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Mary-Louise Parker Is A Hot Hooker

I don’t really post pictures of Mary-Louise Parker all that often, I think it’s because she doesn’t really do anything all that sexy in real life, but today is an exception. Here she is on the set of some movie she’s shooting, dressed as some sort of sexy futuristic hooker. Obviously I don’t know that for sure, I’m just speculating, but for the sake of this post she’s a humanoid sex worker. I like it. I would pay whatever the equivalent of fifty dollars is in space currency for a night with this beauty. What? I’m cheap.

Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Booty In A Swimsuit

Obviously we all know that Kim Kardashian has a big booty, she doesn’t try to hide it from us, but over the last little while it seems to be getting even bigger. Here she is with that thing stuffed into a one-piece swimsuit in a shot she posted on her Twitter page. How is this even possible? That thing has got to have been photshopped, it just doesn’t look natural to me, and I love it. I want to touch it just once.

Porn Star Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweets

Here’s meaty porn star Kim Kardashian tweeting photos of herself in a bikini. I still can’t believe after 7 years running this site that she became one of the most popular celebrities over a terrible “leaked” sex tape. Anyway, I know many of you love Kim and her big booty, so enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale’s Boots Were Made For Walking

I’ve never see F-me boots like this before but I really like them. I only I wish Ashley Tisdale would ditch the leggings underneath and show a little thigh because that would have completed my Ashley Tisdale Dominatrix fantasy. Actually, any chick in thigh high boots makes me want to bend over and get a spanking. Too much info? Did I mention I would be wearing woman’s panties?

Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Ass Pretends to Workout of the Day

Anyone who knows me, knows that I watch Kim Kardashian’s porno clips every morning to hype me up, annoy, disgust, anger, frustrate but most importantly remind me of what the rest of the world has forgotten…she’s a fucking pornstar…sure she only had one movie, but it wasall she needed with her strong PR team to turn it into a multimillion dollar industry…not because she’s smart…but because she’s has a good team who saw opportunity to make her the next Paris Hilton…and by default…that makes her some low level, bottom feeding trash, who knew the porn tape would blow over, and that little exploiting of herself, was going to amount to great things. She is fat. She isn’t funny. She is boring to watch, if not irritating…she is teaching kids two valuable lessons, first that being fat, lazy, self indulging is okay and that eating disorders are a thing of the past…and second that acting like a cunty gay man is what we want….while white washing the one lesson we can learn from her and that’s that being a whore pays…. So WATCH HER SEX TAPE Remember she’s a whore, then look at her ass and be disgusted by the marketing lie she represents… Even if big asses turn you on….cuz this isn’t just big…it’s dumpy…you know like she’s in a soiled diaper under her leggings dumpy….and not big and round like you want to eat it out… and float on it down a river of vaginal juice…if you know what I mean…

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Minka Kelly is a Sweatpant Slut of the Day

I still don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but I did just google her and found out that her mom was a stripper who got knocked up by an Aerosmith guitarist, had her and raised as a single stripper mother, who I can only assume spent her life looking for another rockstar to knock her up, but wh only this time, who will answer her calls, or maybe sweep her off her stripper feet into the life of rockstar luxury….Groupies are hilarious, especially when they are strippers, who bring the baby to life instead of aborting them like all the other pregnancies, knowing there is hope dude will come back after the one night stand to save them….in some kind of fantasy that only strippers have…..and that makes her amazing…. Here she is walking around in sweatpants like a college girl late for class and as far as I’m concerned, her 30 year old ass is looking alright…. Here are her short overrated legs from some new Charlies Angels movie since Hollywood has no more ideas but figure the rest of the cast are in there late 40s and there’s nothing hot about the den mother,if anything, she’s a fucking downer….

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Karissa Shannon Whores Out in Leggings of the Day

Karissa Shannon and her twin who doesn’t matter because she was just her sidekick she used to get noticed before taking her career by the reigns of being irrelevant by releasing a sex tape with a black dude and staging endless paparazzi shots cuz I guess getting on blogs gets her off…or maybe because she thinks it is actually working for her…and that more and more fame is coming her way…especially now that no one even knows her sisters name…other than the novelty act that got them into Playboy…something all twins try to break free from when coming up and becoming their own person…especially when the other sister is the more secure one cuz daddy always said he loved her in the trailer park late at night when he was drunk and thought no one else was listening, especailly not Karissa, who clearly developed a complex. This is not a psych lesson. this is about twin ass in leggings so look at it in the leggings cuz it’s awesome…especially compared to their white trash faces….

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Kim Kardashian Out In Her Natural State

I happen to be one of those people who finds Kim Kardashian attractive, I know that’s annoying, but what I like about her is all the make up and accessories and big fat ass that goes into her look. It’s the total package. So when you take away one of those elements like, let’s say all of her make up, I get a little disappointed. Here she is looking pretty damn scary the other day while out “Au Natural”. I don’t like it one bit, put those sunglasses back on and head to the nearest make up application center… Clearly I know nothing about female beauty secrets.

Whitney Port’s Legs Did Something Yesterday

It looks like Whitney Port is doing alright for herself, she’s out promoting breakfast cereal so she’s really hit the big time. Here she is showing off those long legs that I love so much on a scale for some Kellogg’s weight loss cereal or something like that. I don’t think a young skinny chick is the right person for this job, I get the feeling that there are a lot of fat housewives out there who will absolutely hate this chick. Still hot though.

Whitney Port’s Legs Did Something Yesterday

It looks like Whitney Port is doing alright for herself, she’s out promoting breakfast cereal so she’s really hit the big time. Here she is showing off those long legs that I love so much on a scale for some Kellogg’s weight loss cereal or something like that. I don’t think a young skinny chick is the right person for this job, I get the feeling that there are a lot of fat housewives out there who will absolutely hate this chick. Still hot though.