I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but Demi Lovato ‘s been showing off her chunk on social media an awful lot lately. (It’s almost like she’s got a big tour coming up or something…) Anyway, according to my sources, Demi said she felt insecure about her legs in these swimsuit pictures but posted them anyway because she’s learning to love her body just the way it is. And I guess if Demi can do it, I should try too. Just give me 30-45 seconds with these pictures and I’ll do my best.
Bella Hadid looks like a rat faced monster to me, even with her face injections and lips…she’s just got that pointy look that makes me want to hide my cheese, call my exterminator, because it’s ultimately, pretty terrifying… But she does have the tits, probably not real titties, but titties never the less, that could be for all we know from her Palestinian roots, because I hear under the capes, those Arab girls got them big old tits, but who really knows…. She does have her long model legs, that she likely inherited by her mom, who was a model, who decided her daughters should be models, because she’s vapid like that, and excited because look what it did for her, it got her a rich husband that led to more rich husbands….and little brats who She’s getting paid by some shoe company to promote the shoes because her sister she mooched off of has faded out and only does a few campaigns, working is for suckers…and the Jenners who the sister mooched off of are too high profile…while the next one in line…the Baldwin…is not quite where she needs to be because the ugly one, this one, Bella, is loving being hot for the first time in her weird looking life…. Here’s the video: The post Bella Hadid Spreads her Legs for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here are some pictures of Bella Hadid that will remind all of you that Bella Hadid’s face is fucking creepy, even terrifying, and that will hopefully remind Bella Hadid to keep her focus on her body and not her face, because despite all the attention she’s getting, the hype that’s around her, it’s just fake news and marketing….she isn’t actually hot, not even with all her face injections, she is just an average at best, overrated, but at least she’s not fat trying to make it as a fat chick because there’s nothing more offensive than that…not even a rich kid making it in the world of fashion thanks to being rich and having a sister pave the way for her and a dad pay the bills to get her famous for her…without any of that, she’d likely be none of this…but she’s still work a fuck, provided her pussy isn’t banged out too hard by all the black cock she’s taken…you know for you micro cock…not that that would happen, we’re talking hypotheticals here. The post Bella Hadid for Vogue Korea of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Look, we understand that headline’s not gonna please anyone. Either you’re a dyed-in-the-wool #MAGA ass and you came here just to deride us as a bunch of libtard cuck-flakes in the comments, or you’re part of the majority of Americans who wishes the president would stop tweeting entirely, in which case, you probably think we didn’t go nearly far enough. But hey, our New Year’s resolution is to piss off as many people as many people as possible, and we decided to get an early start! We kid, of course. Resolving to offend people in 2018 is like resolving to breathe in and out. It’s gonna happen no matter what, and it doesn’t require any active effort. For evidence of just how easy it is to piss off tens of millions of people these days, you need look no further than the tweets of America’s P-ssy-Grabber-In-Chief, Captain Offensive Pants. No doubt still clad in a Trump Hotel bathrobe , the president frequently outrages half the planet before he’s even dropped his morning Big Mac deuce. While our more heathen-y presidents may have taken the holidays off in order to drink Starbucks and slaughter a virgin, the Trump Train kept right on rolling! By which we mean the 71-year-old leader of the free world spent the season of peace talking enough trash on social media to shame a recently-dumped middle school girl or a butthurt Star Wars fan. And who were the Donald’s targets this time around? Well, there was Vanity Fair , which committed the grievous offense of cracking jokes about a woman Donald once threatened to imprison, and then there was planet Earth, which has apparently pissed Trump off by continuing to exist despite his apocalyptic environmental policies. First, some context: In case you haven’t heard, it’s effing cold in the northeast. Like, even by “winter in the northeast” standards. Someone told this to Donald, and his response was apparently to crack his knuckles and start sticking it to the libs: “In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!” Now, hopefully, we don’t have to tell you that’s a dumb thing to say or point out that weather and climate are not the same thing. A cold day isn’t an indication that the planet is stable anymore than a single hot day is evidence that it’s heating up. The world’s scientists are concerned due to data collected over several decades which indicates a disturbing trend toward hotter … ya know what? Let’s just move on to less-terrifying idiocy… As you may have heard, there was controversy this week over a video posted by Vanity Fair , in which several staffers expressed their 100 percent-justified belief that Hillary Clinton should probably step away from the political arena for the foreseeable future. The situation outraged the president, not because of the content of the clip, but because VF dared to issue an apology for the sake of those who found the video offensive. “Vanity Fair, which looks like it is on its last legs, is bending over backwards in apologizing for the minor hit they took at Crooked H. Anna Wintour, who was all set to be Amb to Court of St James’s & a big fundraiser for CH, is beside herself in grief & begging for forgiveness!” Trump tweeted. Never mind that our commander-in-chief is still devoting his days to picking petty fights with various media outlets, Anna Wintour is the editor of Vogue , not Vanity Fair. Sure, they both star with “V,” but if we Donald off easy on this one, next week he’ll be referring to Justin Trudeau as the prime minister of Cambodia. Needless to say, Trump was roasted to a crisp over both tweets, but sadly seeing our president get savagely corn-cobbed by the entirety of Twitter is one of the many things we’ve been forced to get used to in 2017. Cheers to the new year! *guzzles large quantity of Drano* View Slideshow: 12 Donald Trump Tweets That Outline His Plans as President
