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Emilia Clarke’s Pushing Up them Tits of the Day

Emilia Clarke is some Game of Thrones actress, and you know how that works out for a girl when she’s on some Fantasy Sci/Fi shit that features dragons and Fairies and other ComicCon type things….and that’s pretty fucking well… From a young age, I remember seeing the kids at my high school up on some Dungeons and Dragons shit, and when I did my High School equivalency a decade later, back when I was into self improvement, I saw the kids playing Magic the Gathering, and when I went to college in the late 90s for a semester or two in video production to become a pornographer, something I never did even though it’d be easy…there was a Sci/Fi Fantasy club where the weirdest fucking late 90s Tank Girl dressed weirdos would make me fell uncomfortable with their unshowered smell of stale sperm and the one girl they passed around…wearing their trench coats, staging foam sword battles, with likeminded weirdos…pre internet..and that is that those dudes are so passionate and loyal to their cause…in their weirdness that they have no grasp of social norms…meaning their obsessive compulsive disorder sees no limits…and their love for these bitches sees no limits…and the good thing is they just jerk off to her rather than know where she lives as love makes people do weird thing…and love makes weirdos in love with a girl because of her character – make WEIRDER shit.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emilia Clarke’s Pushing Up them Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day

I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas… The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right.. I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight. I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts. Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy.. The post Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Mom Ass and Mom Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day

Jessica Alba is bullshit…and these pants are probably bullshit too…only because I assume they are jacked up with spandex to shape her this way…but more importantly to squeeze her mom pussy into place so that it doesn’t look like the horror scene it probably is… Jessica Alba is bullshit, because she’s an actress, a really fucking bad actress who got eaten up by the industry, they loved her and cast her as the hot chick in all kinds of garbage money making movies, who’s latest role is playing a CEO or figurehead I call “Use her celebrity to sell organic products that aren’t organic…her female fans will buy into it and we’ll all be billionaires.” I like using her fame whoring to remind me of what she’s actually all about. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER IN GOOD HOUSEKEEPING LIE CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Mom Ass and Mom Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Pink Booty Action

You know, we spend so much time drooling over Sofia Vergara ‘s funbags on this site that I tend to completely forget to appreciate the rest of her too. And no, I don’t mean her comic timing or acting ability, I mean, her killer booty. But here she is in yoga pants filming scenes for  Modern Family , and I plan on giving Sofia’s perfect booty all the time it deserves. A full 30, maybe even 45 seconds. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Demi Lovato’s Loving her Body in St Barts of the Day

Demi Lovato is one of those “love your body” ambassadors who has come to the forefront of women’s rights in the last 2-3 years, and I think these pictures are a good example why…. It’s never the hot skinny girls saying “love your body”….trying to make fat girls everywhere support them and buy into their bullshit…it’s always the loud chubby girls who are tired of trying to be skinny because their body types don’t allow them to be skinny and if the market wants them to be skinny they actually have to work at it…when they can make as much money not working at it…if they do the relatable “jsut be fat because that’s who you are”…. I think it’s safe to say, she’s better in her spanx leggings in concert…but even that’s still pretty gross, if you think fat dyke bi polar mexicans exploiting their fans while fucking FES from that 70s show, who has fucked everything are gross…which you should…and this should help…unless you’re into what looks like 45 year old mom body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Meet Busty British Mess Jemma Lucy

I’ve covered a lot of busty British nobodies on this site over the years, but there’s always room for one more. Especially when they’re as talented as  Jemma Lucy here. Now, I don’t know much about Jemma, besides the fact that she’s a model, reality star, and famous — or at least, busty — enough to get invited to the Spectre premiere. But I’d love a chance to get to know Jemma better. Maybe we could start by getting together and counting her tattoos. Call me! » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Gigi Hadid Is Hard At Work Walking The Streets In Slutty Attire

I know some of you probably think I’m making fun of Gigi Hadid or being sarcastic when I call her the hardest-working model in the business, but I’m dead serious. The girl doesn’t take a day off! Here she is walking around New York again showing off her sexy stomach for the paps while talking on the phone, presumably to her agent booking her next gig: getting coffee in leggings. Or maybe even walking around in a pair of tight jeans. Fingers crossed! Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Dakota Johnson’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Dakota Johnson wore an interesting shirt, intentionally, to the Hollywood Film Awards, which is too bad, because there is great pleasure that comes when a girl actually has an accidental nip slip, or see through shirt…without really knowing it…until it is too late. I’ve seen this happen at clubs…where girls don’t realize their pantyless pussy is exposed until noticing you staring too intently…I’ve seen it happen on rainy days..where girls don’t realize their shirt is see through and wet…I’ve seen it at public pools with white bikinis..and really anywhere bikinis are involved because nipples and pussy – just fall out…I’ve even seen the flash of the camera show panty…or girls in leggings one size too small….they don’t realize the fabric can’t support opacity while stretched so hard… Now, when it happens, it’s usually to get more attention, because these girls want legit careers…or to be talked about, because Hollywood is all they know..and think they are good at thanks to being spoiled…when we all know her grandma is the only one with any real talent…not that acting requires talent… I find her sex appeal that of a wet glove…you fuck because it’s there…but don’t really want to fuck… The post Dakota Johnson’s See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner in See Through Pants of the Day

Any bitch knows that if you wear black leggings with white underwear…the white underwear will shine through the black leggings…like a fucking reflector in the headlights of a car…that unfortunately don’t get run the fuck over, since it is a Kardashian and the Kardashians should be taken out back and shot like the barn yard slop they are. Which is exactly why Kylie Jenner wore the leggings with white underwear, hoping the paparazzi would use a flash so that she could show the world her gutter rich girl trash that is cummed on by black folk…up on some slave owner at the plantation’s daughter kind of love story….since she’s the one with the gold and the aspring rapper is the one who wants it so bad he does what it tells him todo…his life depends on it… The whole thing would be more exciting if it was a snuff film. But an 18 year old with plastic surgery strapped in to look like she’s hot with intense fabric that can barely contain her fat…isn’t that erotic… Not to mention, she’s the white Kardashian…but looks mixed…maybe her whore mother was a whore with other men…or maybe she just got into her dad’s estrogen…. Garbage. The post Kylie Jenner in See Through Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Another Rope On A Bike Prank

This is one of the best pranks out there. Love seeing criminals land on their faces! Continue reading