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Taylor Momsen Drunk, Disorderly And Pantless

Yesterday I had pictures of Taylor Momsen walking around without any pants on, I assume like most teenage girls her age are doing these days, I don’t know I’m out of touch. So I thought I’d follow them up with some shots of her drunk and disorderly getting into a cab. I’ll say it again, where are this girl’s Mom and Dad? She must be one of those brats who divorced her parents like that kid from Home Alone did years ago. Anyhow, you know the drill.

Leighton Meester & Some Scary Asian Lady

Here’s hottie Leighton Meester at Harrod’s in London yesterday for the launch of a new fragrance called ‘Vera Wang’s Lovestruck’ . Oh I get it, that’s Vera Wang next to her, I thought she was a witch doctor there to ward off evil spirits… This makes much more sense. Anyhow, I don’t know what Leighton has to do with any of this, but I’m glad she squeezed those lovely long legs into some tight ass leather pants. They should bottle that fragrance. Nice.

Taylor Momsen Is A Hot Zombie

Is Taylor Momsen eighteen yet? I’ve been writing about this chick for a while now, she has to be. If she’s not she shouldn’t be allowed out of the house wearing outfits like this. Here she is at some show or something looking like a zombie prostitute. Is she one of those kids who divorced her parents so she can do whatever she wants? Anyhow, in case she’s still underage I’m just going to say that I think it’s past her bedtime and she should call home.

Which Washed-Up ’90s Rapper Will Star Opposite Adam Sandler in I Hate You, Dad?

In case you haven’t heard, Adam Sandler is busy casting his next film I Hate You, Dad , about “a father who moves in with his son and his fiancee, only to immediately start feuding with the bride-to-be.” Sandler will play the father (obviously), Andy Samberg will play the son and Leighton Meester has just joined the cast as the troublesome fiancee. Sandler has also signed on a washed-up ’90s rapper to play a large supporting role. Can you guess which one?

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Which Washed-Up ’90s Rapper Will Star Opposite Adam Sandler in I Hate You, Dad?

Which Washed-Up ’90s Rapper Will Star Opposite Adam Sandler in I Hate You, Dad?

In case you haven’t heard, Adam Sandler is busy casting his next film I Hate You, Dad , about “a father who moves in with his son and his fiancee, only to immediately start feuding with the bride-to-be.” Sandler will play the father (obviously), Andy Samberg will play the son and Leighton Meester has just joined the cast as the troublesome fiancee. Sandler has also signed on a washed-up ’90s rapper to play a large supporting role. Can you guess which one?

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Taylor Momsen Is Doing It Again

I might be losing my mind, but I could swear that I posted these exact pictures yesterday, I’m slipping in my old age. Anyhow, here’s that kid who dresses like a thirty year old prostitute, Taylor Momsen , showing off her goods on stage during her latest trashy performance. I’ve never heard this chick sing, but I think I get the gist of it…. Crap! The booty flash, that’s what’s different, the booty flash. Enjoy.

Jessica Simpson Is Looking Pretty Good Again

I’m kind of impressed that Jessica Simpson is looking this good, I thought she was all fat and dumpy now, I guess I was mistaken. That or her big sunglasses are throwing me off. Those things make a lot of women look a hell of a lot better than they really are, it’s kind of annoying. Anyhow, here she is over the weekend looking a little closer to the way my crotch and I remember her. Well done.

Taylor Momsen Is Still Seventeen Folks

I’m not sure I should be posting this kind of crap, she’s still pretty young, but Taylor Momsen is kind of popular now with the slutty goth kids so I don’t really have a choice. Here she is looking her age like a vampire prostitute while she’s performing in some dingy bar over the weekend. Who manages this kid? Don’t get me wrong, if she was between twenty and twenty-five I’d be all over it, but she’s not and by law I have to say this is inappropriate.

Kate Middleton Royal White Bikini Pictures of the Day

I love white bikinis…they are always the most seductive bikini…they are usually the most sheer bikini and for some reason they are usually the bikini color that most easily allows me to focus on pussy definition…. This is Kate Middleton. She’s having the biggest deal wedding since Celine Dion and her child molesting neighbor. This is some Royal shit, legit Royal shit, none of that Hollywood Royalty shit, authentic Royal shit, not quite the same shit I’d fear would stain my white bikini if I drank the resort water…or got my Royal period that clearly isn’t enough of a fear to stop from showing the world my Royal pussy defininition… She’s a big fucking deal….here’s her Royal body….in a Royal bikini doing Royal things…like absolutely nothing…cuz that’s what the Royal family is all about…the most overpaid unemployed do nothings stuck in a life of luxury in the world……Good times.. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Leighton Meester Girl on Girl Bikini Pic of the Day

I make fun of Leighton Meester cuz she’s not that hot, she was raised by criminals, she got famous sucking the right dick, and eating the bottom feeding shit, including staring in fetish films and sex tapes….even though those are some of my favorite things… Here are some pictures of Leighton Meester in a bikini getting close to one of her friends for twitter attention…cuz that’s what she’s good at… Sure, I can’t see past the shit stain on her thigh, wondering where it is from….Is that a birthmark, a bathroom accident thanks to resort food, a battle wound from her porn/fetish career she had rising to Gossip Girl fame, maybe a scar from when her mom taught her prison tricks on how to get a head using her pussy and not getting caught, you know the secrets of the trade only learned living in the halfway house as a baby with some of the counties top prostitutes…. Either way, this girl on girl bikini party in public is weak …has shit on this girl on girl bikini party… But I guess since this bitch is on TV, it gets bonus points…even though she knows how to hustle better than this…

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