I don’t know why all women think they have the right, or the duty to pose slutty on the internet, but EVERY single girl, even those you don’t want to see in slutty poses, are self producing slutty content for the internet… I know that Lea Michelle can’t be slutty, because she’s a dude, and there’s a double standard, if a man fucks all kinds of people, he’s a stud…if a girl does the same…she’s a slut….so unfair…such a dark time we live in…the patriarchy and misogyny is everywhere…but I guess for Lea Michele it works out nicely, because with this uprising of women rights, sexual liberty and most importantly, gender ambiguity or gender fluidity, or people with dicks aren’t necessarily considered dudes unless they want to be…gender is a choice or something…allowing her and her weirdo stage parented legs to tuck the testes in, pretend she gets her period and is a desirable sex object for men to fuck even though she doesn’t release those child bearing pheromones actual women do when ovulating…you know…TO SUCK US IN… But she does have legs she’s showing off on Instagram. The post Lea Michelle Shows Legs on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alessandra Ambrosio may be old as fuck – but she’s still getting half naked for money and I guess as much as we can point and call her desperate, holding onto the dream, like when you run into someone you used to work with at the Grocery Store when you were down on your luck and took a bagging job and they are still working at the Grocery store 20 years later…some Ground Hog Day shit, only much more exclusive, luxurious and filled with multimillion dollar deals that lead to other multi million dollar deals…allowing her to have kids, raise kids, and a family, while still being a slutty half naked model….in a world where people think it’s so hard to be a woman…seems pretty fucking easy to me…all you gotta do is look good and good things happen for you. This is a shoot for some Vogue shit… Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bathing suit for instagram… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Vogue Portugal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Iskra Lawrence is a fat model, who wasn’t always fat, but who found an angle and got booked for being fat, while not booked for being skinny, ignored and irrelevant event, but the second she got fat she started getting paid so she milked that as hard as she could… Likely disgusted by being fat her entire life of wanting to be a model so fucking bad…only to embrace it because she wanted fame and attention so fucking bad..and here she is getting paparazzi love while eating a popsicle…sugar water really…to maintain her form. Diabetes is a real thing, cardio health a real thing, people dying from sedentary life on the computer eating bad foods and not moving, it is proven that fat kills…I’m a fucking diabetic because of it…as much as so many people are.. So to celebrate sick people, being sick, like they aren’t sick, makes me fucking sick… Kids need to not eat candy or sugar, they need to not think being fat is ok, because it isn’t ok, and it doesn’t look good..it fucking kills…but unfortunately it hasn’t killed my wife yet, which is unfortunate really. The post Big Girl Iskra Lawrence in a Big Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio, Portugal’s own, who Portugal doesn’t seem to know, but definitely take credit for, now that she’s famous on the Victoria’s Secret circuit, is really not that hot, but good enough for a people of Fishermen.. I have a theory that she was cross-bred in a Portugal lab between Adriana Lima and some other genetics to make her not an official clone, but that’s because I don’t trust the Billion dollar a year company to not invest in human engineering…like they prefer paying real women millions of dollars a year, when they could just invest a billion into the DNA modification and get all the women they want for free…IT ONLY MAKES SENSE… The most interesting thing Sara Sampaio did recently, is complain that a magazine who she shot nude for, posted the nudes photos despite her asking them not to, even though she posted for them…claiming to be a victim of sexual assault, despite being the person who objectified herself, and got naked in the photos, posed in the photos, but when they publish the photos, after signing off on the photos, girl gets mad and hashtags METOO…shut the fuck up Sara Sampaio…and here she is being slutty again, I wonder if she’ll come back and claim sexual assault for these pics being posted…the worst. The post Sara Sampaio Tits Out for Dundas Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Actress Naomie Harris hosted the OMEGA Her Time pop-up dedication event in New York City last night sporting toned legs and an ultra cut bouncy bob-cut. Her sleek, bold, black bob was complimented by a a matching Louis Vuitton set in all black. The original outfit came with a ruffled, long sleeved top and shorts that showed off her beautiful legs, giving her a sexy Renaissance look. Take another close up look at her new fresh cut! What do you think of Naomi’s new cut? Is it haute or should she have stuck to her longer locks? Vote below to tell us!!!! Take Our Poll DON’T MISS: HAUTE OR NAUGHT: Fantasia’s Peachy Perfection HAUTE OR NAUGHT: Issa Rae ‘Stripes’ A Pose At The Vulture Festival Naomie Harris Takes The Plunge In This Alexander Vauthier Gown At The Beauty Of Time Gala [ione_media_gallery src=”https://hellobeautiful.com” id=”2935591″ overlay=”true”]
