I love how Sarah Hyland is working out non-stop all the time. She looks like she is 5 foot nothing and 90lbs. You could probably play horsey with her easily. Anyway, good for her, but girl needs to relax a tad. There is only so fit you can get at that size without becoming a bodybuilder. » view all 11 photos
You give a bitch an instagram and she forgets that she’s a star tennis player who makes a lot of money, and decides she’s fit and can be half naked on social media just like the other whores, despite being a star tennis player with lots of money, and reduces herself to that half naked girl just having a good time… This generation of girl, no matter what she does, what her background is, how much she makes…can’t help but strip down for social media…it’s like a cultural phenom, maybe from growing up watching porn or other whores make it in the world being half naked…it’s like all the judgemental girls who would get mad back in high school at the girl who got all the boys’ attention dressing half naked…have decided that they too can be half naked and get attention too…. It’s like switch was flipped with the cellphone and social media, that made being the slutty slut in the room the norm…and if you’re not getting half naked, you ain’t shit. Pretty good zeitgeist to be a part of as a pervert observer…it’s way better than when Furbies were mainstream….or Beanie Babies… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eugenie Bouchard Still Trying to Be Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know what Chloe Grace Moretz looks like the cat lady…all muppet like – but I will assume it is from the face injections…. I do know why Chloe Grace Moretz’s vagina is exposed in her leggings and that is because her vagina is hungry, or meaty, or her pants are too tight….you see how that works, like a scientist who spends his day in a lab analyzing things that may lead to the cure of cancer or some other revolutionary change…I look at a pussy in a pair of leggings and ask the tough questions like WHY…. Not all heroes save lives motherfuckers, some just look at the anatomy that makes lives after she’s had too many abortions to have another one…I am that hero. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chloe Grace Moretz Fat Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I unfollowed Kimberley Garner on social media the other day, I was like “Why do I bother fucking with this trash” who literally doesn’t fuck with me….she actually followed me on twitter, only to unfollow me…yet here I am on her instagram giving her my fucking co-sign, when she doesn’t do anything interesting, cool, fun…or even get naked… She’s just some cunt, entitled, thinks she’s important because she was on a reality show…pretty much the lowest on the totem pole of anything… So as part of my social media cleanse, which is really nothing I need or do, because I don’t spend my days scrolling instagram, people bore me…even when they are naked….so it was more of my fuck Kim Garner she’s useless…I smashed that UNFOLLOW button bro… But apparently I post pics of her solid trying to make it in AMerica body in a bikini to this website…and write posts about it….making my unfollow seem insincere…BUT LET ME TELL YOU PEOPLE….it was sincere. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kimberley Garner Wet Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I heard that Lucy Hale has herpes, but it may be Nina Dobrev, I get the two confused all the time, two girls I don’t really give a fuck about, I haven’t seen on TV, one a Canadian, the other with cameltoe, but I am sure they both have their fair of cameltoe, rubbing up against their herpes, that I have been told either one, or both have…because that’s the hollywood fucking dream. I wonder how easy reading that ramble was? Probably not easy at all. For the record I write posts to a rhythm in my head, like it is some kind of poetry that I won’t win any literary awards for, because the subject is so crass and vile, even when it’s Lucy Hale…a star of some bullshit show, given more bullshit shows, since Hollywood is some sort of circle jerk….a circle jerk you aren’t invited to. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I can’t figure out where the pussy is in this pic, I see the spread legs, but I don’t see the dancing leotard jacked up in the pussy, so that I can connect with the photo on an emotional level as I imagine what her brother lost his Mormon Virginity to, and what Seacrest destroyed because he’s a coked up pervert – I have proof. This is like some magazine back pages game, not the escorting kind, but the find what is wrong with this image kind…and I don’t like it one bit.. If you’re gonna spread the legs like the Mormon whore on Rumspringa you are….make it fucking count…like she made the Dancing with the Stars casting call count…you know do better you lazy bitch.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Julianne Hough Spreads her Mormon Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I can’t figure out where the pussy is in this pic, I see the spread legs, but I don’t see the dancing leotard jacked up in the pussy, so that I can connect with the photo on an emotional level as I imagine what her brother lost his Mormon Virginity to, and what Seacrest destroyed because he’s a coked up pervert – I have proof. This is like some magazine back pages game, not the escorting kind, but the find what is wrong with this image kind…and I don’t like it one bit.. If you’re gonna spread the legs like the Mormon whore on Rumspringa you are….make it fucking count…like she made the Dancing with the Stars casting call count…you know do better you lazy bitch.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Julianne Hough Spreads her Mormon Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jenna Dewan was married to Channing Tatum, because they were both dancers, and understood each other on some deeper rooted effort…you know a dancer turned stripper turned actor and a dancer turned sugar baby who gets paid out by those actors… I’ve heard stories about them being nudists, that they were equally queer and graceful, and that their sex was flexible, choreographed and artistic…. They are divorced now, and she’s out there showing off her tits…before it’s too late, you know show the people your nipples….like the stripper you were meant to be before making better choices. It’s a good way to matter or be remembered or show off your dancer body…and dancers have bodies…thanks to the fitness and intensity of their craft….alone and scared now that the dick you’ve been riding has left you to probably ride other dicks….because all actors, especially male stripper dancers, are queer / bisexual…gay for pay or sometimes for fun…before dying of AIDS, even though it isn’t a death sentence…at least you’ve got his money…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jenna Dewan Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
People don’t really give Haley Joel Osment the credit he deserves, especially in this era of transgender….and not for his amazing acting ability in movies like AI and The Sixth Sense, but that like all famous males, he turned awkward at puberty, so he decided to get on the girl hormones and become Emily – cuz cute girls get more out of life and it’s far easier for them to get ahead…all they have to do is post silly pics in leggings, bikinis, fitness gear and everyone gets excited…while dudes have it a lot harder…so when you’re brought into this world young…you have a weird reliance on following, audience and fame…so you do what you gotta do.. So here he is…ass in the air in some new sexual position because no one is better to craft a new sex position that a dude…who pretends to be a girl..cuz dudes are fucking perverts and come up with pervert things…but when presented by a girl…it makes it far better…hotter…good… That’s all I have to say about that… The post Haley Joel Osment in Leggings Doing a Weird Butt SHot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s some Bella Hadid holding hands with Naomi Campbell because I guess they are dykes…despite all the coverage Bella Hadid has been giving to The Weeknd lately, probably because he’s their MERKIN…you know because Naomi Campbell and Bella Hadid don’t want to let the world know they are dykes….because I learned this week that a MERKIN is a male beard….you know the dude used to distract people from a background lesbian relationship…in a “she can’t be dyke, she dates the Weeknd, not not the actual weekend, yes I know we all love the weekend it’s the best time of the week but only a few of us actually fuck the weekend she fucks The Weeknd…he’s a songstress from Canada”… Not that it matters, the world is filled with dykes, it’s a trend now to be in a lesbian relationship you know…. So her spreading her pussy in a deep pussy stretch could be her recovering from that big black cock she’s into (BBC in the porn world)…or it could be her prepping to be fisted because she’s been banged out by BBC is the past and fists are the appropriate size to get the same feeling of fullness…the pussy version of an afternoon at the all you can eat buffet…or maybe none of this matters because she’s some overrated, ugly looking, plastic faced, muppet who only exists cuz she’s a rich bratty whining spoiled girl who has a father who puts importance on models…even low level models he pays the rent for in LA. I know she’s got fans who find her hot, queer fucks like tranny porn too don’t you? So this is for you.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .