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Leona Lewis Teaming Up With Susan Boyle & Simon Cowell?

Leona Lewis was fulfilling some promotional duties when we spotted her leaving BBC Radio One ‘s Live Lounge in Maida Vale .

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Jennifer Lopez Proves It’s ‘About Face’

Jennifer Lopez attended the book launch party for celebrity make-up artist Scott Barnes ‘s latest tome About Face last night and the El Cantate star looked absolutely gorgeous! Posing on the red carpet in a black strapless dress, JLo’s clean, fresh, and demure makeup caught the eyes of every photographer (and surely every blogger) almost as much as her legs.

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The Official Brad Pitt Aging Timeline

Happy Birthday, Brad Pitt! Sorry you look like a goat now. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Sock Puppet Lieberman

Ad from Moveon.org that features sock puppet Sen. Liberman comments on health care reform and some of his demands.

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Sock Puppet Lieberman

True Life: I Have a Balloon Popping Fetish

Do you relish that feeling of an explosion going off between your legs?

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Taylor Momsen and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

I used my only relevant Taylor Momsen joke last week when I said she has no talent today and that she had no talent signing in The Grinch movie she was in 10 years ago when she was 5, making her pretty much a bullshit celebrity with no talent but really persistant parents lookin’ for a retirement plan of something they didn’t abort…not that it matters…she is only 16 so a slut phase, which is clearly already in the works and a drug and party phase is totally in her cards and I’ll be more than happy to watch her fall into the gutter as all her inner demons come screaming out, the only thing that sucks about all this is that she’s not very cute, she awkward and skinny with a retarded face….just has long skinny legs that she likes to show off and decorate like some kind of Christmas tree and I hope for us that puberty fills her out a little or that she uses some gossip girl money on a set of tits like a common whore I am hoping she becomes… Here are some pics… Pics via Bauer

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Sophie Monk Shows Her Legs for her Dirty 30 of the Day

It turns out that Sophie Monk turned 30 over the weekend and I take satisfaction in knowing that she is no where near where she wanted to be at 30 in terms of success in her career in her life plan…knowing she used to sit in her class back in high school telling everyone how she’s going to be famous and how she’s going to be a celebrity and how they’ll be taught that math is not needed when you’re fabulous….and I just love knowing she knows she’s a failure and I hope she hangs up her muppet face and becomes the gutter stripper her hot body leads me to think she was really destined to be…Happy fucking birthday. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jessica Hart and Her Supermodel Legs of the Day

I don’t know who Jessica Heart is, but her long legs do a nice job of distracting me from her teeth. I am not sure why I have such an issue with shitty teeth, like I get disgusted when I see a bitch with rotting, spaced out Amy Winehouse in her mouth, even when those teeth are rubbing up and down my dick shaft gently with glee. Don’t get me wrong I’ve banged many girls with a wide variety of various forms of disgusting mouth, because I’m not an idiot and take what I can get and I guess it really doesn’t matter, cuz when you get with a bitch like Jessica Heart, you’re too busy shoving your face in her vagina

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Victoria Beckham is Carmen Sandiego of the Day

I am sure I’m not the only one who used to jerk off to Carmen Sandiego back in the 90s. I didn’t get off to it because it was a kid’s show and I’m some kind of pedophile, I just thought the bitch was hot. Not to mention, there was something exciting about trying to find the bitch.

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Provocative Nativity scene: Art or uver the top?

Madison 3rd street, which is located on Robertson Blvd., in Los Angeles California, has raised quite a stir with neighbors. The controversy is surrounding their store's display window.

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