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You Buyin’? Khloe Kardashian Admits To Photoshopping Her Instagram Pic And Explains Why

Khloe Kardashian Admits To Photoshopping Her Thighs In Instagram Photo Earlier this year Khloe Kardashian was under heavy fire when she posted an OBVIOUSLY photoshopped photo on Instagram. The pic was promptly deleted, but the slander endured throughout the night. Today, on her website , Khloe addressed the photo, admitted to the vanity crime she committed, and gave an “explanation” as to why she did it… Via DailyMail In an entry titled ‘Why I Photoshopped This Picture,’ she started: ‘Whenever I post a picture of my legs on Instagram, everyone comments on how fu**ed up my knees look. ‘It’s because I’ve had reconstructive surgery, you a**holes!’ ‘My right leg is an inch and a half thinner than my left because my muscles deteriorated and never recovered. ‘It’s funny because everyone made a big stink about this Instagram photo because I Photoshopped it. Yes, I did Photoshop it, but I was trying to make my thinner leg look bigger to match my other leg!!! ‘All I want are big, thick thighs and I hate how skinny my legs are.’ She goes on to say: The ex of Lamar Odom added: ‘The reason I’ve had so many of these surgeries—and always wear a knee brace for my workouts—is because I was in a car accident when I was 16.’ The sister of Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie and Rob then went into detail about the scary crash. ‘To this day, I remember the exact streets (Ventura Blvd. and Coldwater Canyon). ‘I was speeding and the other car ran a stop sign. I was was wearing my seatbelt but the strap was under my armpit. ‘I was in a small Mercedes and it compacted in the wreck. My head and upper body went through the windshield and my legs were stuck under the steering wheel.’ You buyin’ Khloe’s sob story about why she just HAD to photoshop her suspect thigh meats? Image via Instagram

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You Buyin’? Khloe Kardashian Admits To Photoshopping Her Instagram Pic And Explains Why

You Buyin’? Khloe Kardashian Admits To Photoshopping Her Instagram Pic And Explains Why

Khloe Kardashian Admits To Photoshopping Her Thighs In Instagram Photo Earlier this year Khloe Kardashian was under heavy fire when she posted an OBVIOUSLY photoshopped photo on Instagram. The pic was promptly deleted, but the slander endured throughout the night. Today, on her website , Khloe addressed the photo, admitted to the vanity crime she committed, and gave an “explanation” as to why she did it… Via DailyMail In an entry titled ‘Why I Photoshopped This Picture,’ she started: ‘Whenever I post a picture of my legs on Instagram, everyone comments on how fu**ed up my knees look. ‘It’s because I’ve had reconstructive surgery, you a**holes!’ ‘My right leg is an inch and a half thinner than my left because my muscles deteriorated and never recovered. ‘It’s funny because everyone made a big stink about this Instagram photo because I Photoshopped it. Yes, I did Photoshop it, but I was trying to make my thinner leg look bigger to match my other leg!!! ‘All I want are big, thick thighs and I hate how skinny my legs are.’ She goes on to say: The ex of Lamar Odom added: ‘The reason I’ve had so many of these surgeries—and always wear a knee brace for my workouts—is because I was in a car accident when I was 16.’ The sister of Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie and Rob then went into detail about the scary crash. ‘To this day, I remember the exact streets (Ventura Blvd. and Coldwater Canyon). ‘I was speeding and the other car ran a stop sign. I was was wearing my seatbelt but the strap was under my armpit. ‘I was in a small Mercedes and it compacted in the wreck. My head and upper body went through the windshield and my legs were stuck under the steering wheel.’ You buyin’ Khloe’s sob story about why she just HAD to photoshop her suspect thigh meats? Image via Instagram

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Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day

I was going to write in the MORNING HANGOVER DUMP or the STEPLINKS how annoying social media is, or will be, because of the whole MAY THE 4th Be With You statuses, but luckily, I avoid social media most days, so I don’t have to be influenced or affected by all the terrible idiots I am following or connected with – yet hate because they are idiots, the same as all other idiots, polluting my peaceful days…with their basic, uninteresting, uncreative bullshit… But leave up to Maitland, my friend who I rely on for low level fame-whoring stunts, like dressing up for her NERD audience, doing the whole May the Fourth thing with her tits…big tits…big old lady tits.. The thing is that you can’t hate her for knowing her audience, the people who care about her are people who jerked off to her on Boy Meets World, where she played the hot girlfriend…in the 90s…so that kind of fan…is a very very very special kind of Autistic…socially awkward and sad…so if this brings them joy…she’s done good….because everyone deserves joy…not the Jennifer Lawrence movie, that shit looks terrible…but you know what I mean…and that is that Maitland’s good to her fans and more importantly…her tits are huge… The post Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day

