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SJP Goes Slightly Scarecrow

There’s something about that hat that kinda reminds us of The Wizard of Oz. What about you guys? Sarah Jessica Parker stepped out in a goofy hat, leopard print scarf and a big purple bag. A little eclectic, but would ya expect anything less?

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SJP Goes Slightly Scarecrow

Candice Swanepoel Shows Us Her Bra

There’s nothing better than a few pictures of a hot Victoria’s Secret supermodel like Candice Swanepoel showing off her sexy leopard print bra… Except for maybe that same supermodel actually wearing the stupid leopard print bra. This isn’t the first time that Candice has forgotten to wear her bra either, it’s becoming an issue between us that we’ll have to discuss in our next couples therapy… That and the fact that she doesn’t even know who the hell I am and never shows up for the damn sessions. All she does is take take take.

Keira Knightley Puckers Up For The Paps

Keira Knightley looks lovely standing outside The Comedy Theatre in the West End of London. The Pirates of the Caribbean star is starring in the hit play The Misanthrope . Wearing a leopard print scar, Burberry coat, jeans, and black boots, Knightley stopped to sign autographs and pose for pictures on her way home.

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Keira Knightley Puckers Up For The Paps

NSFW Holly Sampson the New Tiger Woods’ Mistress Pics of the Day

This Tiger Woods scandal is fucking annoying.

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NSFW Holly Sampson the New Tiger Woods’ Mistress Pics of the Day

Sarah Chalke in her Bikini on Scrubs 7 Months Ago of the DAy

I noticed these pictures making the rounds of the internet and I figured I’d post them, but before I did, I figured I might as well throw up the youtube video of the bikini video because a bitch in motion is better than a bitch in image, which in Sarah Chalke’s case turned out to be totally wrong, because she acts like a fucking dude, and not matter how tight a pussy is on a bitch, if she acts like a dude about shit, and sits there grabbing at her crotch, chewing tobacco and watching football, she’s not the fucking girl for me….. Either way, it turns out these were on TV over 7 months ago so they are nothing new, other than the reality that I doubt any of you watch Scrubs, since you probably thought it was off the air the last 5 years too But here are the pics anyway…

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Sarah Chalke in her Bikini on Scrubs 7 Months Ago of the DAy

Christina Ulloa Naked in Californication of the Day

Here’s another low level, hot in her hometown chick who moved to Hollywood to make it as the next Megan Fox because she was the star of her high school and all the local farmboys wanted to get her pregnant and hold her back….making her miss out on her dreams of being famous, so they took their useless misguided ego to the local bus stop and got on the first bust to LA, only to realize that now the big fish in the small pond is a small fish in a big pond and that for every one of her there are 1000 more talented, better looking vaginas, so in trying to not crawl home with her tail between her legs, she decided to take the gig on a big show, even though it was one line and a whole lot of tits and ass bouncing on some old bald dude….amazing….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Christina_Ulloa_Californication.flv

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Christina Ulloa Naked in Californication of the Day

Hilary Duff and Fat Ass Carrying her Boots of the Day

The newest trend for celebrity erotica as far as I’m concered is this calf porn without the baby cows. Today’s edition is brought to us by Stuff by Hilary Duff.

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Hilary Duff and Fat Ass Carrying her Boots of the Day

Taylor Momsen is a Shitty Rockstar of the Day

I don’t own a TV so sometimes I turn on the radio to distract me from the thoughts and voices in my head. The last couple of weeks they’ve been up on this Christmas Carol bullshit and despite not having much of a soul, I love Christmas and everything about it, except for maybe not ever getting presents I want cuz my wife is a fucking cunt. So I sit here singing along to all the Christmas music like some kind of fag would with broadway tunes practicing for his drag show and the whole thing is fucking embarassing, but not as embarassing as Taylor Momsens’ attempt at being a rockstar.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Where_Are_You_Christmas.flv

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Taylor Momsen is a Shitty Rockstar of the Day

Tila Tequila and her Useless Tits of the Day

IThe bottom feeding whore Tila Tequila was recently spotted at the airport. She should really take this moment in because there will be a time very soon when she won’t be able to afford airfare and people won’t be paying her to fly around the world, because the John’s she bangs for money will be bored of her and onto new pussy, her celebrity will be dried up and so will her whore pussy and if we’re lucky she will have commited suicide but here are some pictures to remember one these last trips as a whore people follow on twitter who was once on TV and who had a taste of fame even for just a minute and you can see her leopard print bra and fake tits….

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Tila Tequila and her Useless Tits of the Day

Drew Barrymore Whip’s It

Thank God Drew Barrymore got rid of that skunk look she was sporting.