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Jessica Alba Mom Ass and Mom Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is bullshit…and these pants are probably bullshit too…only because I assume they are jacked up with spandex to shape her this way…but more importantly to squeeze her mom pussy into place so that it doesn’t look like the horror scene it probably is… Jessica Alba is bullshit, because she’s an actress, a really fucking bad actress who got eaten up by the industry, they loved her and cast her as the hot chick in all kinds of garbage money making movies, who’s latest role is playing a CEO or figurehead I call “Use her celebrity to sell organic products that aren’t organic…her female fans will buy into it and we’ll all be billionaires.” I like using her fame whoring to remind me of what she’s actually all about. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER IN GOOD HOUSEKEEPING LIE CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Mom Ass and Mom Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s Loving her Body in St Barts of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Demi Lovato is one of those “love your body” ambassadors who has come to the forefront of women’s rights in the last 2-3 years, and I think these pictures are a good example why…. It’s never the hot skinny girls saying “love your body”….trying to make fat girls everywhere support them and buy into their bullshit…it’s always the loud chubby girls who are tired of trying to be skinny because their body types don’t allow them to be skinny and if the market wants them to be skinny they actually have to work at it…when they can make as much money not working at it…if they do the relatable “jsut be fat because that’s who you are”…. I think it’s safe to say, she’s better in her spanx leggings in concert…but even that’s still pretty gross, if you think fat dyke bi polar mexicans exploiting their fans while fucking FES from that 70s show, who has fucked everything are gross…which you should…and this should help…unless you’re into what looks like 45 year old mom body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Sara and Shannon are Twin Strangers of the DAy

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Years ago, probably in the Myspace era, there was a site where people would upload a picture of their face and find a celebrity lookalike…it was pretty fucking dumb, but people loved it and would post their celebrity lookalikes all fucking day…normally the people didn’t look anything like them…primitive technology and I guess the talent pool of actual celebrities isn’t too deep, so every dude looks like either Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp and very little in between. Doesn’t matter. I guess there was a shift from people giving a fuck about celebrities, because they don’t, they give a fuck about their own likes on instagram and production of compelling content, so it would only be natural in this self obsessed, selfie generation world, to want to find someone who looks like you… What speaks to the ego more than finding your twin, who isn’t even from the same part of the world, so the idea that your dad cheated on your mom is thrown out the window… I’ve always thought the idea of doppelgangers was funny, I also though the idea of people with the same name as you is funny, you know how many Jesus Martinez’s are there in the world…how many wrestling mask men are there in the world…kinda thing, only I actually don’t care about myself…or people cursed with my disfigurement… But when it involves a Swedish blonde and an Irish blonde looking eerily like every single blonde girl ever…things get real. Seriously, they look like every single blonde girl ever. I could find them 30-60 more doppelgangers to help market their find your twin website… Idiots. The post Sara and Shannon are Twin Strangers of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt’s Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if girls realize that the number one place I look at when looking at a bikini pictures is the pussy definition… I realized at a young age, when it comes to girls I kmow, the tits are tits, and that you can make out a set of tits when a girl is in T-shirts, or even a sweater, it’s very hard for me to look at you and not know exactly how your tits hang, what the nipple size and color is and the other important things that come with tits…I’m an expert.. Pussy that shit leaves me in the dark…I can’t tell in pants, even most leggings, it’s just really hard to figure out if you’re dealing with a meaty pussy, an clit heave pussy, or a coinslot slit clamshell.. So once a girl gets in a bikini, get really wet in that bikini, everything…becomes clear…it all makes sense…and I know what I am dealing with… And when it comes to strangers, like this model Martha Hunt…who has posed naked and who is one of VICTORIA’S SECRET 10 NEW GIRLS , I guess to replace Candice… I prefer seeing her pussy definition to her tits, it’s just more curious, adventurous, mysterious, because tits…are tits…and pussy is everything…the gateway to a girl’s soul…or someshit.. The post Martha Hunt’s Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hate It Or Love It?!?! Coldplay Feat. Beyonce – “Hymn For The Weekend” [Listen]

Posted on December 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

New Music: Coldplay Ft. Beyonce – “Hymn For The Weekend” Beyonce and good friend Chris Martin (lead singer of Coldplay) have talked up a possible collaboration for quite some time now…and fans can finally hear what they’ve come up with. Described as a “gospel-infused party jam,” the track — “Hymn for the Weekend” — is meant to Chris Martin’s desire to have a Coldplay party jam . According to Coldplay bassist Guy Berryman, Bey’s piece of the puzzle not only made the song, but was the easiest component due to how great a recording artist she is. As he told E! , “[Chris] asked Beyoncé to sing on it, and she very kindly said she would. And it was amazing. She came in. She did her thing. She’s unbelievably professional. I think she was in and out in five minutes. And we are so blessed to [have her] sing on one of our songs.” Take a listen… Do you love it??? Getty

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Kylie Jenner in See Through Pants of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Any bitch knows that if you wear black leggings with white underwear…the white underwear will shine through the black leggings…like a fucking reflector in the headlights of a car…that unfortunately don’t get run the fuck over, since it is a Kardashian and the Kardashians should be taken out back and shot like the barn yard slop they are. Which is exactly why Kylie Jenner wore the leggings with white underwear, hoping the paparazzi would use a flash so that she could show the world her gutter rich girl trash that is cummed on by black folk…up on some slave owner at the plantation’s daughter kind of love story….since she’s the one with the gold and the aspring rapper is the one who wants it so bad he does what it tells him todo…his life depends on it… The whole thing would be more exciting if it was a snuff film. But an 18 year old with plastic surgery strapped in to look like she’s hot with intense fabric that can barely contain her fat…isn’t that erotic… Not to mention, she’s the white Kardashian…but looks mixed…maybe her whore mother was a whore with other men…or maybe she just got into her dad’s estrogen…. Garbage. The post Kylie Jenner in See Through Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox’s Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to think that the world needs more of Megan Fox’s pussy definition in leggings now that she’s a mid 30 year old divorcee…but the reality is that the world needed more Megan Fox pussy definition back when she mattered, in an era when Instagram models weren’t making the “hot” actresses the production companies basically told us they wanted us to fuck…because as drone idiots fully manipulated by the media…we couldn’t make these decisions on our own…and the fact was we’d fuck anything and want to fuck anything that was willing to fuck us…even fat chicks…but society couldn’t leave things at that, they couldn’t leave us satisfied, but instead…needed to give us “sex icons”…in all their plastic surgery glory to crave and feel inadequate about our choices… I wouldn’t give Megan Fox any of that credit, or say she’s had any impact on society at all… I mean her biggest gig was in a movie that they replaced her with a model who couldn’t act and no one cared…I am just saying in the era of instagram models, she’d never exist today, no matter how hard she fucked the dude from 90210…back when the dude from 90210 was the dude in 90210…. Who cares…pussy definition…is a fetish, my fetish, this fetish, here and now on some porn slut looking girl who is never naked..but should be. The post Megan Fox’s Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit… In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked… The post Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit… In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked… The post Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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100 Years of Lingerie because Why Not of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These Youtube videos are the fucking worst..but for some reason…I feel compelled to post it, even though 3,000,000 people have already seen it, old news, but since no one visits the site for the latest of anything, even though I surprisingly post a lot of this nonsense before other sites, while not even trying, which I guess is a testament to how shitty other publications are… That said, I didn’t watch this video, but it has the word lingerie in it and that is just a direct connection to my brain and what I think is relevant.. I like big tits too… I’m basic… The post 100 Years of Lingerie because Why Not of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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