I was going to write in the MORNING HANGOVER DUMP or the STEPLINKS how annoying social media is, or will be, because of the whole MAY THE 4th Be With You statuses, but luckily, I avoid social media most days, so I don’t have to be influenced or affected by all the terrible idiots I am following or connected with – yet hate because they are idiots, the same as all other idiots, polluting my peaceful days…with their basic, uninteresting, uncreative bullshit… But leave up to Maitland, my friend who I rely on for low level fame-whoring stunts, like dressing up for her NERD audience, doing the whole May the Fourth thing with her tits…big tits…big old lady tits.. The thing is that you can’t hate her for knowing her audience, the people who care about her are people who jerked off to her on Boy Meets World, where she played the hot girlfriend…in the 90s…so that kind of fan…is a very very very special kind of Autistic…socially awkward and sad…so if this brings them joy…she’s done good….because everyone deserves joy…not the Jennifer Lawrence movie, that shit looks terrible…but you know what I mean…and that is that Maitland’s good to her fans and more importantly…her tits are huge… The post Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is Still at it of the Day

I’ve been avoiding Bella Thorne the last little while….it was just too much of the same shit over and over again and I was tired of it… There are only so many times I can post a girl who claims to be 18, but looks 45 with decent not very offensive controlled BOTOX and fillers…and realistic looking fake tits… She is out there being subtle slutty in her social media, the pervert fans are into it, loving it, celebrating her…because their lives are that boring, pathetic and depressing…all while she’s sitting there laughing at how stupid and basic humans are…it’s so easy to win them over…all it takes is cleavage selfies and squats….maintaining this just being a girl…not being slutty insta whore…yet being a famewhoring instagram whore…SO CLEVER… I just find it boring, where can you go from here, her personality isn’t strong enough and all this shit is all the fucking same…I need more than a selfie to feel complete in my soul…I need sex tapes and spread asses…she’s still a Disney Star, not quite there yet…but it’ll happen…she’s just that kind of well trained child of stage parents… Here’s her famewhoring, tail riding, hipster garbage sister…and her big tits…doing a shit quality photoshoot hoping to get some of the Bella Throne spillover.. TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN TIGHT CLOTHING CLICK HERE HERE HERE The post Bella Thorne is Still at it of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is Still at it of the Day

I’ve been avoiding Bella Thorne the last little while….it was just too much of the same shit over and over again and I was tired of it… There are only so many times I can post a girl who claims to be 18, but looks 45 with decent not very offensive controlled BOTOX and fillers…and realistic looking fake tits… She is out there being subtle slutty in her social media, the pervert fans are into it, loving it, celebrating her…because their lives are that boring, pathetic and depressing…all while she’s sitting there laughing at how stupid and basic humans are…it’s so easy to win them over…all it takes is cleavage selfies and squats….maintaining this just being a girl…not being slutty insta whore…yet being a famewhoring instagram whore…SO CLEVER… I just find it boring, where can you go from here, her personality isn’t strong enough and all this shit is all the fucking same…I need more than a selfie to feel complete in my soul…I need sex tapes and spread asses…she’s still a Disney Star, not quite there yet…but it’ll happen…she’s just that kind of well trained child of stage parents… Here’s her famewhoring, tail riding, hipster garbage sister…and her big tits…doing a shit quality photoshoot hoping to get some of the Bella Throne spillover.. TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN TIGHT CLOTHING CLICK HERE HERE HERE The post Bella Thorne is Still at it of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the young, fat, Kim Kardashian clone we can assume this rich garbage family created in the dumpster outside their basement plastic surgery clinic, you know that grew out of some flesh or fat Kim K cut off, or maybe she is Kim’s illegitimate child she gave the mom to raise as her own, because she’s just as disgusting looking, she’s just as mangled and plastic surgery ridden, she’s only 18 and hardly looks like her dad Caitlin… I think it’s unfortunate that these cunts exist, that they work, that they are celebrated marketing vehicles for brands… But I really think it’s unfortunate that these private jets are supposed to be unsafe…yet they rarely crash when the people you want to be in them when they crash are in them…. The amazing thing about Kylie Jenner is that she’s trending on my FACEBOOK – for “posting a picture of her legs”….because FACEBOOK controls the media and feed us all this shit…they are a public company with Shareholders… I guess the other amazing thing is that she’s dissing BALMAIN publicly after they pay her and her sister – they must be happy about that… “Check out my awesome dress I got paid 100k to wear….Oh Fuck It’s Garbage…LIKE ME”… All I gotta say is too bad the cuts on her leg, weren’t her throat…bledding it out… HOW IS THIS NEWS… The post Kylie Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner is the young, fat, Kim Kardashian clone we can assume this rich garbage family created in the dumpster outside their basement plastic surgery clinic, you know that grew out of some flesh or fat Kim K cut off, or maybe she is Kim’s illegitimate child she gave the mom to raise as her own, because she’s just as disgusting looking, she’s just as mangled and plastic surgery ridden, she’s only 18 and hardly looks like her dad Caitlin… I think it’s unfortunate that these cunts exist, that they work, that they are celebrated marketing vehicles for brands… But I really think it’s unfortunate that these private jets are supposed to be unsafe…yet they rarely crash when the people you want to be in them when they crash are in them…. The amazing thing about Kylie Jenner is that she’s trending on my FACEBOOK – for “posting a picture of her legs”….because FACEBOOK controls the media and feed us all this shit…they are a public company with Shareholders… I guess the other amazing thing is that she’s dissing BALMAIN publicly after they pay her and her sister – they must be happy about that… “Check out my awesome dress I got paid 100k to wear….Oh Fuck It’s Garbage…LIKE ME”… All I gotta say is too bad the cuts on her leg, weren’t her throat…bledding it out… HOW IS THIS NEWS… The post Kylie Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jodie Sweetin SCREAMS & CRIES in Pain After Dancing With the Stars Injury: WATCH

