity hottie 101. next she’ll be getting out of a car with her un-groomed lady parts hanging out. She’s doing the right thing covering up… Ew!
Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr leaving the gym, or what I assume is the gym, cuz bitch just had a kid, and her body looks this amazing, there’s no way she doesn’t spend her fucking life on a treadmill running that baby fat off. Sure, we have no idea what condition her pussy is in after being ravaged by a fucking watermelon sized object, however, I have tried to make a hooker insert a melon in her twat, and we only got to half a cantalope after an hour of trying, and she had a sloppy twat, leading me to believe, it’s not in great condition….but when the rest of her looks like this, I’d risk the horror scene, cuz even on the tightest vagina, my dick doesn’t touch the vagina walls…so it’s just one of those strong stomach situations… That said….this must really piss off all the husbands with fat new mom wives at home….this must piss off all the new moms too…cuz she’s fucking up your lie that you can’t bounce the fuck back after baby making…the one you and your friends all agreed on so you can eat all the cookies your fat ass desires… You can argue that she makes millions, this is her job, this is the one thing she has to do… But I’m just gonna argue that she looks amazing…and you or yours probably don’t…and this is a reminder why it sucks to be you…cuz I’d love to chip a tooth on this thing…
Here is Megan Fox’s replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, leaving the gym, reminding us just how fucking boring she is. Seriously, she has been around for a while and the most excitement we’ve got from her is This Topless Pic , unless of course you’re bald, in which case you love her, cuz she doesn’t mind if the dude she’s fucking has a full set of her, at least not if he’s The Transporter….
I do a thing here called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly watch, it stemmed from her winning some hottest girl of the year award, and my immediate need to educate the youth that media lied to them, that this award was paid for, and that she is in no way the hottest anything, except maybe fuck, cuz ugly girls put in a lot of effort, but usually not after they’ve won hottest girl awards, it distorts their insecurities…. I stopped doing the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because along with the rest of the world, I totally forgot about Ashley Tisdale’s existance, sure there would be pics of her Ugly face leaving the gym, I guess prepping to get naked in Allure cuz she knew someone there who convinced the editors to bring her on, and this is the result….her ass naked, photoshopped and in magazine….because if she took a lesson from the Hudgens nude strategy, which was a lot of headaches for the equal amount of publicity and far less hairy pussy lip exposed…not that it matters. Here’s Tisdale, looking better than ever, cuz I don’t have to focus on that sour face with a botched nose job…and can focus on what is important, an ass crack, a cheesy tattoo, some feet and some titty from the back side….if you know what I mean… Remember it’s best to ignore these pics, cuz that’ll make her try harder next time….this is the dipping her toe into the naked shit to see if it is for her…cuz thankfully Disney girls are all the fucking same…
If you thought the last pictures I had of Jessica Simpson leaving the gym were bad you’re going to think that these are, well to be honest, you’re going to think these are the exact same pictures. Let me see, yoga pants, a dumpy sweater and a fat girl waddle. Yup, these are identical. I guess the only positive in all this is that eventually she’s going to have to start showing off what all her hard work has accomplished, hopefully with some bikini pictures of something, but more likely in a wedding dress. Lame.
See this is the problem with Gaga. She gives ugly people hope. When ugly people should be locked in their houses crying cuz they were invited to prom. It’s a total disconnect that goes against the grain of humanity. That works against everything we’ve evolved into. That I can only assume is a sign of the end of the fucking world. Nothing good will come of this….seriously….she’s just a marketing tool to the freaks, bisexuals and losers of the class, cuz corporations realized that despite their lack of social skills, they have money to spend like popular kids, if anything, more money cuz they don’t spend it on the cool clothes and other things to fit in, cuz they just don’t fit in and have embraced that….it’s mainstream, fabricated bullshit…and it’s working cuz people are either idiots, or because they want to believe it is authentic and actually speaking to them… Either way, this bitch needs better looking fans, even if this is what I expected to see. Yeah, yeah – we get it you’re fucking unoriginal losers. Someone lock them up or tease them until they commit suicide please.
This has got to be news somewhere….Brooklyn Decker had hard nipples and was kissing Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of some Adam Sandler smut he shat out and called a movie cuz he’s Adam Sandler and he knows will make him millions and so do the execs behind him…cuz there comes a time in everyone’s career…when you gotta say “fuck trying to be original or authentic where’s the fucking money….” I think Jennifer Aniston is a boring fucking story. Menopause, infertility, failed relationships that never left her knocked up or not. She sucks. I think Brooklyn Decker is a boring fucking face…but her husband bought her SI’s Swimsuit Edition stamp of approval…so I guess that makes her big tits matter…and at least her nipples were hard…Who cares…I know…
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