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Molly Ringwald and her Boobs Look Horrible of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

I’ve seen all the 80s movies and I don’t think Molly Ringwald was ever cast as the hot chick…I doubt guys every had crushes on her…I knew she was the weird awkward looking skinny chick other girls could relate to. So there was no surprise she’d age horribly, but I didn’t expect her to ever look like this….seriously…this is the kind of girl you put in a rehab center with rapists and sex addicts to turn them asexual….lend her to Tiger Woods for a month and dude will be fine….or the kind of person closet case fags date so that they don’t have to dive into homosexuality but can test the waters thanks to her her broad shoulders and thick back… She’s doing Yoga, showing off some mom tit, not bothering anyone, so I am an asshole disrupting her quiet life that came when she escaped from Hollywood, one far less morbid than Corey Haim, but I do think people should think about getting her more work…I’m sure tons of movies need someone to play the school janitor…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Mischa Barton and Her Cellulite in Shorts of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All girls have cellulite, even skinny girls have cellulite, it’s got something to do with their uterus and the way it makes babies, hell, I probably have cellulite…you know it happens when you’re fat as fuck, even when you’re a dude…so cellulite is really not a big deal or something to point out and laugh at, but for some reason, when it’s on Mischa Barton, who is already at the end of her fucking road and a sloppy mess who always had sloppy fucking legs, I find it pretty entertaining….it’s like bitch doesn’t give a fuck and still wears shorts and I’m not sure if that’s a sign of her not giving a fuck about what others thinkand embracing herself, of it it’s a sign of her just not giving a fuck cuz she’s given the fuck up… I never found her hot, it was all downhill from the kid puking on herself in the Sixth Sense, but maybe you did, so here are some pics to remind you that you shouldn’t…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Vanessa Hudgens Reminds Me of Nude Scandals of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was an era when nude pics would get everyone excited about celebrities. Back when Paris and Lindsay and Britney were all showing their vaginas in various situations that made this celebrity bullshit almost entertaining to watch…it was like the scandals were actually scandalous…but then something happened where everyone stopped caring, we all got desensitized and celebrities became reality stars and accessible on Facebook and Twitter and the lovelty wore the fuck off…leaving idiots like me with sites no one cares about, with memories of the day I got a lawyers letter for posting this teenage Disney stars muff, telling war stories in bars, when everyone else has forgot the war…it’s gonna be time to move on soon…I just have no where to go….at least if I got pics of naked chicks wanting fame it’d be worth going on…but that never happens…so everyday is just a miserable reminder….RIP celebrity scandals…you don’t exist anymore and Vanessa Hudgens is our reminder of the last we care about….and here she is showing off her little slutty body, in a slutty aninmal print dress, making slutty bedroom eyes on her slutty immigrant face at an event that is probably not even worth mentioning…cuz they are all bullshit…maybe I’m just depressed that I’m not drunk right now…Let’s forget this emo shit ever happened…. Pics via Bauer

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Britney Spears is Looking Unstable in Shorts of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britney Spears was out shopping in a ridiculous outfit and I don’t think she was wearing a bra, because her nipples that are positioned great for midgets to suck on, seem to be exposed, but I’m too lazy to look, I just figure anyone dressed like a court jesters is about to lose her fucking shit again and the whole world will get another Britney Spears media takeover…I figured she’s already shaved her head for us, maybe this time she’ll shave her pussy in some manic rage for us, but I guess that’s just wishful thinking and the liklihood of her next episode being hot is really unlikely and I’ve got my money on her taking a shit in public, jumping off a bridge, or something equally funny but not so easy to jerk off to, but then again, since bitch turned 18 she hasn’t been so easy to jerk off to…. Either way, here are some pics of her lookin like she’s a bout to blow the fuck up in some wild bloomers you’d expect to find on your grandmother back in 1890…something that may bring back fond memories of childhood masturbation…if you’re 70. Pics via Fame

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Nadine Coyle’s Skinny Legs are Still Amazing of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love my bitches skinny. I think with this whole obesity outbreak in America is disgusting as fuck and seeing a girl with an old school eating disorder, and not the kind of eating disorder my wife has that leaves the buffet owner crying in the corner after she wipes him out of fried chicken, but the kind of eating disorder where a bitch is lightheaded, dizzy with terrible breath and rotting teeth from when girls starve themselves or make themselves puke, is fucking hot…cuz not only are they too weak to run away from you, but they are also fun to get naked…while fat chicks like my wife are only good for paying your fucking rent cuz they are too scared you’ll leave them at a time in their life that they know no one else would ever step up and takeover the role of “cock giver”….so girls like Nadine Coyle and her weight loss needs to be celebrated Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Audrina Patridge’s Legs Look Better Photoshopped of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Audrina was in a Bikini for FHM and I went off about how this was her calling. She had the fake tits, she wasn’t at and all she needed was a little fucking photoshop to clean her up a little so that she doesn’t look like the retarded pig she looks like on TV, Video or pictures. It just takes a little smoke and mirrors that make someone so irritating and average looking finally worth jerking off to…but instead she didn’t lock herself away until the next photoshoot, she’s decided to walk around in a pair of little shorts, I guess in efforts to remind us that she isn’t a bikini model and she’s not all that and actually has short shitty legs and a long torso, not to sound too picky, I just can’t seem to see past girls who look retarded shit and in my defense, no one calls you too picky when you notice the amputee is a fucking amputee even though you still tried to bring home because she was easy….you see cuz I notice the shit doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try to get the shit pregnant….if you know what I mean… Pics via Fame

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Whitney Port’s Long Legs Hit The Catwalk

Posted on March 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess I’ve been doing a lot of Whitney Port posts over the last few days, that’s because she seems to be trying to outdo Amanda Bynes when it comes to showing off her legs. I had her making sexy faces in a little sun-skirt , then playing with her boobs in her sweet little bikini and now here she is on the runway of what seems to be her own line of clothing showing off those long ass legs of hers. If her clothing line encourages more women to wear short skirts that highlight their legs, I’m all for it, if not… Garbage. Enjoy.

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Britney Heads Back To The Salon…Again

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just a few days after going back to blonde , Britney Spears is back at the salon. We think…maybe she has a little too much time on her hands!

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LeAnn Rimes: Thigh Stepping In Santa Monica

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not Spring yet but LeAnn Rimes has already broken out the short shorts! The County & Western darling showed off her legs while leaving R+D Kitchen yesterday in Santa Monica with boyfriend Eddie Cibrian . We have to say, the “How Do I Live” singer is looking pretty hot!

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Heidi Klum’s Ex-Model Legs of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is United Nations babymaker Heidi Klum trying to break down German tradition and sterotype of eating sausage and sauerkrout before killing all things non-Aryan, by having a dozen kids with Seal, like she was some kind of farm animal…and the funny thing is that I’ve been seeing a lot more German women out there with Black boyfriends, husbands, baby daddies, like it’s a fucking trend to break their horrible reputation of the past…but I think it’s more of a sexual thing than a political thing, don’t let her wholesome mom face fool you, cuz I’ve see German porn and shit is on another level of crazy, that would probably require a very strong, huge-cocked black man to participate in by ripping them apart at the seam before getting shit on in some kind of bloody, stinky, poop covered mess. The baby-making is just a bi-product of that. Either way, no matter how beat up, clamped up or ripped apart her pussy may be and no matter how much she likes being shit on, or shitting on black men, I still think she’s got it going on….so here are some pictures of her to remind us of what was…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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