OUCH. This looks (and sounds) excruciatingly painful. Yesterday, we reported that Jodie Sweetin was rushed to the hospital . The actress was rehearsing a routine for Dancing With the Stars when she suffered an injury to her foot. Today, video was released of the move Sweetin was attempting when things went awry, and her pain is absolutely palpable. The Fuller House  star is seen letting out a piercing scream and cries out after collapsing on the floor. She and her partner, Keo Motsepe, were recreating a dance move once executed by Pink for the upcoming  DWTS  episode “Famous Dances Night.” As part of the act, Sweetin attempts to balance all of Motsepe's weight on her legs and torso. Unfortunately, she pushed her body too hard and she toppled backwards onto the floor with her partner on top of her. Yesterday, Sweetin's rep confirmed that she was in the hospital and being treated for an injury to her left foot. “Earlier today, Jodie Sweetin injured her left foot during rehearsals for Dancing with the Stars ,” her spokesperson said in a statement. “She was taken by ambulance to a local hospital and she is awaiting her official diagnosis,” the rep added. “She is in good spirits while she waits and Keo, along with her fiancee Justin Hodak, are by her side.” So far, Sweetin has not commented on her condition, but she did express her grief about the death of Prince . “Wow. I cried today when I heard,” she wrote yesterday alongside a photo of the Purple One on Instagram. “He was my all time favorite,” she added. We still have not heard news on an official diagnosis or if Sweetin will be able to return to perform on next week's DWTS . Watch the cringe-worthy rehearsal below.

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Charlotte McKinney with Legs and Shorts of the Day

The only thing fascinating about Charlotte McKinney, is that in this feminist driven, genderless world of social justice warriors, she was able to break through the fat chicks and lesbian looking girls who people were celebrating, and make it as a famous instagram model…all because she has big fat natural tits… She didn’t need a beautiful face, or talent, or anything compelling…all she needed was tits on her small frame….to convince the Dancing with the Stars people she probably met at a party, that she was in fact a star… I think it’s refreshing that a girl no one ever really cared or knew, who never did any TV or even modeling campaigns, who didn’t even have a huge instagram following, and if she did it was probably fake…can get on TV all because of the tits. It is nice to know that we are still a gang of fucking perverts, who can appreciate a girl for what matters…her tits… Tits, that have since landed her a role in the Baywatch movie. Tits, that no one even cared about a month after Dancing with the Stars ended. Tits, that have done very little more than be just tits… Tits, that she’s trying to subdue, and even hide, to remind you that she’s more than just tits… No, she hasn’t launched a charity, or published a book on tricking producers with tits that you matter, and how it’s affected her life as an objectified creature. She hasn’t even done the “My eyes are up here” that big tits my whole life have been telling me as I stare at them.. She has instead decided to say “I have an ass too. Give it some attention too. It’s in Baywatch the Next Generation co-starring with the tits you know”…. The amazing thing in all this is that she doesn’t still work at a South Florida HOOTERS…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney with Legs and Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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